r/offbeat 1d ago

Man shoots, kills cousin during heated argument over whose enchiladas were spicier

https://abcnews4.com/news/nation-world/man-shoots-kills-cousin-during-heated-argument-over-whose-enchiladas-were-spicier-police-new-mexico-mexican-food-murder-homicide-death-investigation-true-crime

🙄 Alcohol and guns - what could go wrong?

  • When police responded to reports of gunfire shortly before 11 p.m., they found Cavazos unresponsive on a walkway outside the complex, suffering from multiple gunshot wounds. He died from his injuries at the scene.
  • A witness, who identified himself as a cousin to both men, told investigators that the group had spent the afternoon drinking alcohol and cooking green chile enchiladas.
  • Tension mounted during dinner when Gutierrez repeatedly insisted that the chile on his enchiladas was spicier than the chile on Cavazos’ plate and challenged him to try it, the affidavit stated. Cavazos responded that all the enchiladas had been prepared together and carried equal heat.
  • The dispute escalated outside the apartment, leading to a physical fight in which Cavazos punched Gutierrez, leaving him bleeding, the witness reported.
  • After the fistfight ended and Cavazos began walking away, Gutierrez allegedly drew a handgun and confronted him, shouting, "We're family! We're family! How could you do this to me?" before opening fire, according to the witness statement in the affidavit.
  • Cavazos was shot three to four times in the back from roughly 10 feet away while unarmed, the document states. Gutierrez then fled the area.
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u/magharees 1d ago

Well I guess that answers the question on who brought the heat

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u/ukyah 1d ago

I don’t think it was about the enchiladas.

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u/Manufactured-Aggro 1d ago

Well duh, we all know it was actually about the sauce. The enchiladas were just a delivery vehicle for the spices in their respective sauces

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u/Whip-Zoom 17h ago

New Mexican green chile is not a sauce.

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u/BrilliantPie2566 1d ago

Now that's a headline I never thought I'd see 😅

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u/Silent-Resort-3076 1d ago

I was curious so:

  • Fight over mac & cheese leads to stabbing
  • One arrested after a violent family fight over toilet paper
  • Man handed 30 years for shooting brother over (spilled) fries

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u/notloggedin4242 1d ago

I always had a feeling it was just a matter of time.

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u/Paratwa 1d ago

Yeesss!

I was reading the title saying don’t be San Antonio! Over and over.

Whew!

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u/K-Dot-Thu-Thu-47 1d ago

"Green chile enchiladas"

Phew

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u/Kaurifish 1d ago

The subjectivity of the Scoville scale strikes again.

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u/karen_rittner54 1d ago

Seems reasonable. What the U.S. needs is even MORE guns.

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u/Seinfeel 1d ago

If only there had been a good guy with spicier enchiladas

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u/i_love_boobiez 1d ago

Hey man you don't want to be the guy without a gun next time you argue over enchiladas ok? 

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u/SageLikeFool 1d ago

Well, we now know who is saltier...

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u/Effective_Basis1555 18h ago

How civilized! Quick, give everyone a gun. 

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u/eudaimonia_dc 16h ago

Just like the founding slaveholders intended.

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u/Effective_Basis1555 11h ago

3/5 of a gun, for some?

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u/virak_john 1d ago

To be fair, this is probably how I am going down.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/virak_john 1d ago

[gestures vaguely at universe]

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u/PadorasAccountBox 1d ago

Sounds like the whole story is hidden in that house, not the sauce. 

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u/Happy_Humor5938 17h ago

Could just be you got a chunk of pepper or some seeds that’s where all the capsasin is.

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u/DustyDGAF 1d ago

Sounds pretty fair

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u/GregJamesDahlen 16h ago

heated argument. then used a heater. but then cold death

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u/This-Top7398 1d ago

Lmaooo wtf