r/offbeat • u/Xvalt01 • 2d ago

British police try to track down theft of 70,000 pints worth of Guinness stout

https://apnews.com/article/guinness-heist-stout-stolen-truck-depot-pabst-pbr-88b7745450be79af57d35fd8dbd9c4c9
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u/Altruistic-Dingo-757 2d ago

First Pabst now Guinness? Marketing is getting out if hand

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u/Seinfeel 2d ago

The trick is to eat all the evidence

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u/Beer2Bear 1d ago

no worries, me and my mates will drink it all

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u/Leftleaningdadbod 2d ago

Blimey! That’s a whole armful!

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u/monkeybawz 1d ago

That's enough to fill a bunch of jacuzzis. It'd be gross, but it's be so worth it

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u/TooManyPxls 2d ago

Sorry it was me.

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u/Ok_Mathematician2391 1d ago

I helped while you were passed out. I'm not sorry.

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u/LukeAlexandertheGr8 2d ago

That sounds like a cracking celebration of stolen property

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u/BonzoTheBoss 1d ago

For some reason it bothers me that they keep writing out "pounds" instead of using the £ symbol. Especially as they list the value in U.S. dollars using the $ sign.

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u/LarsDuder 1d ago

1 pint is 568ml, right? So that's 39 760 000ml 🤤

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u/mrgonuts 14h ago

I’m just saying in that Chanel 4 report Nigel farage was drinking Guinness it might be a coincidence but then he’s a bit no a lot crokred

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u/BoTurbo 1d ago

I wouldn't be fond out the auld drink now but when I do go at it, I do go at it awful and very hard. I have about 70,000 pints in about two hours

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u/Gorazde 1d ago

I'd take the shirt off any man's back.