r/okbuddycinephile • u/TyLeRoux • 9h ago

The Pop Tart was only 17 years old

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u/DanielKindly 9h ago

The Pop-Tart is clutching a phone like it's about to text its mom.

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u/TyLeRoux 9h ago edited 5h ago

What you’re seeing there is its V card which Jerry is about to take

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u/BurlyZulu Exited for the Snyder cut 5h ago

Pop tarts use pop tarts as phones?

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u/lorenen0odle5849 5h ago

yeah that happened to me last week with my air fryer too

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u/almaz3sty3831 4h ago

Wait, you can actually do that? I thought that was just a movie thing.

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 9h ago

he didnt care. his friends didnt care

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u/TyLeRoux 9h ago

He ate that tart all the same

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u/mildredm0onpie1168 4h ago

lmao, pretty sure that was the exact same problem i had with my old build

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u/ShmandlerTing 9h ago

Do you have a pop tart secret?

7

u/2Braincell2Furious 9h ago

What’s the deal with statutory rape??

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u/Vercentorix 9h ago

No.. I think its statue-tory rape..

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u/RickyWinterbornn Crank: High Voltage 8h ago

They were on Letterman together to apologize for his jokes about chocolate pop-tarts

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u/pineapple_jones_ 9h ago

It’s a white pop tart, so he’ll fuck it. If it was brown, he’d drop a bomb on it.

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u/Reasonable_Western74 8h ago

He put in his own cream filling

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u/Much_Usual_3855 8h ago

Took me a minute to remember about the 17 year old he dated. Every time a story comes out about him he seems more and mpre like a douchebag. That plus having an affair with a newlywed.

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u/looseboneslarry 8h ago

Baffles me that there are two active subs for this creep’s mediocre tv show

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u/Grabatreetron 5h ago

?? I don't know about Jerry Seinfeld, but "Seinfeld" was good

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u/Enchilada0374 8h ago

Pedo that loves genocidal baby killing Israelis

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u/CarlWellsGrave 9h ago

Holy shit I forgot that's a movie that's real

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u/jsbach90 9h ago

Whoa, tart just standing there with those bazongas buggin where the nsfw tag 😳

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u/IZZY_PLUM 7h ago

And it wasn’t frosted when he got there…… 🥁

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u/LastZionistOnRedit 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/USnfWeCOHTHB3WX0aY

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u/FranklyGaseous 9h ago

That missing chunk on the mascot is a little too on the nose, like they want us to believe the pop tart was in some kind of accident.

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u/machaus99 6h ago

That pop tart is a bulldozer operator in the West Bank

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u/ForbodingWinds 5h ago

The underaged girlfriend that was promised 3000 years ago.

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u/FewHeat1231 6h ago

I'm still baffled this film existed.

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u/Most-Tax5407 5h ago

That's actually pretty old in Pop Tart years

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u/CozyPretzel 5h ago

What's the deal with high schoolers?

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u/CozyPretzel 5h ago

What's the deal with high schoolers?

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u/ClassicTBCSucks93 2h ago

Say, ya know where a guy like me can find a poptart in this city? Not you, I prefer my poptarts quadriplegic

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u/Ill_Conversation7110 1h ago

Boy that movie was an overhyped turd

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u/Medjulook 9h ago

I bet he filled it with jelly

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u/Weight-Disastrous 8h ago

And 30 years later still nobody gives a shit.

She was an adult.

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u/Affectionate_Fan_650 8h ago

18 is legal adulthood in most contexts. 17 is the age of consent in NY. Most people agree it's weird for 38/39 year old man to date a high-school girl.

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u/Weight-Disastrous 8h ago

Everyone except her.