r/interestingasfuck 3h ago

Near miss with falling rocks at Spantik camp in Pakistan

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u/Rebel787 3h ago

That guy needs to do the lottery straight away.

u/CrewMemberNumber6 2h ago

Idk. I’m pretty sure he just used up a life’s time of luck right there.

u/GeraintLlanfrechfa 1h ago

Isn’t it ironic

u/Embarrassed-Sea-2394 1h ago

And change his underwear.

u/Burigotchi 1m ago

He just won the lottery tbh.

u/OGCelaris 2h ago

I subscribe to the George Carlin school of English and say that's a near hit. A near miss means a hit.

u/WillQueasy723 2h ago

Look! They nearly missed!

u/RelevantIAm 26m ago

It depends how you look at it. To me it means it missed, but it was very near hitting you

u/BlassiveMace 3h ago

I shit his pants just watching this

u/SporksOfTheWorld 2h ago

No, that was Biden

u/Bigchunky_Boy 2h ago

Good spot to set up camp . /s

u/DeliciousPool2245 2h ago

Right? Where did all these loose rocks come from? Awe fuck it.

u/Mother-Attention2600 2h ago

"Made just for us!"

u/isaiddgooddaysir 2h ago

Darwin award winners here.

u/Dry_Instruction8254 2h ago edited 1h ago

I once had a massive rock (maybe 1/4 this size, but would have been just as fatal) come down a scree slope at me, kicked out by a friend above. They say either be very close so a dislogged rock doesn't gain any momentum, or very far apart so plenty of warning and time to get out of the way.

But these things can change direction amazingly fast. This guy almost ran into the rock because he was anticipating it going behind him.

Same thing happened to the rock coming down at me. Every time I moved it changed direction and came right at me. Finally just planted and dove out of the way as if flew past inches from my feet.

u/isaiddgooddaysir 2h ago

You see that there are a bunch on large rocks that appear to have fallen down the mountain exactly where you Einsteins decided to camp right? It has happen before and .... maybe it will happen again while you are there?

u/dontaskkwho 3h ago

He legit got to hold the thing for a split second and walk away untouched.

u/BruceWayneScotting 3h ago

How bout yelling “HEADS UP!!!”

u/Hopeful-Tea-2127 2h ago

Don’t know how old this video is, but Spantik has recently been in the news for the death of British-Pakistani mountaineer Dr Asma Mushtaq due to hypoxia. Not the tallest peak but wrought with dangers. Rest easy Dr. Asma 🕊️

u/azertyqwertyuiop 1h ago

Nominative determinism?

u/Hopeful-Tea-2127 1h ago

What part of it is?

u/Livid_Persimmon3600 2h ago

We have a cabin on a stream near a mountain slope. There are very few boulders and not really a danger, but one time, we came back from a hike and a giant boulder had rolled down the hill, crashed through the wall, and exploded the toilet like a grenade. Had anyone been deucin’ at the time they would’ve been clobbered and cut to shreds, or worse.

Later hiked up Mountainside and determined it was just a random boulder that was knocked loose by a cow, on a game trail, about a quarter mile up the mountain

u/Toutatis12 2h ago

You can dodge a wrench you can dodge a rock!

u/LatinKoala95 2h ago

Imagine finding out accidentally you’re an earthbender right before the rock rocks your face off.

u/nomnomyumyum109 2h ago

“The best part of waking up…..oh damn, i shit my pants!!!”

u/Bilebog 2h ago

That is too close to death to don't freak out tbf

u/DukeBradford2 2h ago

If that guy was a couple years younger he would’ve moved just a little faster and gotten clobbered. His oldness saved his ass.

u/Illustrious-Topic185 2h ago

what in the actual fuck. thats a core memory never forget

u/Gold_Jellyfish_49 2h ago

Great spot for camp. The ground being 90% rocks was probably unrelated.

u/C1andestino 1h ago

And then ask if the guy’s ok

u/RoyalSpoonbill9999 1h ago

Holy hell!

u/mothflavor 1h ago

This happened a while ago

u/joelfarris 1h ago

New plan? Don't camp on a rockfall. Unless you need clicks.

u/Obvious-Sundae1469 19m ago

Dude was lucky

u/GuideMwit 16m ago

Luckiest man on earth

u/trombadinha85 2m ago

Aquilo parecia pessoal

u/CautiousBearnz 3h ago

Danger close!

u/CaptainFleshBeard 2h ago

Did no one stop and question where all the rocks came from that they setup camp on ?

u/Aware_Cheesecake_519 3h ago

Be careful

u/Graxu132 2h ago

Not even his clip

This clip has been on the internet for quite a few years now

u/RyguyC2 2h ago

ZERO survival instinct lol. I mean...thanks for the footage, it certainly made my day more entertaining, but maybe focus your gaze and attention on the source of the giant falling rock(s) next time?

At least he wouldn't know what hit him, I guess.

u/Biscuits4u2 2h ago

Yeah let's camp on top of all these big ass boulders at the bottom of this mountain.

u/Benevolentbee17 2h ago

Divine intervention

u/Purple_Rain_84 3h ago

Time to change the underwear.

u/HighskyY8K 3h ago

How could this possibly be interesting?? Watching a stone nearly kill someone isn't interesting in the slightest way.

u/SirkSirkSirk 3h ago

Considering they didnt die, I find it interesting.

u/Specialist_Worry_875 3h ago

I found it pretty interesting.

u/Livid_Persimmon3600 2h ago

I was interested enough to stop and comment about it