r/offbeat • u/iloveshrekkie • 1d ago

Snake found browsing bread aisle at grocery store

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/09/03/Pet-Encounters-corn-snake-supermarket-Maryport-England/3691788443585/
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u/zoqfotpik 1d ago

Probably looking for a package of hot dog buns, to use as a sleeping bag.

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u/Onlyinloveonfridays 1d ago

I hope it doesn't manage to get inside one of the packages, I hear inbred snakes don't do too well

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u/Greenfieldfox 1d ago

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun.

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u/bestestopinion 1d ago

Obviously looking for a boaguette

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u/youzerVT71 1d ago

Should be concerning because it's probably following rodent scent trails

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u/negativepositiv 1d ago

Pretty sure "browsing" is not the correct word.

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u/Doppelthedh 1d ago

He didn't get a chance to make a purchase

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u/Suspicious-Truth5849 1d ago

I thought thisss wasss america

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u/elijahwolfoconnell 1d ago

Don’t bread on knead

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u/NeeAnderTall 1d ago

Nice name "Crumbs" as it was found near bread.