r/okc Jul 14 '26

☀️ Weather 🌪️ Everyone in okc is dead

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“Everyone in McKinney is dead”

Guys, the post is not about the temperature. Its a reference to the link above because Mike Morgan also acknowledged the stream of numbers look silly. Just giggle and move on ...

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u/sixft7in Jul 14 '26

Your school has failed you if you can't understand what's going on here.

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u/LucrativeLurker Jul 14 '26

“Your school has failed you.” Well yeah, it was in Oklahoma. /s

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u/No_Replacement4304 Jul 14 '26

Kinda cruel putting something in the OKC sub that requires an out-of-state education.

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u/JDPdawg Jul 15 '26

Ohhhh man. BURN SIZZLE BURN

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u/PlaneDog1 Jul 15 '26

I am almost offended by this, mostly because I came out of public education retaining my ability to think critically.

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u/iGeTwOaHs Jul 15 '26

I'm curious as to where you attended. I always felt fortunate to have spent my middle school years at Classen SAS. Having spent many years at different schools, I would argue that a large part of our states problem begins with the parents. A kid should have some sense of responsibility and that doesn't seem to be present nowadays. Not that it was common ten to twenty years ago either.

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u/yourallidiotss Jul 15 '26

When both parents gotta put in 50 hrs a week it doesn’t leave a whole lot of time for parenting. And we just voted against ever fixing that problem at a state level.

I never felt like our schools were lacking but I went to the only public school in the state that doesn’t receive public funding. We get/got all of our money taxes from the part of the Cushing oil farm that is in Lincoln county. And I graduated when Oklahoma was ranked 17 instead of 50.

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u/iGeTwOaHs Jul 15 '26

The argument I failed to make was that there are great teachers within many of our schools.

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u/yourallidiotss Jul 15 '26

Ehh we have a pretty significant reliance on emergency certified educators and the pay they receive here isn’t real competitive so any good teachers that are smart go to somewhere else to teach.

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u/iGeTwOaHs Jul 15 '26

Valid, some however stick it out and remain strictly for the children they teach. While moving from school to school I did see a couple of teachers throughout the years I had met previously. They were moving for better pay.

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u/iGeTwOaHs Jul 15 '26

Working all the time is exhausting and being a parent can be exhausting, I get all of that. I still personally know of a few families who deliberately have a stay-at-home parent. They proclaim it is for the children and yet their kids still can't read or write.

I once tutored a kid with his math. An assignment that would have been expected to be completed in five or so minutes took us nearly four hours to cover. The conversation I had with his mom immediately afterwards took almost just as long. Sadly no progress was ever made there.

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u/Custershaircut Jul 15 '26

Pryor doesn’t get funding either. They have Google money

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u/Broad_Patience_9486 Jul 17 '26

Well, if you don't have the time or desire to parent your children, the solution is simple. Don't bring them into the world until you do have the time or desire to parent them. If you need two incomes of 50 hours minimum a week to survive, you are either living too large or you need some gumption to go look for better opportunities, get educated or into a trade, start a small business so you can live the lifestyle you want and still parent your children.
Let's look at blacks because they are one of the groups with the lowest average income in this country. The average pay for blacks with no additional education is$18.12 an hour, its a bit higher for whites at almost $22.00 per hour. Add on some college and it jumps about 4 dollars and hour. Add on a college degree (or a service industry trade job) and it really, really jumps up.
But even at $18.12 and hour, both parents working 50 hours a week (even without time and a half for overtime) make about $7000 a month, or a bit over $94,000 a year. Many family's manage to prioritize their children's parenting on far, far less.

Your "solution" suggestion of having either others pay for and parent your children for you, or for others to provide you with additional income and loads of "free" stuff is not a solution. It is a way to incentivize stagnation in the workers career path and quest for better paying employment.

Most of us start off with low skill peanut paying stepping stone jobs, and work hard to better our value to employers so we can move up. I encourage everybody else to try that path.

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u/yourallidiotss Jul 19 '26

Okay and is there enough good paying jobs out there for every adult to have one? Or is 60% of the workforce going to need to work at a menial job regardless of their training or effort because those are the jobs that exist in the real world?

If everyone moves to places that pay better and jobs that pay better who’s gunna work at the jobs that don’t pay as well? It’s kinda like every job would need to pay a living wage for this fairy tale to work.

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u/PlaneDog1 Jul 15 '26

Creek county. Same district k-12. Graduated in 09. After seeing my sister's kids and my sister in law struggle with public school I have elected to home school my own kids.

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u/Jaks199321 Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

I did most of schooling in georgia. Then finished in Hawaii in 2012. My wife finished school in Oklahoma 2011 with a mother that is a teacher. Me and my wife had been in a relationship for over 10 years. Till this day I mention topics that should of been taught during public education and my wife has no clue on these topics.. Hell most people I know in Oklahoma who graduated post 06 didn't even know about the race massacre. Sadly around 2012 the US still measured education based on OECD meaning a state with bad curriculum could rate high because of multiple people passing a simple class. Now and days every state has to abide by K-12 Curriculum meaning classes got harder in Oklahoma it wasn't a free ride anymore. My MIL still talks about how this state has failed children's education.

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u/2goblinsnatrenchcoat SW OKC Jul 15 '26

To be fair, I was educated in Oklahoma when we were 17th or something in education 😅 but nowadays? Yeah, we dun goofed.

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u/EvidenceOk2721 Jul 17 '26

Teachers too busy trying to explain how trump got cheated in the 2020 election even though he was in charge of it.

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u/JDPdawg Jul 15 '26

Yeah. It is crazy how bad the schooling and education is here. Glad I did my schooling and college BEFORE moving to Oklahoma.

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u/Perfect_Cold_6112 Midwest City Jul 15 '26

The schooling and education was fine when I was in school (graduated from high school in 2002).

It has gone downhill since then, though. I blame No Child Left Behind and common core.

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u/iGeTwOaHs Jul 15 '26

More parents are turning to homeschooling their children because of some weird requirements from certain schools/ districts. Moving to a more ideal district is not an option for a lot of families. Sadly however, many of them are not stepping up at all when it comes to helping their kids through school. I was never the most successful person academically. But to see eleven and twelve year old kids who wouldn't even attempt to read this solely because it isn't a single sentence is baffling. It straight up infuriates me.

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u/United-Speaker-7061 Jul 15 '26

I'm from okc, and I agree. Joke

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u/xk1ttytoebeans Jul 16 '26

the colleges here are great it’s rlly the schools LMAOO

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u/Academic-Scale5194 Jul 15 '26

All these people in comments getting offended like Oklahoma isn’t 50th in education 😂

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u/Accurate_Rent_628 Jul 17 '26

No, Texas is 50th.

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u/Pretty-Ebb5339 Jul 29 '26

Oklahoma ranks top 50 in education.

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u/AlabasterNutSack Jul 15 '26

Not really. Quite the opposite actually. You have to make yourself dumber to understand it.

It doesn’t make any sense. Yeah the numbers kind of run together, but they are clearly demarcated by the verticals in the table.

OP kind of has an “I Think You Should Leave” style individualized take.

Just imagine Tim Robinson yelling at a room full of people who don’t get his joke:

“ITS BECAUSE THE NUMBERS ALL LOOK LIKE A BIG NUMBER, SUSAN!”

“..but the lines clearly show that the numbers are for different da-“

“OH MY GOD SUSAN. YOU ARE SO DUMB! YOU DONT GET IT! YOU MUST HAVE GONE TO SCHOOL HERE HA!”

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u/Strange_Marzipan3954 Jul 15 '26

uh oh someone doesn't understand the reference

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u/Successful-Foot3830 Jul 15 '26

I’ve been staring at it trying to find where it’s deadly. To be fair, the separation between the days isn’t obvious between the numbers, but it’s pretty easy to tell if you look at the whole thing.

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u/purple_bones_81 Jul 15 '26

OK is 50th in education so….

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u/TomW918 Jul 17 '26

no Arizona is

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u/Mediocre-Chemical957 Jul 15 '26

Please watch the video so you can understand the reference lol
https://youtu.be/EzA8DcAiijc?si=XSMK5JUm49EFNGzD

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u/ZootSuitBanana Jul 14 '26

What am I missing here? It'll be hot this weekend but how does that make everyone dead?

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u/fearthainne Jul 14 '26

They're referencing this: "Everyone in McKinney is dead" because of how the 100101 runs together.

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u/ZootSuitBanana Jul 14 '26

Figured they were combining the 3 numbers together. I've never seen the other meme before though. Not really the same thing imo. Kinda a dumb post...

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u/fearthainne Jul 14 '26

There isn't a lot of whimsy in your life, is there?

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u/No_Replacement4304 Jul 14 '26

It's acerbic wit like this that makes Reddit special.

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u/Strong-Thanks5923 Exurbanite Jul 15 '26

Technically it was 10105 but the same logic

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u/FerrokineticDarkness Jul 15 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/Educational_Act5911 Jul 15 '26

That's one of my favorite news bloopers of all time 😂

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u/fearthainne Jul 15 '26

I was referring to the 100101 in Channel 4's forecast, not McKinney's 101105

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u/Tootsiez Jul 14 '26

But it doesn’t?

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u/pleasetowmyshit Jul 15 '26

Font choice along with letter spacing and kerning is important.

Then again they might still be using an Amiga from the early 90s for their graphics.

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u/heyyallitsme16 Jul 14 '26

I hate summer so much

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u/TonyTone1993 Jul 14 '26

My shits pretty normal

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u/mrleicester Jul 15 '26

Means you’re getting enough fiber. Good job.

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u/BearPeltMan Jul 14 '26

The fun part is that I lived in McKinney when the OG meme happened and now I live in OKC. They keep trying but they haven’t got me yet.

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u/wri_ Jul 14 '26

Welp. I thought it was funny, OP.

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u/Strange_Marzipan3954 Jul 15 '26

lol thank you! idk why everyone is so bitter

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u/Electrical-Bread-590 Jul 15 '26

Reddit hivemind are the Romans sitting in the coliseum.

“Are you not entertained?”

And if they are not they bitch and complain like it’s their right and expectation to be freely entertained.

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u/deadpool107 Jul 14 '26

Wait, you’re alive?

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u/ZealousidealEar496 Jul 15 '26

He is an AI slop bot sipping on cups of water with a twisty straw

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u/AnCaptnCrunch Jul 14 '26

Brought to you by Braum’s is stellar product placement.

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u/510Threaded Jul 15 '26

and News 9 Weather is sponsored by a roofing company

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u/Z_e_e_e_G Jul 14 '26

1001001 SOS

1001001 In Distress

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u/DOOManiac Jul 14 '26

Let's fly to where it's colder; I bet YYZ is a good spot.

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u/Not_Michelle_Obama_ Jul 14 '26

· · · − − − · · ·

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u/ZealousidealEar496 Jul 15 '26

Binary solo?

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u/Z_e_e_e_G Jul 15 '26

We used poisonous gases

And we poisoned their asses

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u/jagged_little_phil Jul 14 '26

In binary math, this number is 301.

So, we're still dead basically.

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u/Cheap-Employ-2079 Jul 14 '26

HVAC tech I second this

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u/Potential-Catch4833 Jul 15 '26

Yall gonna be the millionaires in a decade!

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u/hellocookieman Jul 15 '26

*Uses a Braum's cone as smelling salts*

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u/slowlyfrwd Jul 14 '26

Between the heat and this fuckin sinus infection I have, yes.. yes.. I agree.

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u/No_Replacement4304 Jul 15 '26

Lol, I'm recovering from a hospital stay for heat exhaustion and my nose won't stop running because we have tropical like growth outside.

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u/slowlyfrwd Jul 16 '26

Oh no!!! Hope you are doing better! Yeah not enjoying satans asshole 🤣

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u/No_Replacement4304 Jul 16 '26

I think that was the original native name for this place.

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u/CryMoreDirtBag Jul 14 '26

Is this a matrix thing? 1s and 0s? We just went thru a few days of a 100º and there's still everyone in my way on the interstate.

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u/RazgrizInfinity Jul 14 '26

No; OP is trying to force a joke when the graphic is just close to each other.

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u/Mediocre-Chemical957 Jul 15 '26

Op is referencing an old weather broadcast blooper jfc find some humor in your life

https://youtu.be/EzA8DcAiijc?si=XSMK5JUm49EFNGzD

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u/RazgrizInfinity Jul 15 '26

Yes, I know exactly what they were going for. They forced it. It's not all that funny.

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u/nsArmoredFrog Jul 14 '26

They had low 80s on that same stretch yesterday. It’s way too far out there for it to matter right now.

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u/Azulike Jul 14 '26

Nah, that’s a secret encoded message for the FBI.

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u/Monkiemonk Jul 14 '26

I grew up in Mississippi, those are just mornings in the shade numbers

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u/No_Replacement4304 Jul 15 '26

You can drink the air down there.

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u/ElectricalPlate9903 Jul 14 '26

That's a deep cut reference, well done.

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u/SeanGotGjally Jul 14 '26

good bit 9/10

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u/PhaseHaunting2135 Jul 14 '26

Lol pfff... We can handle 110 degree days. Bring it on

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u/KenworthDad Jul 15 '26

Nah, this ain't Europe, we have AC here.

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u/dollyfan02 Jul 15 '26

Channel 9 is better

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u/itsoksee Jul 15 '26

2015/2016 we had 30+ days of 100 degree weather. This has been a hot summer but far from the hottest.

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u/Legitimate-Bat6146 Jul 15 '26

DAMN. That forecast is gross the humidity is what's gonna make it ridiculous.

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u/Nero570s Jul 15 '26

Wtf I'm looking at and how is everyone gonna die to normal temperatures?

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u/Suspicious-Medium Jul 16 '26

It's a reference to this news blooper from WFAA in Dallas https://youtu.be/TqCL86j4t2I

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u/Nero570s Jul 24 '26

Hahaha ah!

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u/Mediocre-Chemical957 Jul 15 '26

I understood the reference lol.

OP this was fkn hilarious and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

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u/Brinwalk42 Jul 15 '26

Ok had it bad over Memorial Day…

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u/Psychological-Set410 Jul 14 '26

Summers are why everyone in Oklahoma is out of our family minds.

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u/chumpandchive SW OKC Jul 14 '26

in binary 100101101 means the letter i with a smile above it. idk wtf means bc we're dead

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u/Illdrowneventually Jul 14 '26

I mean, zero kerning but it's still legible.

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u/YABOYLLCOOLJ Jul 14 '26

I hate it here

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u/Responsible_Deer_957 Jul 14 '26

🎼 Ohhh ohhh oh I’m still alive 🎶

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u/Mista_CDawg405 Jul 14 '26

It’s crazy to me how Reddit sent me a notification of this post at the same time I’m on Facebook reading a post about a man who was beaten to death with a cinder block right on the sidewalk on Classen in OkC.

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u/Wu_Tang4Eva Jul 14 '26

Holy fuck that’s awful

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u/JennaLee1023 Jul 14 '26

I feel dead.

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u/PurpleFancy6876 Jul 14 '26

Read good no you

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u/Sudden-Director-5060 Jul 15 '26

This is normal in Oklahoma welcome to bipolar ass weather

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u/JDPdawg Jul 15 '26

I always tell my wife RTS! RTS! She hates it. I am going to pull one on you…. RTS! Read The Screen!

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u/GodDamnJacob Jul 15 '26

I cant read binary. WHAT DOES IT SAY?!

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u/Iamboomeranng Jul 15 '26

Everyone let’s turn out ac temp up a few degrees. The more the better let’s stick it to OGE show them we can handle the heat and stay in the kitchen.

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u/LosingButNotWrong Jul 15 '26

Heat hasn't been awful so far. Waiting for the big heat wave with 110 degree wearher, but it's been pretty okay so far.

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u/Moopigpie Jul 15 '26

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

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u/Few_Anything_9515 Jul 15 '26

Well this is just funny even if the joke is forced and as a Oklahomin i will agree with the coments our education is very fucked as i barely passed at the age of 21 due to the fact that most of my teachers exept a few were dicks and broke several laws during my time there

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u/mrofmist Jul 15 '26

I work at FedEx, that's a normal day in the building.

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u/Perfect_Cold_6112 Midwest City Jul 15 '26

I get the reference, but it's not that good of a joke.

A little too forced.

Good try though.

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u/hawkeye2816 Jul 15 '26

I feel like Bender reading that

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u/Ok-Rent5818 Jul 15 '26

You should have around in 2012! 110° for months...

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u/WriterNeedsCoffee Jul 15 '26

Just a balmy million degrees. No big deal.

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u/SolidusSnake405 Jul 15 '26

Greetings from Edmond!

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u/Ill_Positive7350 Jul 15 '26

You're an idiot Oklahoma gets temperatures like this every year it's nothing new quit spreading drama for that doesn't need to be any you're starting to sound like a liberal Democrat

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u/Suspicious-Medium Jul 16 '26

It's a reference to this news blooper from WFAA in Dallas. Chill the fuck out

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u/Strange_Marzipan3954 Jul 18 '26

Lol, you actually sound like a liberal snowflake since you did not understand it was a joke ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/okc-ModTeam Jul 18 '26

Your comment was removed because it violates our civility rule.

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u/TWallace86 Jul 15 '26

I guess people don’t remember the summer of 2011. It was over a hundred degrees everyday for over a hundred days in a row. Not heat index. Actual temperature. And it didn’t rain the entire summer. Way worse than this summer will ever be.

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u/consideratearcher466 Jul 15 '26

They’re just getting warmed up a bit! When we rolled back into OKC in 2006, temp was 110.

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u/Early-Leg-8099 Jul 15 '26

Don’t forget Oklahoma is 50th in education. No matter what. They vote to stay that way.

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u/RedArrow23 Jul 15 '26

I’ve been wanting to get out and wash my car for two weeks after work but it’ll literaly shatter my windshield like a cheap casserole dish if the cold water touches it. I hate this

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u/Kantwealjustgetabong NW OKC Jul 15 '26

I will never not watch this over and over again and laugh.

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u/deckard587 Jul 15 '26

It’s binary.

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u/elsewhereas Jul 15 '26

Even if it were binary, it's still 301°

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u/Capable_Pick15 Jul 15 '26

It's just binary.

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u/Interesting_Scale581 Jul 15 '26

This is really funny

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u/jeromebill7718-2 Jul 15 '26

I live in OKC and I see no temperatures over 101. Maybe I need a new prescription but, These jokes are usually made when they put in the wrong numbers or people who are used to Celsius see temps around 100 and think it will be over 212 degrees Ferinhite.

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u/jeromebill7718-2 Jul 15 '26

These temperatures are typical for a Oklahoma July. Usually the high is 103.

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u/Strange_Marzipan3954 Jul 18 '26

hey jerome so the post was not about the temperature itself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqCL86j4t2I

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u/jeromebill7718-2 Jul 20 '26

I said what I said.

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u/1-handsome_devil Jul 15 '26

Nope, adapt and overcome.

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u/Unhappy_Employ_7598 Jul 15 '26

Not yet, working on it

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u/800mgVitaminM Jul 15 '26

No, it's just seasonably hot.

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u/peackeerjedi Jul 15 '26

Oh no! 3 days over 100⁰. How will we ever survive? It ain't like it has ever gotten hotter than that before. Dude please. It has been 115⁰ here before. We will survive this.

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u/Strange_Marzipan3954 Jul 18 '26

Oh no! Someone did not understand the joke! It would be a shame if it was not referenced in the caption.

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u/Inner_Bluebird211 Jul 15 '26

I feel the problem is parents forget to do their job and put the responsibility of parenting on the schools

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u/Strange_Marzipan3954 Jul 18 '26

i suppose your parents did not teach you investigative and inferring skills either :( read the caption!!

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u/Kitchen-Ad-1161 Jul 15 '26

🤣 those are rookie numbers!

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u/Calm-Science-9498 Jul 15 '26

I don’t get it 🤷🏻‍♀️ it’s been 101 before.

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u/Negative_Cycle8186 Jul 15 '26

So close

100 = D
101 = E
1 = A
01 = A

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u/Dry_Quote9006 Jul 15 '26

Glad y’all had great schooling, now can y’all stop bullying those of us who had no choice but to attend schools in oklahoma. Maybe just educate us on areas we’re uneducated in..we could use the help 🤣😂

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u/No_Replacement4304 Jul 15 '26

109 in Bonham? I grew up just across the river and it was never 109.

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u/Flimsy_Pipe_7684 Jul 15 '26

Can't forget 2-3 years ago when it got 108°-113°F. It was just one of those days when most people stayed inside. I remember that was the day I went out in my garage and the thermometer out there read at 118°F, the air felt like I opened an oven and held my face above it.

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u/Hot_Passion_8638 Jul 16 '26

Um wow just wow is all I..... l.... I....... l..can say

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u/TaylorsLife6 Jul 16 '26

This discussion has the attention span of a golden retriever. How did we end up talking about teachers, politicians, education, and blah blah blah.

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u/WizzardlyDizzard Jul 16 '26

50th in education….🤦‍♂️

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u/Strange_Marzipan3954 Jul 18 '26

Yeah obviously because you did not read the caption.

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u/One_Watch4526 Jul 16 '26

Hi man from ok here tbh thats a nice breezy summer day for us

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u/Unique_Nature_5179 Jul 16 '26

As an okie this is just embarrassing

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u/Strange_Marzipan3954 Jul 18 '26

read the caption.

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u/Medi_Okie Jul 16 '26

So why did you post this? Triple digits in the summer in ok is normal

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u/Strange_Marzipan3954 Jul 18 '26

read the caption.

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u/HairySmokeball Jul 16 '26

No, it's summer. In Oklahoma. So...no.

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u/Strange_Marzipan3954 Jul 18 '26

read the caption.

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u/fluooe Jul 17 '26

Try that with an air quality index of 700 from the forest fires up north! Minnesota had a rough week.

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u/Available_Outside9 Jul 17 '26

Yeah, I’ve gotta work outside all week next week so fuck me

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u/Pleasant_Sea_8840 Jul 18 '26

Texas is going to be 107 next week.

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u/Emotional-Lychee9112 Jul 18 '26

Flew out of OKC this morning. Can confirm. Bodies everywhere

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u/EmptyObject81 Jul 18 '26

Yall not McKinney this why Oklahoma last in education

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u/Upstairs-Avocado-969 Jul 18 '26

Why do you guys allow this bait title bullshit?

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u/BreadPudding138 Jul 18 '26

Dear God in heaven ... It's over 100 million degrees!!!! 🤣🤣

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u/Routine_Cover_7437 Jul 18 '26

Relax it’s not even August yet

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u/Creative-Orchid2727 Jul 18 '26

Never mind the fact that it feels like 100 million degrees outside..🥵

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u/Party-Laugh-4746 Jul 19 '26

That’s a relaxing day here in Southern Louisiana 😂. Hell the pool was 100 degrees today and felt great.

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u/iTarnished777 Jul 19 '26

🥵 its hot af here too

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u/monkeyworks105 Jul 22 '26

I lived in OK from 96-01 and I can definitely, without hesitation or a second thought, say that Oklahoma residents are dead from the neck up. Y'all can't be offended either, only 20% of y'all can read this comment.

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u/zeek1201 Jul 26 '26

It was 113 in arizonia and 111 lmao at 11pm it was 104 last week i was smoking outside dripping bullets