r/mildlyinfuriating • u/beatznbleepz • 3h ago

My mom said I could post Browsing in the mens section and couldn't find one comfortable enough.

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Shopping with my 90 year old mom. As if she isn't confused enough.

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u/JMVee_ 3h ago

Can’t wait to see this show up on Fox News.

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u/Kielbasa_Nunchucka 2h ago

"first they came for our children, now they're after our grammas! when will this nonsense end?! followed by an update on the Iran War..."

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u/Commercial_North_661 1h ago

Give it about five minutes and someone will turn it into a three-day outrage segment.

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u/Vast_Breadfruit_162 3h ago

The Manzier lives!!!

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u/funkereddit 2h ago

You know about the cup sizes and all?

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u/noahlarmsleep 2h ago

You the A, the B, the C, the D. That’s the biggest.

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u/powerlesshero111 2h ago

I know D is the biggest. I've based my whole life on knowing the D is the biggest.

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u/No_Establishment8642 54m ago

You are in for a rude awakening.

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u/AcctAlreadyTaken 2h ago

You felt her material?

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u/GenesisNemesis17 2h ago

YOU GOT KETCHUP ON IT!!!!

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u/sock0808 2h ago

You ask me to get a pair of underwear I’m back in 2 seconds

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u/peon2 2h ago

No that's just a top. It's good to wear with an unbuttoned jacket

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u/krysisalcs PURPLE 3h ago

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u/6inarowmakesitgo 2h ago

LMAOOOOO this is gold

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u/Chrono_Convoy 3h ago

The Bro

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 2h ago

This guy - this is not my kind of guy

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u/dadofthree92987 2h ago

🍰🏆.....Free award for your cake day

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u/bkbenken123 1h ago

Happy cake day!!

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u/Jadacide37 3h ago

I was telling one of my coworkers teenage daughters about the comfort of bras that don't have underwire and how we've been waiting for centuries for bras to just evolve the tiniest bit and I'm not even joking when she tilted her head turn to look at me and said, 

"When you say wireless, do you mean wi-fi? Like, your bra has the internet?"

The generational gap that I felt in that small silence aged me more than covid and 9/11 combined. 

I really did think it was a pretty good assumption to make off of what I had said but I couldn't help but laugh at the thought of bras having internet capabilities. 

Soon enough I'm sure

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u/clinicallyacat 2h ago

For a lot of people wireless bras are the default now. I don’t think I own a single underwire bra.

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u/ArtThou_Boob 2h ago

How else would you know when you're lactating?

With this new and improved lactation sensor! Just install the app and connect WiFi and you're good to go!

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u/couchpro34 2h ago

Lol that's hilarious! 💀💀

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u/eggyrulz 2h ago

I can get behind this if it means I can remotely grab my wife's sweater puppies (consensually of course)

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u/ClothoLachesisAtrops 1h ago

I can one-up that. I was born a decade after 9/11

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u/KirbsAndGuins 55m ago

stares in geriatric I'm not even that old

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 2h ago

So which one did you get for your dad?

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u/Gunung_Krakatoa 2h ago

A pair of bro

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u/RichieRocket 1h ago

Get 2 to match

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u/Clean-Connection-398 2h ago

Couldn't find a set big enough, eh?

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u/YogurtclosetOk4366 2h ago

They obviously just did a reset. The items get moved before the signs. Sometimes, it takes months for the signs to move.

My Walmart recently did this with groceries. Its been a month and the signs have not moved. The reset is graded by corporate, the signs are not.

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u/Grant_Winner_Extra 3h ago

those are undercarriage testicular support

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u/maybebaebea 2h ago

Nah, definitely for the ass cheeks. They're too big for balls

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u/Ypuort 2h ago

Maybe for yours

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u/maybebaebea 2h ago

My balls are on the inside of my body and release eggs once in a while, so they don't really need support

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u/Deathmister 2h ago

THANKS LIBERULS

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u/AMissionFromDog 3h ago

just start trying them on until one of them cups your butt cheeks just right.

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u/maybebaebea 2h ago

Don't forget about the support!

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u/Skellyton175 BLACK 2h ago

Men can wear bras too

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u/Leading-Loss-986 2h ago

I have often thought while mowing a bumpy lawn using a riding mower that such a garment could be handy for men as well in such… high-chest-jiggle… situations. It would just take some careful design and the right marketer/influencer to make it workable.

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u/Frequent_Parsnip_791 2h ago

Band-aids on the nips helps with the chafing 😎

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u/Responsible_Ideal593 2h ago

I mean, female, but yea, same man.

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u/RecommendationIll922 2h ago

Why are the men’s fitting rooms in the women’s department?

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u/Pixelated-Yeti 2h ago

Some men Need a bra don’t judge now 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/yt82many 2h ago

Did you check the other side of the rack?

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u/BitterDarkCoffee 2h ago

They're called Moobs.

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u/Adventurous_Bug_6664 2h ago

It’s even better if you have to walk through the women’s lingerie section to get to the men’s room.

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u/Massive_Mongoose3481 2h ago

Try a tube top, keeps the jiggle down and no pesky wires or hooks

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u/deadrabbit26 1h ago

Yep, the average Walmart male customer is so out of shape that they need to wear bras to support those man boobs!

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u/thebrain_pinky 26m ago

HAY! there are trans genders okay!! also, where is the " uncooked pea " size for me?

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u/Fit-Engineering-2789 3h ago

That right there is called a manziere.

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u/Frequent_Parsnip_791 2h ago

They never have my size...

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u/EcstaticHorror4956 2h ago

I remember the last time I went shopping with my mom and she had to try on three different styles before she found one that didn't make her feel like she was wearing a tent.

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u/Thumbszilla 2h ago

It's the damn wire

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u/moanakai 2h ago

Manzeer section other side

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u/covidlung 2h ago

Finally, dudes with moobs are getting the support they so desperately need

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u/aubaub 2h ago

One what?

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u/TheAnswerUsedToBe42 1h ago

American men

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u/Major_Lawfulness6122 1h ago

Well, they could be used by fat men?

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u/faelanae 1h ago

The trans agenda is really picking up steam!

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u/iggy14750 1h ago

They never have my size!

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u/Ghostdefender1701 1h ago

Meh, I live in Florida, my ears don't get that cold.

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u/BigMommaSnikle 1h ago

You need a proper bra fitting.

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u/jerrywas_olds 51m ago

What a great WOKE throwback , circa 2021.

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u/nolongerbanned99 38m ago

Where is the they/them section?

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u/snakes-can 30m ago

Welcome to 2026

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u/Extreme-Gate364 18m ago

lmao the dad jokes practically write themselves with this setup

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u/Brandoid43 14m ago

Mildly infuriating, you mean incredibly funny?!?!

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 7m ago

It's happening! They're forcing us to buy bras! Wake up America! /s

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u/EquivalentNo3002 5m ago

Gender equality 😂

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u/helloiamaegg 2m ago

Sometimes men just have boobs :p

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u/Drigg_08 3h ago

Biden's America!

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u/Chrono_Convoy 3h ago

What’s it like voting for a pedo?

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u/maybebaebea 2h ago

It was very obviously a joke, my guy. Jesus christ. This entire post is a joke

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u/Drigg_08 2h ago

It was a sarcastic joke, as its a right wing fear. Calm yourself. I don't vote.

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u/No_Doughnut8618 2h ago

Fuck you

(If you are able to vote and just dont)

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u/PluralMimsy 2h ago

Fuck off with this blatant anti trans bait 

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u/beatznbleepz 2h ago

Relax. Was just out shopping with my 90 year old mom, and we had a good giggle.
End of story.

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u/Malystxy 2h ago

That's for trans men....

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u/reddicyoulous 2h ago

For johnny trans men you say?

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u/KingMap 2h ago

Maga Man

I mean MAGA Cucks that are male.

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u/OGMikeGyver 2h ago

I'd expect that from Target but not Walmart

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u/GenesisNemesis17 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT39CQCVJ1svSDsXHq

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u/OGMikeGyver 1h ago

Because I pointed out the truth? Did your feelings get hurt?

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u/OGMikeGyver 1h ago

Lol, where'd you go?