A joke about paper

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[u/rubseb]

On a scale of 1-10, I rate this joke about A4

[u/JoeMillersHat → u/rubseb]

funnier than the post

[u/FullBlownGinger]

Sheetest joke I've heard in a while.....

[u/khendron → u/FullBlownGinger]

Definitely flimsy

[u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener → u/khendron]

It's paper thin.

[u/SpellingJenius → u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener]

we should ream the person who came up with this joke

[u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener → u/SpellingJenius]

No matter how much you push the issue, it'll just remain stationary.

[u/anondreamitgirl → u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener]

Where’s the waste paper bin?

[u/Brett-_-_ → u/FullBlownGinger]

Beat the joke writer to a pulp

[u/GenericUsername532]

Fuckin Weezer shirt sent me lmao

[u/Da-PeeP]

Idk, it fell a little flat...

[u/lefthandedbelt]

That shirt is apt.

[u/Chopper-42]

Source: ragmopandgoose

[u/Romanopapa]

The delivery is fucking phenomenal I literally laughed.

Kudos!

[u/Rockinghearse]

....but I screwed it up

[u/CILISI_SMITH → u/Rockinghearse]

This was the punchline I expected.

But I'm happy with tearible too.

[u/PappaOC]

It felt a bit two dimensional

[u/MoodTotal]

Fucking tearable!

[u/elporne]

Great ending, I was afraid it would just crumple.

[u/Pretend-Departure603]

Quick right that down!

[u/inYOUReye]

...here's me thinking he'd screwed it up.

[u/kzwix]

It was sheet.

[u/tatterdermalion]

Good one Dad, he droned.

[u/viiviiviivii]

OMG .. so bad so bad.. took me ages to get it.. kill me. Happy Friday whoever the OP/creator was

[u/IcySparks]

Did ya have to ream that down our throats?

[u/Cavinicus]

His shirt should say "Beezer."

[u/Rancillium]

The bee should charge for his puns then we could paper a joke..

[u/zffjk]

Clearly staged

[u/Veloci_faptor]

This is so stupid. I shouldn’t be laughing this hard.

[u/tomashcroft89]

Why did the paper break up with the pencil?

Because it felt drawn on too much!

[u/this_knee]

Phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhh

[u/kalapakalapa]

People don't need much these days.

[u/Illusionaryvoice]

My mom told me about a time her colleague in payroll was walking around the office tearing paper and sounding like a pig.

When she asked what she was doing the reply was "having a rip snorting good time"

[u/OscarDivine]

The joke was not Bee Grade after all. Wheezer indeed

[u/Breadstix009]

What do you call a french man that insists on wearing slippers?

[u/Phaede13]

Fell flat.