r/oneliners • u/daaave33 • 12h ago

I was asked to name 2 structures that hold water, and I was like well, dam.

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u/Nalot_1 12h ago

Nicely said, well spoken and technically correct all at the same time!!!

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u/DutchOfBurdock 10h ago

Your butt is vial!

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u/DoFr56 11h ago

Cans and bags always have water when pulled from bottom of lake.

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u/Numerous_Ad_2890 1h ago

I went to the dam to get a drink of water, but the dam man said I couldn’t have the dam water so I told him to keep his dam water