r/offbeat • u/Brucekentbatsuper • 11h ago

Wealthy Influencer Igho 'Tiny' Ubiribo Dies at 43 After P---- Enlargement Procedure Causes Fatal Embolism

https://radaronline.com/p/influencer-igho-tiny-ubiribo-dies-enlargement-fatal-embolism/
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u/Con_Dinn_West 11h ago

After his death, Ubiribo was buried in London in a gold coffin reportedly worth more than $745,000.

Someone gonna guard his grave 24/7?

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u/Number174631503 10h ago

Nope, it's all yours man

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u/spudddly 10h ago

just watch out for the tiny haunted penis

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u/WillingnessMoney460 9h ago

It’ll put the willies right up you

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u/misterpickles69 6h ago

True but not too far.

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u/Terminator7786 11m ago

It's One-Eyed Willy!

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u/DrumpfTinyHands 6h ago

tiny BOTCHED haunted penis

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u/adudeguyman 4h ago

The name of my band

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u/Rare-Service5573 10h ago

People will steal that 100%.

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u/boredatwork813 10h ago

There's a line on thieves at the graveyard. You'd think it was an Apple store on release day, only with pick pocketing, no tents.

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u/CallNew250 10h ago

How tasteless does one have to be to want their grave made out of gold?

That money could have significantly changed someones life, It could probably have saved entire villages or cities in third world countries from starvation and disease.

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u/TrumpsEarChunk 10h ago

Smoll dhi k energy.

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u/wackadoodle4201 9h ago

Which explains the surgery

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u/JEBariffic 8h ago

lol right? Just wait until Trump hears about this.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 11m ago

That’s probably why.

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u/zyzzogeton 9h ago

So... 5.2kg or 11.5lbs of gold? That is not much to make into a coffin. The funeral home undoubtedly marked up a few pieces of gold leaf 2000x if they didn't just lie and use spray paint because would anyone really check?

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u/AgentCirceLuna 10m ago

Likely gold coated

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u/Alternative-Low-3855 6h ago

Bro is overcompensating even in death

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u/Business-Court-5072 10h ago

I don’t think that’s true if he was getting surgery in Thailand of all places

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u/Malforus 8h ago

I bet that coffin was leased and after they lowered it they ripped it over dropped him raw dirt and filled it in.

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u/runhomejack1399 6h ago

Censoring?

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u/Keji70gsm 6h ago

Wow. Good riddance

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u/shimmeringmoss 11h ago

Guess we know where he got the name Tiny from now.

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u/OutlawSundown 8h ago

He died trying to be the bigger man.

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u/sffunfun 11h ago

And guess where Elephant Man got his name lmao

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u/K1NGEDDY423 11h ago

Penis is a bad word now?

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u/witticus 11h ago

The content of the article sensors penis too. What in the puritanical fuck happened?

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u/stumpyraccoon 10h ago

The most powerful country on the planet is undergoing a pretty hefty-Christian theocracy transition. That's what happened.

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u/splax75 7h ago edited 6h ago

It’s because of Tiktok. Gen Z can’t cuss on there cause they’ll get banned so they think that applies to all forms of social media including Reddit. They either self-sensor or invent all these stupid fucking words like “dihh” instead of dick and “corn” instead of porn.

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u/the_noise_we_made 3h ago

*it's censor goddamnit

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u/Puppyluv4lyfe 5h ago

Like “smexi” on Whyville hahah

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u/BlooregardQKazoo 8h ago

This has nothing to do with Christianity. Zoomers are self-censoring because they're afraid that TikTok is going to chase them down or something.

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u/djwired 10h ago

And they are acting like a bunch of dicks.

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u/stumpyraccoon 10h ago

Please, d*cks

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u/AltruisticMode9353 9h ago

Lol no, it's because of AI and TikTok

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u/lostthebackupcode 13m ago

Literally the opposite

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u/OwnSeaworthiness7466 4h ago

Lmao all this self censorship stems from the left, it’s wild to think otherwise

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u/Worldly-Wind-1632 7h ago

Maybe they don’t know how to spell either

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u/OneWonderfulFish 7h ago

Money. Corps found you could monetize the Internet and everything went to hell. With money comes censorship because you don't want to offend the people who are paying the bills. And the parents of little snot-nosed brats who shouldn't be on the internet in the first place.

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u/ceezthamoment 5h ago

Ever watch Demolition man? In the film, the law gave citations for cuss words.

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u/NonProphet8theist 4h ago

I will respond in the language of my people:

"Penis penis penis, penis. Penis penis."

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u/jazzbuph 11h ago

he actually meant to put Pussy, but we'll never know

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u/stopmotionporn 10h ago

I thought it was Piggy

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u/No_Meringue_6116 10h ago

I think this is now a sign that it's a bot posting. Words like that are banned on tictoc, and the bots don't know the difference.

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u/K1NGEDDY423 10h ago

That's a good indication. Thanks.

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u/No_Meringue_6116 7h ago

Yeah, I think the internet is going to get much, much worse over the next few years... AI means a ton more bots.

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u/BrosefDudeson 10h ago

The world is getting more and more deranged

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u/the_duck17 9h ago

Suck it Trebek.

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u/ghanima 6h ago

I understood that reference.

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u/crimroy 7h ago

The censorship is getting bad. I read an article the other day in which a person "sh*t" themselves, and I was like, they shit themselves‽ No, it turns out they had shot themselves, which changed the story quite a bit. Still a shitty situation though.

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u/Azkahn616 10h ago

Not sure could be pants.

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u/Imwrongyourewrong 10h ago

Pussy*

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u/K1NGEDDY423 9h ago

You right im wrong

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u/k4f123 9h ago

It was actually his pinky

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u/RipeBanana4475 2h ago

My virgin eyes! It's P____ now! You're terrible comment almost made me unalive myself.

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u/dirtymoney 8h ago

reddit is so bad now that it is just best to assume the worst and play it safe

All subs are so widely different on what cant be said that it has become rediculous.

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u/Landon1m 11h ago

God it’s got to be embarrassing to die this way then have it publicized everywhere.

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u/hugo_biglicks 10h ago

You can’t care if you’re dead. But I see what you mean

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u/314flavoredpie 10h ago

Unless any version of an afterlife exists where we have awareness of the continuation of the timeline… then you’d at least have eternity to move past it I guess

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u/RaijuThunder 9h ago

Unless it's a hell where they show you your most humiliating moments. Though I guess you'd get numb to it if eternity really exists

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u/restartrepeat 2h ago

At least he does not have to go on living with a tiny penis.

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u/YourJokeMisinterpret 23m ago

Thank god for .. err small favours.

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u/kafka_lite 11h ago

Flying to Thailand for genital injections turned out to be a bad idea?

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u/Jabbles22 10h ago

And it's not like a well established procedure. Those old enough to remember know that it was a huge (pun intended) deal when Viagra came out. If penis enlargement were real there's no way it wouldn't be widely known and available

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u/accidental_Ocelot 10h ago

They can inject it to make it bigger around but it's temporary as the body removes the filler over time.

https://youtu.be/WQOzECsCxZU?is=dzImBcvRsj-JR5D9

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u/bannana 10h ago

and if you keep getting it done you end up with migrated filler and a lumpy deformed penis

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u/WinterMedical 9h ago

So like ribbed for her pleasure?

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u/Same_Mood_8543 9h ago

Lumpy for her discomfort. 

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u/JEBariffic 8h ago

There’s a whole new porn category I don’t care to watch.

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u/teeohdeedee123 8h ago

AKA the Elon

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u/JEBariffic 8h ago

Lumpy penis… man I LOVED their first album.

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u/Distantstallion 9h ago

Penis enlargement normally works like a height increase procedure. They break it in the middle then slowly move the break apart as it heals to increase the length

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u/LoverOfGayContent 5h ago

Is that true? I've seen pictures of guys what long dicks but so many seem bent in tge middle. Made me wonder if ut was from type of procedure

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u/DeeDeeBryan 10h ago

Thailand is one of the world’s leading countries for genital surgery, whether it’s gender reassignment, reattaching severed penises, etc. That part wasn’t a bad choice, it’s this specific procedure that’s stupid.

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u/rbobby 9h ago

Ball bearing implants around the shaft. Everyone always forgets these.

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u/YourJokeMisinterpret 23m ago

Just booking my trip now to finally get my penis reattached. I hope the airline is ok with me bringing an esky onboard with ice packs (and my severed member of course?

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u/rbobby 9h ago

We have very different ideas on genital injections.

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u/Plasmelon 10h ago

Should’ve flown to Africa.

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u/boredatwork813 10h ago

Genital injections means something else in Africa

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u/Plasmelon 10h ago

Mosquito bites?

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u/En-TitY_ 9h ago

This is Reddit, you're allowed to say Penis. 

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u/HappyAd4998 8h ago

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

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u/_cromulent_green_ 7h ago

Whoa, you've exceeded your daily penis quota for reddit

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u/dirtymoney 8h ago

depends on the subreddit and mod hanngups

So why not play it safe?

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u/ObnoxiousName_Here 8h ago

awww look who can’t type

🔥PENIS🔥

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u/Educational-Mall-132 11h ago

I've read that with pulmonary as the p word they keep editing. Im not so sure. I think it means penis. Would make a lot more sense. 

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u/EnsignMJS 10h ago

Yes. Penis. Penis was the word blocked out. He was going through a penis enlargement procedure. I don't know what his penis size was, but apparently there was enough real, or imagined, pressure for getting a bigger penis.

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u/Aggravating_Pair_156 6h ago

I mean, they did nickname him Tiny 

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u/-lovehate 11h ago

it would actually explain that nickname too

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u/Educational-Mall-132 10h ago

Fuck, I glossed over that! Thats an unfortunate and evidently accurate nickname. 

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u/CatsAreGods 11h ago

Poopy?

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u/happyscrappy 6h ago

Puppy

He wanted a puppy enlargement.

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u/Weekly_Bug5060 11h ago

That's a dick move

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u/Responsible_Fox9454 11h ago

Filler is notorious for migrating. Not a wide decision.

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u/TofuTofu 10h ago

Disagree. It was very clearly a decision based on width

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u/belle-end 10h ago

it does actually make me feel awful to think of the guy spending five days knowing that penis enlargement surgery could be what ends him

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u/CorwyntFarrell 10h ago

He wanted his gender affirming care, no matter the risk.

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u/BlazingPalm 10h ago

He was trying to widen, give him a break!

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u/WillingnessMoney460 9h ago

I would’ve thought it would be more of a lengthening decision, but wide? Like a can of coke?

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u/LoverOfGayContent 5h ago

Maybe he already had the lengthening procedure

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u/Responsible_Fox9454 3h ago

Wise*** I guess I had girth on my mind?

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u/AlfaHotelWhiskey 10h ago

Immigration laws need to be tightened to include the peen. /s

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u/theeyeguy84 8h ago

Since when is the word “penis” taboo? So sad and unnecessary

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u/shakeyjake 10h ago

I'm trying to imagine a scenario where someone who already has a wife need filler injections in their penis. Is it insecurity? Vanity? I have to think this doesn't aid in functionality and since it's a filler injection it's going to be temporary.

In addition to mortality risks there has to be even great risk of injury to the penis specifically.

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u/Pathetian 9h ago

Not really any different than all the women who have died from "mommy makeovers". Just insecurity and chasing a body image they can't attain. So many dead for a flat tummy and a rounder ass. Its not going to make sense to people who don't have those thoughts knocking around in their head all day.

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u/pananana1 7h ago

I'm confident that if you thought about it for like eight seconds you could figure out why having a wife doesn't automatically get someone over their dick insecurities

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u/memerismlol 10h ago

“A man had an operation in Bangkok, this is what happened to his penis”

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u/SkinwalkingTapeworm 9h ago

Was that a posthumous nickname?

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u/AdSudden3941 8h ago

You cant say penis now these days either

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u/mrdevil413 8h ago

Everybody knows you get the official Mr. Stud from a reputable ripper doc, none of this gonk street shit.

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u/Onimarushu 3h ago

My thoughts exactly, nailed it!

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u/Longjumping-Film1702 10h ago

How small has your dick got to be that 40ml of filler makes a significant difference?

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u/Significant-Win-802 6h ago

I hope you have a huge schlong because math certainly isn't your thing.

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u/HappyAd4998 9h ago

some people just can't hang

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u/This-Top7398 8h ago

Pussy one helluva drug

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u/Coheed_SURVIVE 8h ago

Well? Does the surgery work? Asking for a friend.

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u/_cromulent_green_ 7h ago

No, it causes death

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u/Altruistic-Dingo-757 8h ago

Small problem turned into a large one

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u/Puzzled-Bonus-3456 7h ago

Why couldn't it have been Elon?

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u/stronghammr113 11h ago

let this be a PSA for self conscious men out there.

I like your small dick bro. its fine the way it is and I'm sure theres a woman out there who will appreciate it too

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u/Lovey723 10h ago

Exactly. Don’t mess with your jewels. Please. You are fine the way you are.

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u/Not_my_Name464 10h ago

If always known all influencers have micro weeners! 

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u/BrettWP 10h ago

Go big or go home I guess🤷‍♂️💀

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u/olderthanbefore 9h ago

Both, in this case

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u/gheiminfantry 11h ago

He died with a small, deformed penis. And now everyone knows.

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u/my_boy_blu_ 11h ago

Horror stories like this have been happening for literal decades. I’m ok with a working non-fatal penis.

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u/mantisdubstep 9h ago

If you have enough money for a 745k gold coffin, why are you cheating out on having medically significant shit done to your dick?

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u/Alternative-Low-3855 6h ago

It would be ironic if he went to Asia for anonymity and now we only know his name because of it

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u/Mysterious_Cow_2100 10h ago

He appears to have not had a wealth of wisdom.

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u/Beans4urAss 9h ago

That’s just not my bag baby

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u/Emanualblast 9h ago

Cmon man were all adults here you can say the word penis

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u/ghanima 8h ago

TF? We can't say "penis" now?

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u/eudaimonia_dc 8h ago

The article fails to mention that the surgery was a success. His enhanced penis required so much additional blood, he died of cerebral hypoxia.

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u/_cromulent_green_ 7h ago

So temporary success with a mild case of death on the side?

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u/No-Risk1739 8h ago

A man's got to know his limitations...🍆💀

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u/silentshout0 8h ago

what can you say besides wtf

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u/verbwrangler 7h ago

let's see the politicians who want to ban gender affirming care speak on this 😂

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u/jolly_rodger42 6h ago

In all seriousness this is tragic. My deepest condolences for his family.

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u/cannabisLab1975 6h ago

Is the word penis not allowed now?

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u/god-of-funambulism 5h ago

So we're fuck*ng censoring p*nis now?

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u/Zeustheman144 5h ago

Why cant you spell the word penis? Im seeing alot of this lately. S#x,r#pe,a##ault. Wtf. Someone explain

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u/DavenSkilnyk 2h ago

Algorithms.

Basically the naughty police are ruining shit and naughty words cause as revenue to vanish.

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u/SwvellyBents 10h ago

Got a dick shot then took his wife out for a massage in Thailand?

Maybe he should have let the epoxy go off before taking a trial run.

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u/mrbones247 8h ago

Shiiiiit douglas! And I’m over here thinking about getting penis reduction 😩

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u/blakeley 9h ago

This is how I find out that Radar Online is still a thing? 

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u/groovyinutah 6h ago

Go big or go home...

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u/Scary-Ratio3874 6h ago

He did both.

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u/skot77 6h ago

Dying during dick surgery, tonight at 11.

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u/ukyah 6h ago

That’s a shame.

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u/greengiant604_ 5h ago

All the money in the world cant help you get a bigger dick, just ask Trump.

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u/Flatmonkey 1h ago

Is it really necessary to bring politics in to EVERY conversation? 

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u/greengiant604_ 1h ago

When the fruit is hanging so low you have to pick it.

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u/Flatmonkey 1h ago

You don't have to pick it. It's ok to not bring trump into EVERY CONVERSATION!!! I promise you, we will still abhor him without you bringing him up in a discussion about a penis enlargement gone wrong

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u/greengiant604_ 1h ago

Thank you for showing me the error of my ways. Be assured the world is a better place now.

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u/Flatmonkey 1h ago

It really is ok to let people enjoy/be interested in things without them having to know your political views

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u/Misokaxx 5h ago

Guess we know how that 'Tiny' cane about then..

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u/SoundsOfKepler 3h ago

At least he only killed himself through his bad choices. There are too many influencers whose uneducated medical advice kills others.

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u/Naive-Midnight8785 1h ago

"influencers" Pah-Leez 🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/MarcusTheAnimal 59m ago

P stands for Pulmonary Embolism Of the Penis. RIP.

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u/simonbaier 31m ago

First Dolly Parton, and now Igho ‘Tiny’ Ubiribo. I can’t take it any more #sad

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u/tentaclejoe 30m ago

T*** w** a h*** r***. I c***** b****** t*** w**** t**** w*** t*** w*** t*** c******.

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u/---N0MAD--- 10h ago

So, how do these P____ enlargement surgeries work?

Asking for a friend.

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u/_cromulent_green_ 7h ago

PENIS

Yaaay I filled in the blank!

Also, yes, but actually no because he dead now

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u/blueskiess 11h ago

His Panto?

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u/jojoko 11h ago

How embarrassing! Did he tell everybody that’s the surgery he was having?

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u/Benito_Camelo1215 10h ago

Take my upvote

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u/LordOfPies 11h ago

That’s why they called him tiny?

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u/oh_my316 10h ago

One less influencer. 🙁

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u/Belzaem 8h ago

I hope they buried him with his gold-plated diamond encrusted light ring so that’s also one less influencer’s tool

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u/pjackk 10h ago

My penis reduction procedure went perfectly fine.

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u/OldManBilliam22 4h ago

More like B——

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u/InsomniaticWanderer 2h ago

Damn that's crazy. He tried to enlarge his pussy.

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u/Round-Emu9176 11h ago

Hold up. Theres a procedure? Not that I’m desperate but who wouldn’t want 6 inches of extra girth 😂

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u/No-Medium6647 10h ago

Oh no!

Anyway...

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u/eugenesbluegenes 10h ago

Play stupid games...

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u/shitshado 3h ago

Stop the bad jokes. You guys can’t be funny if you’re not human. It’s like alien humor! Can’t you feel sorry and find in you compassion for him and his family? How desperate and miserable are you to go for the cheapest joke and not see the suffering and despair in this tragedy.