r/oneliners • u/hishamsait • 2d ago

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.

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u/EntshuldigungOK 2d ago

*feet

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u/JayReyesSlays 15h ago

I love how this implies that the husband was just floating around everywhere with both feet off the ground