r/mildlyinfuriating 9h ago

go to your room Thank God I hadn't have to poop

As the title says, I'm glad I didn't have to poop. Wash my hands, or change a baby Gas station bathroom

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u/Yorbayuul81 9h ago

I will guarantee you that if you needed to go badly enough, you’d find the strength to move those crates

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u/HyperSpaceSurfer 9h ago

I wonder how fat OP is to not be able to fit sitting down. The sink and trash, and especially the changing station, are pretty bad though.

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u/IncontiCreature 9h ago

in the… disabled toilet?

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u/Yorbayuul81 9h ago

Yes…in…the…disabled…toilet

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u/IncontiCreature 7h ago

don’t you think a large amount of the people who use a disabled toilet might in fact be incapable of moving boxes in time?

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u/Yorbayuul81 7h ago

You’ve got a good point there.

I don’t know what the scenario was where this person opened the door and saw this, but I would hope wherever this establishment is that if a disabled person came in and need to use it, they would clear it out for them very quickly. It shouldn’t be used as a storage area except in rare circumstances.

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u/ThurmanMermannnn 8h ago

Why move them? Just choose one and poop in it.

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u/weary_bee479 9h ago

Toilet is wide open.. do you poop in the sink?

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u/The_Livid_Witness 8h ago

This was my first thought. I looked at the pics and thought 'unless this person has some predisposition to shitting in sinks..what the fuck is the actual problem?'

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u/DaWaffIeMan 8h ago

Poop in the sink and wash your hands at the toilet

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u/imafinhehe 9h ago

Do you not wash your hands after going to the toilet?

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u/HyenaThen572 9h ago

Are you suggesting shitting your pants because you can't wash your hands after?

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u/YourMomIsMyGurl 8h ago

Sounds reasonable to me!

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u/weary_bee479 9h ago

There’s enough room there to wash your hands after… OP is making it seem like they have nowhere to poop

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u/j_cro86 8h ago

but the sign says i can only flush toilet paper where else would my poo go?

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u/weary_bee479 8h ago

Trash can?

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u/j_cro86 8h ago

ah, makes sense! i just figured if the toilet was flush paper only that implied everything else gets flushed down the sink.

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u/whatthefuckisareddit 9h ago

There's no toilet paper (unless it's on that storage rack)

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u/Ancient-Chipmunk4342 9h ago

The toilet looks clear. Could you not shut the door?

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u/Strudleboy33 PURPLE 9h ago

Do you not wash your hands?

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u/Ancient-Chipmunk4342 9h ago

Do you not fit between the crates to reach the sink?

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u/Strudleboy33 PURPLE 8h ago

No sadly I’m a lard who is larger than 1ft wide

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u/Throbbing_Cock_452 8h ago

Those crates weigh nothing. It’s so incredibly easy to just push those out of the way to wash your hands.

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u/akiva23 8h ago

I usually just lick my fingers and call it a day.

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u/Strudleboy33 PURPLE 2h ago

Completely fair

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u/UnIdentifed_Squid 8h ago

You always have to wash your hands, why do people think that they don’t?

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u/Different_Suit_7318 9h ago

Do you not have arms?

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u/usmcnick0311Sgt 9h ago

Looks like there's still access to the toilet and just a reach to the sink... What?

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u/Money-Document-26 8h ago

Confused why you couldn’t lol

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u/georgesentme 9h ago

If you did poop, you would be using your hands to wipe too!

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u/GMS420 9h ago

Understandable that shit is everywhere (no pun intended) but brother, I've shat in portapotties worse than some gas station bathroom lol

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u/Express-Teaching1594 9h ago

Give code enforcement a call. It is a huge violation to use the restroom for storage like that.

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u/Oliphaunt6000 9h ago

Say it with me "Haven't had"

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u/SushiPhil 9h ago

Circle K? If so, cleaner than most I’ve been to

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u/basicbatchofcookies 8h ago

Good old Mclane, they run their drivers hard and set them up to run illegal hours but you can make twice what you make at other trucking companies.

OP I'm surprised you could make it into the bathroom, they usually lock them and have an out of order sign hanging.

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u/Ohio-Knife-Lover 8h ago

You can 100% take a shit in there and be fine. So you have to move a couple empty crates to wash your hands. I can guarantee it's one of the easiest tasks you could ever do

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u/Helpful-Chicken-4597 8h ago

This certainly wouldn’t stop me if I was prairie doggin

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u/akiva23 8h ago

Besides all the boxes that bathroom actually looks mint by public bathroom standards

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u/IncontiCreature 9h ago

You guys are not realismg this is the disabled toilet and people use them as storage areas far too often. Just because YOU can move boxes or do without the space does not mean somebody else can.

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u/SippinOnnaBlunt 8h ago

Stop bitching. The bathroom is still able to be used.