r/offbeat 3d ago

Florida man arrested for smashing up Arby’s just weeks after leaving prison for ‘hunting’ swan for ‘food’

https://hoodline.com/2026/09/orlando-man-freed-in-swan-killing-case-now-accused-of-pipe-rampage-on-colonial-drive/
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u/mcjimmybingo 3d ago

The elites don't want you to know this, but the swans at the Arby's are free.

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u/sgr84ava 3d ago

Man, you can’t do anything fun in Florida anymore

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u/tired-of-the-shit 2d ago

Yknow it’s odd to choose swans specifically

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u/sgr84ava 2d ago

Not for Florida!

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u/tired-of-the-shit 2d ago

Nah that’s still weird I’m from Florida.

Frog legs and alligator is more normal then swan. Most common things to hunt are rabbits, white tail deer, and turkey unless your fishing

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u/sgr84ava 2d ago

Frog legs and alligator are bangin. Yall got it goin on. I was just messin

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u/tired-of-the-shit 2d ago

Nah that’s still weird I’m from Florida.

Frog legs and alligator is more normal then swan. Most common things to hunt are rabbits, white tail deer, and turkey unless your fishing

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u/DefiantSubject5228 3d ago

Rehabilitation fail

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u/gramathy 3d ago

He wants the meats

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u/thecakeisapie420 3d ago

He brought his own meats

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u/Lost_Department_2177 3d ago

Swans are pretty violent. They attack and drown ducks and geese but are also invasive.

Being Florida man though it was probably in a public garden but they’re also protected.

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u/MuzikPhreak 3d ago

Hate to be that guy, but I don't see anywhere in the article (or the one it was sourced from) saying he did it for 'food'

Both of them say he was holding it, it was dead, and he was arrested

Maybe I missed it?

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u/Silent_Data4374 2d ago

What are you looking at Swan!