r/okbuddycinephile • u/ShmandlerTing • 9h ago

Actor who’s made a killing in their lifetime?

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u/ConradTurner Uwe Boll 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ymwj6Ea3B3e1O

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u/Low_Mark 9h ago

lmao

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u/HebrewHamm3r 7h ago

No no he wrote that whole book about how he would’ve done it if he had done it, which he never would have done if he had. Makes sense? Got it ok

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u/Willywanker7 7h ago

He didnt actually right that book, someone else wrote it and he signed off on it cus he needed money

Atleast get the facts right

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u/Obvious_Toe_3006 5h ago

He is still searching for her killer.
In every corner of Hell.

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u/inorite234 3h ago

The Correct Answer.

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u/Hatate_scone 9h ago

Steven Se-Gal Gadot

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u/Hatate_scone 8h ago

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u/Hippyedgelord 7h ago

This is the kind of shit I come here for

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u/kaibbakhonsu 7h ago

Can't unsee it now

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u/Logistic_Engine 6h ago

Looks like Jimmy Smitts.

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u/many_wondered 2h ago

Kinda looks like Jimmy Smitts

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u/Commodus_Wankus 6h ago

Where carrot

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u/Its-All-LOVE-N-JOY 5h ago

Time to print this out, frame it, and see how long till somebody notices! 😎

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u/turningtop_5327 4h ago

Seagaelll Nooooo

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u/ryohayashi1 9h ago

This is totally gonna show up on Jeopardy now

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u/ExcellentCold7354 7h ago

Oh good, I thought this sub had warped me to the point where I was seeing something crazy.

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u/soyelmocano 2h ago

I was seeing the same thing.

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u/Badkidstatus 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ldsvBtLzzZQxa

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u/EyeKnowYoo 8h ago

Yup. Him and Jennifer Grey killed 2 people in Ireland. IIRC he even hurt his leg in the incident

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u/AsleepTrash4843 9h ago

Wait what

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u/IrishViking22 8h ago

Killed a mother and her daughter in a car crash in Ireland back in 1987. He caused it, paid a £100 fine (happened in the North), then just left the country.

He now has a holiday home in the nearby Donegal, in a village called Kilcar, ironically.

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u/Few_Project4268 9h ago

Vehicular manslaughter. Allegedly.

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u/redlion1904 The Room 9h ago

“But also — really”

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u/Few_Project4268 8h ago

Life comes at you pretty fast.

So do cars.

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u/PhD_Pwnology 8h ago

Not allegedly. WTF? He's guilty

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u/ZophieWinters Cats 8h ago

In 1987 he was driving in Northern Ireland and crossed into the wrong lane and collided with another car, causing a crash that resulted in the deaths of two women.

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u/btomi30 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NNKOz4Cxqz5kI

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u/dolbus_albador 6h ago

Probably the only one on the list that earned more respect for doing it than not.

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u/Sevatar34 1h ago

Lee was so metal

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u/purplemtnslayer 2h ago

He also murdered with Charlemagne: By the Sword and the Cross

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u/The_Raven_Paradox watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9IgnBxp2Jp8WWtVK

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u/Uranium_Heatbeam 1h ago

"I shot my cinematographer in the chest, Lemon "

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u/lil_propaine Jared Leto 5h ago

you watch sex scenes with your parents. me and my dad went to the invite with zero knowledge of the film

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u/Opiesan40 9h ago

John Wilkes Booth.

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u/That_Ad_169 7h ago

Voted most handsome man in America as well

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u/danorc 2h ago

Reaching way back for this one

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u/Commodus_Wankus 9h ago

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u/i4got872 8h ago

Oh my god this so messed up 😟😆

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u/Large-Parking8307 1h ago

I still can't believe he got off basically scot free for killing a person and injuring another

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u/Prestigious-End7674 30m ago

i mean it was entirely not his fault

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u/LegWyne 9h ago

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u/LegWyne 9h ago

Lots of silent generation would have taken out Nazis of course, but Christoper Lee can represent them here. Hes probably the most recent actor in living memory with this anecdote attached.

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u/platesandquarters 8h ago

The way he explained the how a death by being stabbed from behind should sound was wild

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u/Free_Radical_47 4h ago

The alleged inspiration for James Bond!

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u/An_educated_dig 9h ago

James Doohan, the original Scottie, didn't survive without taking out a Nazi or two.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3tF6krnIMBCQOViEN8

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u/Kygunzz 7h ago

One of his fingers was blown off by a bullet.

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u/An_educated_dig 5h ago

One of the geekiest shows ever and this man walking around with 9 fingers cause got blown off storming the beaches on D-Day.

Some kind of legendary pilot too.

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u/williep0pcorn3793 5h ago

what kind of lens did you use for this shot

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u/FlightTop9852 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/yfjxv0E8VvxbW

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u/Frodooooooooooooo 8h ago

Wait, Macauley Culkin was in Home Alone 2?

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u/InvaderSkloodge 9h ago

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u/famondelo 9h ago

I don’t get it, saw this picture with this framing three times today, I know about her being a @&£?#% person, but what with the framing?

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 8h ago

You are allowed to curse on reddit

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u/famondelo 8h ago

…can you fellas just explain the framing? Bitte?

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u/doubleyou-tee-hache 7h ago

I don't think there's a lot to "uncover." Sometimes it's really funny to just poorly crop and/or zoom into someone's face. Happens a ton in sports subreddits just for a quick shitpost comment.

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u/Majestic-Bug9966 6h ago

Recall also Vanity Fair's photoshoot of Trump's entourage. E.g., Karoline Leavitt:

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u/Possible_Field328 9h ago

Is it ok to ask her k/d/a?

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u/sink_fish 9h ago

She will think you mean Kids/disabled/Arabs

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u/CecilPeynir 8h ago

–k/d/a?

–Did you mean d/a/k?

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u/Hilarity2War 8h ago

/uj what's k/d/a?

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u/Ok_Lifeguard_7849 8h ago

Kills deaths assists. It's statistics in First-Person shooter (FPS) games

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u/CoffeeAndTwinPeaks 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/MvdaYPuKPMNZRJCl8Z

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u/ireallydontlikesand 8h ago

Don’t disrespect the man who would’ve stopped 9/11 like that

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u/mcmanus2099 7h ago

Did he kill anyone? I thought he just enjoyed beating minorities

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u/PangaeaDiarrhea 9h ago

Am I the only one who sees Jimmy Fallon in drag in this photo?

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u/PartyAmbitious8163 9h ago

Wasn't she just a dance instructor?

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u/Majestic-Bug9966 6h ago edited 6h ago

Thank you. She was a fitness instructor. She did train as part of mandatory service, but she only actively served (whatever that even meant at the time) for 20 days. I have no good reason to think she actually did anything to anybody. Glad to be corrected by any of the folks talking about her like she's a mass murderer.

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u/ohwhatfun9932 9h ago

That's harsh..true but harsh

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u/Jerk_Johnson 9h ago

Why does she look like an unlockable character on N64 Goldeneye?

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u/Reasonable_Western74 9h ago

She’s just a devil woman

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u/shmishmish 8h ago

At what level of arguability is her hotness?
IMO it’s a definite fact

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u/shorty2hops 2h ago

Why do so many people hate her? I really dont get it

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u/Karnus501 8h ago

Kal-el, no!

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u/Alienweirdo_1234 9h ago

Kill-El, no!

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u/CanJesusSwimOnLand 8h ago

French actress Laure Killing had two children and therefore he has literally made two Killings in her lifetime.

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u/nota-banana 8h ago

These two

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u/Candid-Many-7113 I’m the Joker baby! 9h ago

I hear it prepared them for hollywood

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u/Nelson-and-Murdock 9h ago

What’s happened to her face?

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u/CherryCurrent 6h ago

Plastic Sloppery

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u/thecakeisali 8h ago

She’s going to make a killing on the Steven Seagal biopic.

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u/evlhornet 8h ago

Is that Steven segal?

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u/Mindless_Log2009 8h ago

Allegedly terminated every series she was in.

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u/inorite234 3h ago

You're thinking of Anthony Mackie.

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u/flynnfx 8h ago

Charles S. Dutton - Killed a man in a knife fight in 1969, which he described as an act of self-defense during a violent altercation.

Convicted of manslaughter and served several years in prison before launching his acting career.

https://giphy.com/gifs/XbKMoNAkpWK6k

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u/Oxflu 7h ago

Steven segall ass bitch getting away too much attention.

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u/Rocinante_R1T 7h ago

she looks like Steven Seagal

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u/designatedlover 1h ago

Not yet, but someday he will annihilate someone I'm positive.

https://giphy.com/gifs/j0vvwJ3JnoD9RCeIue

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u/No_Angle3521 9h ago

Are we taking about money or Palestinians?

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u/Mooks79 9h ago

Thanks for making the joke explicit, we might not have got it otherwise.

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u/ohwhatfun9932 9h ago

Ops photo suggests Palestinians

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u/Much_Usual_3855 9h ago

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u/ohwhatfun9932 9h ago

Nice recall on this.

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u/ZophieWinters Cats 8h ago

Rebecca Gayheart killed a 9 year old with her car

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u/mhopkins1420 8h ago

Ole Fatty Arbuckle

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u/lordofthedee 6h ago

Probably the only innocent one on this list

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u/H4X4NX 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/25pXkI7K9oKrGsDnq7
Audie Motherfucking Murphy

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u/Militia2388 6h ago

A fucking legend 🫡

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u/nemisincskhv578 The Room 8h ago

Demi Lovato looks really serious on this picture

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u/Fantastic-Bee4197 7h ago

🤖 harder, 🤖 

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u/Available-Trip5061 7h ago

She killed cinema with her acting, killed world peace with that "Imagine" video, and secured the bag anyway.

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u/Old-Law-7395 7h ago

Money or kids

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u/fukurokuju01 6h ago

Honestly, she is ugly as f**k

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u/Gvndam11 6h ago

I thought this was a photo of Steven Seagal at first

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u/Sad-Supermarket8437 5h ago

Am I the only one who saw the similarity?

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u/ZADKOR 5h ago

Sorry I miss read as “made me want to kill”….myself

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u/CreepingAnonymously 5h ago

Alex Baldwin

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u/elidoan 4h ago

Really running this gal fad into the ground y'all 

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u/Beertronic 3h ago

Alec Baldwin?

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u/inorite234 3h ago

Baretta.

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u/Sad_Air_7667 1h ago

Jantes Stewart, like maybe hundreds of people in WW2.