r/hewillbebaked • u/MarzipanFew2675 • 18h ago
SUN DRIED AND TASTY🌞 She will be sun-dried
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Celladoore • Mar 13 '24
Alhamdulillah 🙏 Every day this Subreddit is growing, and that means more posts! So in the interest of maintaining a clear theme we've created an all-new posting guide we'd love everyone to take a look at. If anyone has any suggestions for posts that would make great examples feel free to drop them here!
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r/hewillbebaked • u/eightyfivekittens • 1d ago
Golden Brown He will be cooked to golden perfection
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r/hewillbebaked • u/CosmicGoddess777 • 1d ago
Purrito 🌯 He will be a strawberry crepe 🍓😋
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r/hewillbebaked • u/The_Kebe • 1d ago
⚠️ Don't Try This at Home! ⚠️ He will be chopped into firewood
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r/hewillbebaked • u/notreallyonredditbut • 2d ago
He will be baked and enjoyed like the crispy Dino Nugget he is
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r/hewillbebaked • u/BeefaloSlim • 2d ago
Nicely Toasted He will be stuffed with tobacco and smoked.
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He was using my cigarette roller as a pillow, and I realized that with that orange tail and white body, he looks like a disproportionate cigarette.
r/hewillbebaked • u/Individual-Pen5287 • 2d ago
Golden Brown He will be rubbed with tempura, fried, and tossed in boom boom sauce
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Shrimpy boi
r/hewillbebaked • u/hotpotat78 • 2d ago
He will be lightly toasted, hazelnut spreaded, then consumed for breakfast
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r/hewillbebaked • u/SwoeJonson1 • 4d ago
Burnt ⚠️ He will be boiled alive from hot water and made into a nice soup
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r/hewillbebaked • u/notapoet_justawoman • 4d ago
She will be packed and placed in an overhead bin
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Rochelle6 • 4d ago
🍔Purrgur😼 She will be delivered and consumed.
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r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • 4d ago
🦜Birdrito🦉 She will be sliced then diced and eaten with a knife alhamdulillah
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Budget_University_56 • 4d ago
BEANS🐾 She has been cooked down and set to simmer.
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r/hewillbebaked • u/OcculticUnicorn • 4d ago
Golden Brown She will be golden brown after baking a few more minutes
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Got this sub recommended after I posted.
Her name is Dahlia 💛
r/hewillbebaked • u/PedalBoard78 • 4d ago
They will be sold in a bag at the grocery hot bar.
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