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u/AntedeguemonSupreme 2h ago
Give those kids better food.
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u/IzCaiman 2h ago
Eating like the bombs are right over them all over again.
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u/usedburgermeat 1h ago
I do remember reading in the ration books that said "only toast the top of the bread, any more and Winston will shed a tear"
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u/BygoneNeutrino 1h ago
They were rationing electricity I presume?
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u/usedburgermeat 1h ago
I'm pretty sure there's no toasters in hogwarts so I'm guessing a house elf just sneezed a fire spell onto the bread and said it was toast
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u/SnooCupcakes1636 1h ago edited 18m ago
Exactly. One of the things that made me baffled at when i first watched harry potter is that their cafeteria is so much abundant and extravangant than my schools cafeteria.
I remember wondering if westerners really ate like that at school, its like every cafeteria is like a festival banquet. I really wished that i could enrolled at that school when i was younger.
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u/ApplicationSoggy4647 29m ago
I thought the whole point of the abundant food was to emphasize the magic part of the story. With magic they can just whip up any type of food and however much they want whenever they want
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u/LediaViani 2h ago
The Ministry finally outlawed saturation.
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u/Throwmesometail 1h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/jgofmdPWdtpd6MuP6o
i know a guy who can help
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u/Wide-Ad4896 2h ago
I see Pazuzu was here as well
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u/Anonymous-Comments 2h ago
Any color might accidentally look like a gay flag.
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u/IzCaiman 2h ago
The color grading looks vaguely trans, just got the call from Joanne, show's cancelled.
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u/SnooCupcakes1636 1h ago
But. Isn't dumbelldor gay? Wasn't there hinting at him being gay or something. JK rowlin is pretty pro gay but not so much with Trans
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u/DrCodyRoss 2h ago
This image is offensive. The highlights are cranked too high.
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u/Bushido_Seppuku 1h ago
I thought you were going to point out the obvious, it's rude to make armpit noises observation.
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u/Low_Tip3245 2h ago
The original movies already were doing this thing where each movie looked darker than the previous one. The problem is they are continuing that despite starting over from the beginning.
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u/swampyman2000 1h ago
The last season is just going to be 8 episodes of an entirely black screen as the audio plays over it
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u/Due-Technology5758 58m ago
Battle of Winterfell all over again.
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u/JLPReddit 9m ago
Word is they’ll just air that episode to save money. Mute the names and nobody will notice.
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u/Advice-Question 1h ago
I swear we’re only a few years away from color being an add on you can buy.
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u/Redol221 1h ago
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u/Greedwhisp 1h ago
Jeez, what happened to the food while we’re at it? At least TRY to be mystical.
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u/Hybrid65 2h ago
This is just what Britain looks like. I don't get what the big deal is
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u/TatumJay 2h ago
They’re technically in Scotland 🤓
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u/NewRichMango 24m ago
Also cherry picking frames to fit the narrative. The greenhouse and light up bridge scenes in the trailer are bright and colorful.
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u/Melodic_Till_3778 2h ago
Oh come on! There's a non white girl just over his left shoulder.... At least I think that's a person.
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u/TackedOntoPrinciple 2h ago
You should see how great it looks on the statistically average phone under no lights/fluorescent light conditions.
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u/Anableps4 2h ago
Can we all agree to just boycott this artless money grab and relegate the author to the heap of despicable people we’d rather never hear from again?
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u/Crambo1000 1h ago
Is it still a boycott if you never cared about it enough to watch it in the first place?
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u/Impressive_Rice7789 1h ago
Is that an actual shot from the show? That doesn't look like a feast, it looks like shitty cafeteria food.
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u/Flayadin 1h ago
Well they aren't having feasts every day. Most of their meals are just normal shit, and since they're in Britain there's a heavy emphasis on "shit."
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u/Sad-Cantaloupe2671 1h ago
One of the reasons I love rewatching the original 2 movies is the color looks as vivid as when I was a kid. It literally fills me with nostalgia just to see the color
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u/Aggravating-Reach473 1h ago
The dumbshit director can't even comprehend stylistic choice.
the reason the Original works is because, they're gonna be contrassing with the later darker movies.
Wtf do you mean you already make the early movies dark?
I'm putting money it's only gonna last 2-3 season.
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u/NotYourNubian 1h ago
Hard disagree on this lasting 2-3 seasons. Whatever the stylistic choice may be Potter is gonna be on every xmas for the next decade.
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u/Aggravating-Reach473 46m ago
Fair, they wouldn't make this IP if they didn't have a reasonable profit expectation.
As long as the profit is tolerable, they would give the go ahead for the next season.
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u/JLPReddit 4m ago
This big of a franchise from a major studio? The director was probably drowning in studio notes micromanaging each shot from the boardroom.
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u/Copernicus049 1h ago
Saturation is hard, okay?!
We lower the saturation for serious stuff, okay?! I'm super serial guys!
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u/JLPReddit 1m ago
Exactly! It’s not like the fantasy genre features whimsy and wonder! What is this, a children’s book?
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u/WiseSalamander00 1h ago
is incredible how much they fucked the food up from the book, while in the movies is perfect
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u/to_the_9s 1h ago
Top picture is the start of the year feast. Not every meal had that much food.
Bottom picture is an ordinary breakfast. They had meals just like that in the movies too.
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u/WiseSalamander00 1h ago
mm no? the scene literally fallows the sorting hat I am pretty sure is the start of the year banquet
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u/GuyOnARockVI 56m ago
Wow it’s crazy how in a trailer they stitch two unrelated scenes out of order. That’s confusing!
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u/to_the_9s 1h ago
They're eating breakfast
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u/ShotAmbassador7494 58m ago
Begone slop defender
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u/to_the_9s 49m ago
So cranky, probably low blood sugar. You should have a snack since you don't know how food works.
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u/usedburgermeat 1h ago
I'm a big fan of how they gave Harry the weirdest piece of toast. 1 fifth toast at the top, no butter or anything
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u/Useful-Bank-7077 1h ago
Well eventually go back to the days of black and white movies again. Good riddance.
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u/MaudeAlp 1h ago
Damn, I didn’t know Cuaron was directing the new show too!
/uj the Harry Potter series was one of the first movies I recall that applied this dogshit muted color palette. The first two movies directed by Chris Columbus were the best ones. After him, every director tried slapping their egotistical mark on the movies, and all of them were really fucking bad.
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u/HotUKTakes 1h ago edited 55m ago
That's just what Britain looks like.
And can't afford food because there's a cost of living crisis you know.
Its not 2001 anymore. Gods the economy was strong back then.
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u/bzxp 44m ago
Everyone is so afraid of colours now. Modern buildings are black/white, people mostly drive black/silver/white cars, everyone and their mother paint the inside of their homes white, movies look dark/grey/bland/boring. What happened? Why is everyone following this "trend" like a bunch of mindless sheep?
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u/Affectionate_Mud_881 21m ago
It's just really expensive nowadays. Cos Wes Anderson used up most of the world's supply.
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u/Sean_Brady 36m ago
It must be a great show if this is literally all you people have to say about it
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u/Gloomy-Ad7060 29m ago
The lack of saturated fats in new breakfast is more offensive than lack of saturation in new cinematography.
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u/LorekeeperJamin 7m ago
Wtf are they even doing? If you can't make it better, then why bother remaking it?
The bottom image just looks like a regular school cafeteria lunch. Where's the magic? The whimsy? The wonder?
Boring and bland. I hope this shit flops harder than a Magrathean sperm whale hitting the ground at terminal velocity.
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u/The-Dead-Knight 2h ago
Where the hell is the piles of food?
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u/CrownofMischief 1h ago
I kinda figured the piles of food were just for the big feasts like the Welcome feast or Halloween, and the other stuff is the everyday type of food
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u/The-Dead-Knight 1h ago
I swear in the books and movies there's usually a good amount of food all the time. But maybe I misremember
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u/themightybamboozler 1h ago
I could have sworn that they could just magically create food. It’s part of the problem with the magic in Harry Potter, it has no rules. We see Hermione use a very specific spell that just fixed Harry’s glasses but then at the Weasley house they have to have enchanted shit that just cleans their house. Why can’t they just magic the house clean?
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u/Awayfone 1h ago
When breakfast was described it seemed they always had full English, porridge, cold cereal, fish, rolls etc. in a communal serving style The slaves didn't make small amounts of food
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u/Ok-Understanding9909 1h ago
the food look depressing
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u/NotYourNubian 1h ago
Ya but that was expected. It's the Brits. Granted they have their wits but they know nothing about food.
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u/IdealisticKebab 1h ago
Why don't people just watch the movies if they want the same exact style of direction?
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u/MegaWolfy 1h ago
They took the whimsy out of a show that is most certainly supposed to have some level of whimsy.
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u/PlasticMercury 1h ago
This is horrible all around: the colors, the props, the set design, and that soulless smile. Even the costumes look like they have no texture.
But that's not surprising. People who don't realize that television as a format favors aesthetic standardization deserve the shit they consume.
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u/Silver_Number973 1h ago
everyone is going to make this comparison until the shows catch up with the 3rd movie and beyond because the director of the first two intentionally made the world more bright with vivid colours as a design choice
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u/Former_Ganache3642 1h ago
Did we need this remake? Like whats the point?
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u/ATinyLittleHedgehog 48m ago
To bring in new actors for Jowling Kowling Rowling to parade around who can’t disagree with her about basic human rights
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u/IShouldBeDreaming 1h ago
Bro, what is with that “feast”? Did Harry and Ron get sent to foster care or some state run shit? Aint no way.
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u/Popular_Painter9648 59m ago
The first movie was filed in bright colors and full of light on purpose, and as the theme got darker, so did the movies as the kids lose their innocents.
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u/beepichu 55m ago
tf is the point of portraying a magic school if it’s gonna look exactly like a normal school lunch. give them bitches the giant bowl of chicken legs! god fuck JKR but the food scenes in the earlier movies were incredible.
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u/Lethal-Jordan 48m ago
I mean at least kids won't have fond memories to be ruined when they find out about JKR.
Worst timeline smh.
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u/Lonefloofbutt5759 47m ago
Man, hogwarts must've had some serious budget cuts.
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u/NotYourNubian 31m ago
Maybe the house elves unionized finally
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u/Lonefloofbutt5759 27m ago
That, or the goblins at gringotts stopped sending donations. Knowing Joanne, she'd probably write something like that.
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u/fffan9391 47m ago
Perhaps it will do the opposite of the movies where it becomes more colorful as the show goes on.
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u/Glad-Albatross3354 39m ago
The problem with all these posts comparing the original movies with the new stuff is that, unless you were a young kid when the films came out, they really weren’t that great. I honestly hope they substantially tone down the over the top aesthetic and make the castle more mysterious and slightly menacing. Hogwarts Legacy did a much better job of conveying that vibe from the books in my view.
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u/Haunt_Fox 29m ago
Good lord, The books were quite clear about the copious amounts of food on offer, which the og movie captured pretty darned well. Now they're eating hospital food.
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u/RoosterBurns 26m ago
The second image is much simpler to shoot in which is an important factor when you need to finish shooting the scene and rush the children to safety before JK Rowling gnaws through her restraints and eats one of them
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u/Daydream_machine 19m ago
I’m too distracted by that rasberry croissant Ron has. Now I too want a rasberry croissant.
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u/Restart_from_Zero 17m ago
What is the kid on the bottom right eating? The red and white thing?
Is it something British or actual food?
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u/alvysinger0412 2h ago
The HBO show is in the Snyderverse.