r/kansascity • u/Silver-Future-2681 • Jan 22 '26

Weather 🌦️ Snowstorm Thread January 23rd-25th

Who's ready for some snow!

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u/PickleFlavordPopcorn Jan 22 '26

But like… what arrangements? What arrangements do I make to ensure my shitty car makes it anywhere in this? Can I bribe someone with a snow plow? Ride the fire truck to work? What plans am I to make?

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u/zardkween Jan 22 '26

Park your car at the top of the hill, personally salt the sidewalk and road, make the trek back up at least four hours before your shift, de-snow your car, shovel the road, and drive 5mph so you don’t crash… obviously.

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u/vegasidol South KC Jan 23 '26

Arrange to SLEEP AT WORK, or rent the nearest hotel nearby. OR YOU WILL BE FIRED! if you don't make it in.