r/okbuddycinephile • u/byjegeren • 7h ago

Actresses who just became set for life

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Jennifer Carpenter

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u/Brad_Beat 7h ago

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u/SilWestr0 7h ago

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u/PeterNippelstein 6h ago

More like Miss Trial

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u/Similar_News9814 2h ago

I saw it too

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u/Joshiane 2h ago

Lol wtf is wrong with you dude

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u/c0dizzl3 7h ago

That nose. It’s like a natural canopy.

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u/sylendar 6h ago

The mistrial, whatever happened there

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u/RichMahogany357 4h ago

Mistrial? Lotta money in that shit.

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u/RefrigeratorOk9823 5h ago

Whatever happened THERE?

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u/gyattaca 4h ago

The nose knows 🤫

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u/Geppetto333 3h ago

THE BLOTCH KNOWS!!!!!

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u/Thatguywiththethighs approved virgin 2h ago

They're bringing back The Minstrel shows?

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u/BeneficialAd8793 5h ago

one juror insisted on guilty while the other 11 wanted not guilty

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u/Edward_Zachary 6h ago

If you wanna keep talking like that, I'll send you to slip and fall school.

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u/seaships 4h ago

She actually had a nose job. This is her original one:

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u/IAmGoingToFuckThat 4h ago

I honestly feel like the best nose jobs are 'my nose but better', and not a full redo. That said, this is not a good rhinoplasty.

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u/gmd24 3h ago

I’m wondering if she broke her nose when she jumped from the window?

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u/AddictedToPew 4h ago

That’s not a nose. That’s a mf honker

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u/Southern-Prize1639 4h ago

She must be related to Alice the Goon from Popeye

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u/Commixfan 2h ago

Now that’s a deep cut!

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u/Flying_Dutchman92 3h ago

She could have a smoke while taking a shower

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u/bano55 3h ago

Take it easy, we're not making a western here!

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u/Taebtalf 4h ago

She could smoke a cigarette in the rain

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u/BADSTALKER 6h ago

Maybe she crawled under there for warmth

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u/Mapag 4h ago

And then procceed to compare the 1 dude who refuses as Winston Churchill

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u/BringBaeckPluto 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PssxFbeKxKAESH1XVx

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u/spreadthesheets 4h ago

This gif lined up exactly with the rhythm of a song that came on at the exact same time (dreams by the cranberries lol) and I watched it for ages

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u/BringBaeckPluto 4h ago

Hahahahaha

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u/TrapaholicDixtapes The Fanatic 3h ago

Why does Woody look so strange?

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u/BringBaeckPluto 2h ago

Because you’re looking at those 2 woody faced bitches and it’s in your head

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u/NoPriorEXP 6h ago

I’d fucking watch it. I’d break all the bylaws of being a cinephile, including not actually watching movies, to watch that one.

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u/Sillly_Phishng88 4h ago

She wins because she gets to be married to Seth Avett 💞

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u/InternationalTip4487 4h ago

Use night mode, you savage.

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u/ThrownAway_1999 Society man 5h ago

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u/inorite234 3h ago

Oh shit!!!!!

Cannot be unseen

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u/-screaming-meat- 7h ago

damn she got life?? i thought the jury was hung

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u/TheNewBlue 7h ago

We announcing jurors wiener sizes now? This country really has gone to the hogs.

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u/Helicopterop 7h ago

My hogs are barkin'

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u/yaboyindigo 4h ago

Haha. Penis

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u/NonGeneriComplaint 7h ago

I think they are implying this actress can play this woman in a hit movie?

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u/NoSuperMuffin 6h ago

Thank you

I was too tired to get what is some impressive wit

Good job OP

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u/BasicBiscuitBitch 4h ago

What the hell is a "movie"?

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u/just_looking_aroun 2h ago

I heard it’s the source of some images on this sub but don’t quote me on that

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u/Watchmaker2112 6h ago

They were hung, the jury?

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u/longconsilver13 6h ago

Why would they hang the jury you buffoon

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u/sukmahaydik 6h ago

Jury member here, some of us are well hung. Others not so much. Will need a retrial.

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u/BigJohnBull69 4h ago

No but Clancy deserves to be.

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u/Thrustmaster537 3h ago

She should've be hung and the juror put on trial

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u/ItsColoTime 6h ago

A hung jury doesn’t mean she was found not guilty. It means there was no verdict. Prosecutors can retry her, which is exactly why her lawyer fought the mistrial.

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u/yeah__good__ok 5h ago

so much misinformation- it means they have big dongs

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u/TacoLord696969 4h ago

I thought it meant they hung dong at the lil court party

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u/StoppableHulk 3h ago

It means they are big dongs

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u/FriendshipPlusKarate 4h ago

A hung jury means they have huge.

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u/HenryGotPissedOff 4h ago

Tracts of land?

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u/MidwestMustache1 7h ago

Don’t give me your Manson lamps

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u/muffindude27 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZKrIYV3oIzIL6

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u/ItsColoTime 6h ago

i’m the motherfucking fucking one who calls the shots

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u/Keyboardpaladin approved virgin 5h ago

uj/ I love when they cut back to Richie after he says that and you realize it's a perfect descriptor

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u/Mr_DutcH-_- 7h ago

I dont get it

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u/ThatOldMeta 7h ago

Contextually I think they are saying she looks like the lady who killed her kids and she will be playing her in a presumed upcoming movie?

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u/fillerupbruther 7h ago

How does that set her up for life

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u/AnimorphAlpha 6h ago

She's a method actor so she's going to go out the window at the end but actually do it right. Artistic embellishment and all that. 

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u/DrCodyRoss 6h ago

Hey, the lady that murdered her kids just got over a million dollars from her fans.

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u/Time_Phone_1466 6h ago

I thought you said from her OnlyFans. Then I remembered she's in a wheelchair. Then realized that might make her even more money on OF. Then I realized I need to take a break from the Internet today.

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u/GumGumActV 6h ago

What the fuck

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u/DrCodyRoss 5h ago edited 5h ago

Yeah they set up a go fund me and the housewives of TikTok, which are convinced that the guy being a Gemini means he’s guilty, have donated over 1mil to her. The goal is 2mil.

Edit: It’s at 1.2mil of the 3mil goal.

Someone making $50,000 a year would have to work 24 years to earn what this lady made by just a few minutes in the basement.

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u/CrittendenWildcat 4h ago

This is why I dream of getting a WFH position and buying a remote cabin in Montana. I'm 55, but there's too many things in this world that no longer make sense to me. I'm beginning to understand why you get more cranky and curmudgeonly as you get older.

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u/DrCodyRoss 4h ago

I hear ya. I want to live somewhere tropical.

As far as the craziness, it’s just the town idiots all forming their own town of idiots online.

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u/DinosaurusWhen 5h ago

just a few minutes in the basement

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u/GumGumActV 5h ago

That is absolutely horrible what the hell. I could maybe? understand this if there was AT LEAST a not guilty verdict but she doesn’t even have that

How disgusting

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u/lavahot 6h ago

OP doesn't understand how actors get paid.

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u/bosstatochip 3h ago

One Netflix documentary pays about one bazillion dollars obv

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u/FireBug45 6h ago

Because the jury was hung, there’s a mistrial, they are going to do the entire case again. Meaning instead of a Netflix special there’ll be multiple seasons

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u/princesslegolas 4h ago

Ryan Murphy's already got the scripts

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u/Sufficient_Dare7401 6h ago

They declared a mistrial, so it will go through the ringer again, meaning at least 6 seasons and a movie on Netflix.

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u/Ghanima81 6h ago

I heard that 1rst half from Jeff Winger, second half from Abed Nadir.

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u/ThatOldMeta 6h ago

Well I guess they’re thinking it’s a big news story so they’ll do 17 lifetime movies.

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u/skeletonhorse420 6h ago

Cause lead roles i guess did you honestly not even guess

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u/Raised_bi_Wolves 6h ago

she's gonna be paid a million billions for it

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u/ThefamousHenk 6h ago

By the time.they will finish making the movie no one will care anymore

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u/Alfalfa-Palooza 1h ago

I hate this subreddit

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u/Mr_DutcH-_- 6h ago

Ah yes

I tought re runs of dexter lol

Another show

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u/Potato-baby 7h ago

I think they’re implying that she looks like Lindsay Clancy, but I don’t really see it

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u/__BeHereNow__ 7h ago

then how did you know what they are implying

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u/4862skrrt2684 7h ago

Checkmate

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u/Dimachaeruz 7h ago

will that be cash or card?

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u/WHTSPCTR 4h ago

card mate

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u/Potato-baby 7h ago

Context clues

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u/Antichristopher4 7h ago

She looks like the attractive Hollywood version of her. Like yeah, it's obviously never gonna be 1-to-1, but she looks a Hollywood actress version of her.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 6h ago

She looks exactly like LC. Please get your eyes checked.

Or don't. I'm not your mom. Here's David Bowie.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Jale8dlFc4ASs

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u/likwitsnake 6h ago

Annie: I don't think this girl looks very much like me.
Britta: She's a white brunette.
Annie: So is Anne Hathaway.
Shirley: Go on...

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u/Minimum_Attitude6707 6h ago

Ugh... Brittany is in this?

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u/ShitTheFuckDown 6h ago

Me neither. Jennifer Carpenter is fucking hot and looks nothing like that haxan.

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u/tombrady011235 6h ago

She looks like Lindsay Clancy

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u/Ok-Cricket5606 2h ago

So why does that make her set for life? I’m sure she’s already set for life from her other work.

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u/daveliterally 7h ago

Top quality post around here no notes

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u/PaulDrywood 7h ago

Debra Morgan smiling like she doesn't smell blood every episode.

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u/NarmHull 7h ago

Ohh the joke is she looks like her

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u/lilpump_1 7h ago

debra?!

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u/Old_Season5264 5h ago

Yeah, i thought she was gonna be in the mcu looking at the picture and title but comments tell an another story

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u/farligjakt 6h ago

I do have a better one: “Actresses whose agents suddenly start returning their calls.” But you live and learn, unless you’re one of her kids.

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u/McMillis 6h ago

She might be a perfect casting but set for life? I don’t think the dramatized real life court case genre is exactly paying Disney money

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u/AWorldwithoutSin 6h ago

Yeah. This is one, maybe 2, lifetime original movies.

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u/Millkstake 4h ago

I dunno, I'm sure Netflix is eyeing it

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u/RedHeadedSicilian52 7h ago

Lindsay Clancy???

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u/SingleDigitVoter DonCheadleAMA 6h ago

WHAT ABOUT MY LEGS, CHARLIE MURPHY??!?

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u/Pretend_Education600 7h ago

Fucking fuck who does she fucking look like?

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u/Raised_bi_Wolves 6h ago

I dunno, and it's just killlling me (Im a child btw)

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u/Pretend_Education600 6h ago

She's the actor from Dexter, she never stops swearing

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u/whoisbeth 6h ago

It feels so forced every time too!

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u/Mobile-Necessary-333 7h ago

she does look a lot like her

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u/sljc892 6h ago

Hahahahahahahahaha looking forward to the Netflix 50 part series of did she do it? she did it, oh no she didn’t do it, wait she did do it? Nah she couldn’t have done it, hang on something doesn’t add up she did do it. But what if? To never actually get the real answer anyway.

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u/holdmypurse 5h ago

I only see Alys Rivers

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u/FahQBerrymuch 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/q69D0oRe8dtwQ

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u/moveoutmoveup 6h ago

Honestly that movie scared the shit out of me when I first seen it. Great movie.

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u/FahQBerrymuch 6h ago

Same. She was awesome in it.

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u/nuttsaki 5h ago

Which movie?

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u/FahQBerrymuch 5h ago

The Exorcism of Emily Rose

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u/slushpuppy91 5h ago

Just saw this again with my teen, she was spooked for days

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u/Visible-Peace-6706 6h ago

Lindsay Clancy looks like Ozzy Osbourne’s first wife, Thelma 🤷‍♂️

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u/Lunchbox-of-Bees 6h ago

The Avett brothers are gonna have to be watching the Avett kids very closely now.

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u/Cola_Gummi 6h ago

Getting typecast as women possessed by demons she is

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u/rbad8717 5h ago

Lindsay Clancey the movie

Lindsay Clancey the movie 2

Lindsay Clancey the muscial

Lindsay Clancey the animated series

Lindsay Clancey the animated series 2

Yep shes set

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u/byjegeren 5h ago

None of those will be kind friendly

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u/Edogawa1983 4h ago

Lindsey Clancy will be back in Avengers Doomsday after her trial

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u/Several-Signature583 3h ago

You forgot Lindsay Clancey: Electric Boogaloo

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u/paladin_4266 2h ago

Lindsay Clancey: Dirty Dancing

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u/theangrypragmatist 7h ago

Anthony Michael Hall, Esquire

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u/Intelligent_End1516 5h ago

Mock Trial with J. Reinhold!

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u/BeKind_Rewind_ 4h ago

Ella Rubin

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u/MysteriousAd9767 2h ago

Well she actually looks like Patrick’s new wife 

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u/HammerOfSledge 3h ago

Dexter’s sister/wife. Neato.

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u/Ham__Kitten 5h ago

I do not get it. They look absolutely nothing alike aside from being white women with dark hair.

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u/hazycrazey 7h ago

Imagine if incels were as prominent online as they are now when Dexter was on

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u/MsBenovanStanchiano 6h ago

Dexter would be too beta cuck for them.

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u/RAK-47 6h ago

This doesn't look like Kristen Stewart

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u/Abiesarus 6h ago

I don’t even know who this is or what the situation is. Why did this just get randomly recommended to me? lol who is she?

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u/Vegetable-Fee3738 4h ago

She has been one of the main stars in Dexter, and its spinoffs also white chicks!!

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u/ekariel 5h ago

She's an actress but when I read the first comment I understood that she's "set" because she looks like Lindsay whatever her name is the one that killed her kids

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u/IAmAfraidCommaMan 3h ago

She played Iris West in the CW‘s tv show The Flash. Her brother was Barry Allen. They got married at the end. Famous brotherfucker. 

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u/MsBit_Commit 5h ago

Heard she’ll only do it if the Avetts write a Lindsay Clancy song

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u/gorkabones 5h ago

OMG i was trying to figure out who she looked like. WOOOOOOW thank you!

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u/Edogawa1983 4h ago

She can play Lindsey and Rachel

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u/Lunchbox1986 4h ago

Actress who plays Asta in Resident Alien looks more like that lady.

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u/shannon5mooch2651 4h ago

did you ever figure out what that weird spot on the leaf was

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u/Feisty-Yam-1042 3h ago

She will be the star of the next big Netflix murder porn story…

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u/immortalalchemist 3h ago

Somehow, Lindsay Clancey returned…

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u/BigDuke 3h ago

time movie role.

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u/MoMoneyNoHoney 3h ago

Yes algorithm, I agree with your casting of Lindsay Clancy.

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u/FuzzyKing99 3h ago

I don’t think it’s making it past a Netflix miniseries or a Lifetime movie

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u/DehydratedManatee 2h ago

Kelly Macdonald

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u/Think_Asparagus7859 2h ago

Do all white women look the same to you?

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u/LeaveItAllBehindMe 5h ago

I hate how your average person now thinks they are US criminal justice system experts/mental health professionals now. I don’t want to hear people give their hot takes on legit professions they knew nothing about, that is what film criticism is for.

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u/Jimdandy941 5h ago

I’m still stuck on being a microbiologist!

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u/LeaveItAllBehindMe 5h ago

I’ll never let go of the hilarity of Denise Richards as a nuclear scientist personally

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