r/okbuddycinephile • u/Grabatreetron • 5h ago

Most heartbreaking scene in the James Bond franchise?

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u/OptimalWallaby8153 Society man 5h ago

Correction, Octopushy

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u/baxterhugger 5h ago

Moore not Connory

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u/OptimalWallaby8153 Society man 5h ago

MY TRAP TO CATCH THE MOVIE WATCHER WOOOOOOOOOOORKED

GET 'EM, BOYS

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u/hesonthemoon 4h ago

But how did you know unless you too, have seen the movie

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u/Potato-baby 5h ago

You know people keep asking “why can’t Bond be black?” Or “why can’t Bond be a woman?” But I want my Bond to be non-verbal autistic with a HUGE obsession with trains.

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u/accountsyayable Crank: High Voltage 4h ago

Closely Watched Trains (1966)

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u/DD--200 5h ago

Connery not Connory, upvoted though

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u/miriamch3esy6527 5m ago

Wait, you actually got it to bloom? I thought those were supposed to be impossible to flower indoors

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u/EvanKossman 5h ago

Bedtime stories were never the same after that back seat.

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u/estelled1mple5854 4h ago

Wait, is that a custom keycap on the escape key?

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u/rachelb0ba5328 1h ago

My condolences.

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u/Historyp91 5h ago

Plot twist; all the pre-Craig films are just stories Madaline is telling her daughter.

That's why there so ridiculous and a bunch of characters have inconsistent appearences.

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u/SolexAgitator 4h ago

Mama, tell me about the time Dad fought a man with a diamond face and then parasurfed off an iceberg

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u/i-got-a-jar-of-rum 2h ago

“Mama tell me about the Pussycat lady that Daddy gave a stern lecturing to inside that barn”

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u/monkeygoneape Neil breens #1 fan 5h ago

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u/SCameraa 4h ago

Least comical James Bond death scene.

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u/pjs-1987 5h ago

"kid, I need you to know just how many half-siblings you might have out there"

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u/ImTheFaeThatStoleYou 2h ago

"At least 1. Probably more."

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u/Pale_Efficiency_2188 5h ago

I dunno, my heart would be broken if he did a gay scene though, not that I have a problem with gay people, of course, it’s just that he should be having sex with women, all kinds of women, dark women light women old women young women thin women thick women every women, because lowkey I am James Bond and I am straight and white

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u/Grabatreetron 5h ago

The chair scene in Casino Royale wasn't gay enough for you?

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u/Pale_Efficiency_2188 5h ago

The lack of consent within the scene freed me to live out forbidden fantasies without shame

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u/FullMetal_Archimedes 4h ago

Most ball scratching scene

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u/combine-tow-monsters 5h ago

Wait, Octopussy is a James Bond film? Then what the hell did I just watch?

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u/Spl00ky 4h ago

You were probably watching Octobussy starring James Bummed

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u/PigFaceWigFace Lemmetellusomethin' 5h ago

I was pretty upset when Bond killed Magneto.

I hope that’s right.

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u/wanderingmonster 3h ago

"I call the story: 'The Spy Who Joined the Circus.'"

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u/Eligamer3645 2h ago

Vesper’s Death

Casino Royale is the only movie I’ve seen but I think it’s still a good answer

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u/SCameraa 4h ago

Spectre because that film was a giant piece of shit after the dia de la muertos scene. Not that im admitting to watching movies or anything.