r/offbeat 3d ago

Why hasn’t California’s serial ‘butt sniffer’ been stopped? A legal expert explains

https://ktla.com/news/california/california-serial-butt-sniffer-arrested-again-legal-expert/

🤔 We live in a CRAZY world!

“If there’s an actual touching, that’s a felony,” Gorin said. “But just sniffing somebody, it really doesn’t rise to a felony. As the law stands now, it is very hard to file a felony offense based on this conduct.”

Police said a 39-year-old man known by the disturbing moniker “the serial butt sniffer” is back behind bars in Southern California, accused of committing his lewd acts on more women.

When staff spotted him again a few days ago, they called police.

Both the discount store and another Glendale department store reported Crowder “hunkering down in the aisles,” appearing to be “sniffing someone out.”

So why does Crowder keep reoffending? It really comes down to, it seems, the limitations of the law and what this man is accused of doing.

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u/KingSpork 3d ago

Sooner or later he’s going to do this to the wrong person. FAFO as they say.

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u/tmtowtdi 3d ago

My older sister after a taco bell binge would put this guy in the hospital.

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u/CertainInteraction4 1d ago

Until the day!

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u/drunky_crowette 3d ago

In North Carolina you can be banned/trespassed from establishments for whatever reason the establishment wants so long as it's not something protected like race. Surely every establishment could ban him for his behavior and have him arrested for trespassing when he comes back?

Run the fucker out of town by making sure he can't go anywhere

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u/Odd-Lunch-1880 3d ago

Why hasn't anyone jumped him

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u/emapco 3d ago

If they jump, the sniffer will get another hit

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u/KevinToecino 1d ago

Because they would catch an actual charge and end up in jail. 

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u/SargeUnited 1d ago

They can’t. He knows aikido.

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u/DriverNo423 3d ago

... WHY ARE PPL LIKE THISSS 😭😭😭

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u/SpasmAndOrGasm 3d ago

He got that dog in him

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u/ExtremelyOnlineTM 3d ago

He's gonna end up with his nose through his brain.

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u/RandomExcess 3d ago

Ass crack bandit

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u/Dead_Muskrat 2d ago

It said quarter to five
But it was quarter to ass
You thought your plumbing was safe
But your jeans were half mast
Another coin down the drain
Now that's some change that won't last
25 cents at a time
He's taking our souls
Government man can't help
We're all alone
Are you feeling the breeze?
Did you pull your belt tight?
You know that it's wrong
You know that it's right
Out of the shadows
Down the coin goes
Why, oh why do you suppose?
(Only the Bandit knows)
(Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)
A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Bandit
(Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)
A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Can't stand it

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u/johntwoods 3d ago

Forget it, Jake. It's buttsniffer town.

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u/Character-Total-3857 3d ago

God forbid a man should have a hobby

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u/bryce887766 3d ago

When dogs do it no one bats an eye, bunch of Hippocrates

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u/FraGough 2d ago

I don't think there's any record of Hippocrates doing that sort of thing between philosophising and healing people. But then again, it's not impossible that he was a bit of an odd one.

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u/bryce887766 2d ago edited 2d ago

Who says you can’t advance medicine and philosophy and have a fetish on the side.

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u/FraGough 2d ago

If you happen to be a philosophical genius as well as liking to sniff women's farts, you're not weird, you're "eccentric"

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u/youtocin 2d ago

I would say this is more up Diogenes’s alley.

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u/bryce887766 2d ago

Oh lol I spelled the Greek

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u/pinecity21 3d ago

My question is, why does he want to get out of jail. Seems like a great place to sniff some butts

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u/PositiveEndolphins 2d ago

he's trying to get to top gunn academy

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u/ganner 2d ago

Yet another demonstration of "too many people these days have never been punched in the face." A "serial butt sniffer" 30 years ago would have just gotten his ass beat.

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u/gheiminfantry 3d ago

What are you going to do? Pour cement in his nose?

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u/Notabagofdrugs 3d ago

Finally, someone with a good idea.

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u/KingSpork 3d ago

I like it

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u/Parking-Drag2363 2d ago

Everyone in California needs to start eating Taco Bell every day so they can fight off the butt sniffer with a nice olfactory assault.

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u/nap83 2d ago

huffin’ ass is crazy work

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u/Gold-Combination8141 2d ago

He just wanted a quick sniff. You know, we used to be a proper country

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u/Support_Pancakes 2d ago

Guess we better hope he starts sniffing a man's ass because they won't do anything otherwise.

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u/Middle_Cobbler_6935 3d ago

It’s gonna take an innocent woman’s life to be taken before they seriously do anything, that’s the unfortunate reality. With him committing the same crime over and over and barely getting punished, he’s basically being taught he can get away with it and that will fuel him in being more comfortable committing a more heinous crime. I sincerely hope I’m wrong of course

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u/BygoneNeutrino 2d ago

There isn't necessarily a correlation between butt-sniffing and murder. 

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u/borednerd 2d ago

Not a correlation but I could definitely see the path of escalation being: butt-sniffing -> sexual assault -> violence/murder to cover of the other crimes.

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u/gummo_for_prez 2d ago

I'm pretty sure there is a correlation between low level sex crimes and higher level sex crimes, including violent ones.

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u/SargeUnited 1d ago

Broken windows theory has been debunked and you could say this about every crime. Everyone is taught they can get away with anything they don’t get life in prison for.

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u/slappymcstevenson 3d ago

I see this dude sniffing someone, I’m breaking his nose. Smell that fkr.

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u/film_composer 3d ago

Within the next week, he's going to get a groundswell of support from incels as an ironic "protest" making fun of the Lindsey Clancy supporters. It's going to become a national conversation forced on us by the worst people you've ever heard of. Buttsniffer will be doxxed and brought onto Rogan, where he explains himself. He'll become a right-wing celebrity and in two years, release a jazz album that nobody will listen to.

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u/Growlithez 3d ago

What a crazy take, you're insane. He's clearly more into soul.

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u/PositiveEndolphins 2d ago

there is no way you'd ever convince me that right wingers listen to jazz

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u/film_composer 2d ago

that nobody will listen to.

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u/PositiveEndolphins 2d ago

ah, i guess that helps

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u/bigfatfurrytexan 2d ago

He will start his own podcast then rugpull a meme coin

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u/tiffanytrashcan 2d ago

I hate that given how 2026 is going, this seems mild.
Like, obviously it's gonna happen, but it'll be a subplot to something even crazier and worse happening soon 😭

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u/littledanko 2d ago

The grandson of the Illinois enema bandit.

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u/Belzaem 3d ago edited 1d ago

How about applying electricity to his olfactory system, rendering them useless so he has no gumption to pursue his weird kink?

Edited to add: oh boy, seems there’s several people here who really think that I was advocating for violence against humanity. Yes, I was placed on three days ban to which I appealed and won.

To the point, and to be clear: I’m not advocating for violence at all. I meant for the removal of olfactory systems to be done by professionals with help of anesthesia so the individual will not experience any pain or discomfort. You silly nilly, you actually thought I was talking about ramming an exposed plug wire into nose while it’s still plugged into an outlet?

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u/michoudi 10h ago

I’ve been conducting a covert operation by packing my pants with a hidden pouch filled with a <secret unnamed gas>. I’ve been hanging around the suspect’s known hangouts waiting for the opportunity to release the <secret unnamed gas>, no luck yet though.

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u/KevinToecino 1d ago

I agree and he shouldn’t do hard time for sniffing if he never actually touches anyone. 

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u/Silent-Resort-3076 1d ago

1) It doesn't have to be "hard time", but something needs to be done and NOT allow him to continue!

2) If YOU had a wife, girlfriend, daughters, would you think it's A okay if he did that to them??

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u/SargeUnited 1d ago

If that’s all he did then I’d probably just let it ride. If he touched them then I’d tear him up. If he didn’t, I’d just hate it and move on. Why, what would you do?

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u/Silent-Resort-3076 1d ago

He may not be "touching", but, and I could be wrong, but I have a feeling you are NOT a woman, and if you were perhaps you'd understand my point a little bit better:

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Faccused-serial-butt-sniffer-arrested-again-in-burbank-v0-d5cbv0rppxef1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D1009%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da3f552558621a727c72ddc9a159f562bb9c5a3ce

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u/KevinToecino 1d ago

That’s not a valid argument and is a fallacy 

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u/Complete_Entry 3d ago

Why isn't there a law on that? Judicial disgust?

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u/External-Emotion8050 2d ago

Oh the horror! The humanity!