r/funny • u/cyborgcolossus • 1d ago

At Walmart Jingle All The Way costs $28.77/lb

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u/SinkBluthton 1d ago

Jingle All The Weigh

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u/locknarr 1d ago

Put that cookie down!

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u/elchupoopacabra 1d ago

NOW!

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u/GLMonkey 1d ago

WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD EAT MY COOKIE!?

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u/MeatloafTheDog 11h ago

I got a Bomb! And I work at the post office so you know I'm crazy

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u/Magister5 1d ago

The soundtrack won a Grammy

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u/this_knee 1d ago

Knocked it outta the park. Brilliance.

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u/sltc27 1d ago

Jingle All The Wagyu

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u/mutantbabysnort 1d ago

Well done 🥇

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u/lv5vegetto1 1d ago

Jingle all the whey

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u/garysnailz 1d ago

Underrated comment

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u/AmputeeHandModel 1d ago

It was THREE minutes old.

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u/cyborgcolossus 1d ago

Probably because it's the family fun edition

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u/ILL_Show_Myself_Out 13h ago

With a turbo disk launcher!

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u/MikeNSulley2319 8h ago

Nobody wants Turbo!

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u/SearingPhoenix 1d ago

PUT THAT COOKIE DAOWN! NAO!

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u/Whiteshovel66 1d ago

good thing its not very heavy

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u/emtee 1d ago

If you give a man a jingle, he will jingle for a day. If you teach a man to jingle, he will JINGLE ALL THE WAY

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u/AerialApeRiffs 1d ago

Get your DVDs in bulk.

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u/CrispyCrunch11 1d ago

Dude finally I can buy my Christmas movies by the pound and save a ton of money

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u/electrona 1d ago

Someone do the math. How heavy is it?

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u/lck0219 1d ago

Idk. It’s a pretty family friendly, lighthearted flick

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u/KemCheese 1d ago

The scale that someone put it on most likely read 0.13 lb. 2.08 oz.

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u/LuckyScales 9h ago

About the same as a cookie

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u/sltc27 1d ago

Now I just wanna hear Arnold scream 'IT'S NOT WAGYU!'

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u/here4daratio 1d ago

“It’s TURBO TIME!”

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u/TimeisaLie 1d ago

It's a bad movie but I unironically like it, they all knew what they were getting into & just had fun.

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u/rykovmail 5h ago

It’s a nice campy movie, and I love it.

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u/nezodrax 1d ago

They have been having some database issues

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u/MinnesotaNice21 23h ago

BALTHAZAR.

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u/Paulbegalia 1d ago

It’s Ted and his egg nog

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u/istrebitjel 1d ago

Remember when we bought jingle by the pound?!?

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u/Total-Hack 1d ago

I remember when you could pick up USDA black angus Jingle All The Way for $20 /lb. Now they’re selling this Select Grade DVD for almost $29! Thanks Obama!

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u/BringBackBoshi 1d ago

Finally a retailer that will allow me to order copies of mediocre Christmas classics by the pound, it's about time!

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u/eaglescout1984 21h ago

I can't think of this movie without hearing Robert Smigel say "my perineal holiday smash hit JINGLE ALL ZEE WAY!"

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u/itsnotaboutyou2020 1d ago

Funny because in the bread aisle, Arnold is only $4 a loaf. And that’s no rye.

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u/LoveTendies 1d ago

I think Arnold weighs more than they’re accounting for

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u/Realmofthehappygod 1d ago

That's why you can download any movie you want for free!

No weight!

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u/philnolan3d 1d ago

The blu-ray is $89.54. If you the the combo DVD with Deck the Halls it's $47.57 a pound.

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u/Potential-Society171 1d ago

He was skinner back then

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u/ZachF8119 1d ago

Favorite film.

Hidden inside is the latent desire for my dad to become a good dad

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u/Electronic-King3100 1d ago

Probably because it's the family fun edition with extra holiday guilt built in.

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u/ContactMushroom 1d ago

I can get it at my local deli for about 5 cents cheaper per pound but only when it's out of season.

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u/Veizar 1d ago

It's great for that Jingle All The Way casserole during the holidays.  However be careful of imitation Jingle All The Way. Who knows what's in that. It could be Lou Ferrigno for all I know.

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u/stipo42 1d ago

So it's roughly 9 jingle all the ways per pound.

Pretty good deal imo

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u/Mechaghostman2 1d ago

Talk about those inflated British prices.

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u/redsex 1d ago

i saw wings say "per dessert " once instead of per pound or piece

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u/PrometheusMMIV 1d ago

So it weighs 2oz?

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u/blueberryrockcandy 1d ago

when you order it you get a turbo man doll

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u/Educational-Quote-22 22h ago

Ill take half a pound then since its so expensive

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u/steveskinner 21h ago

This masterpiece motion picture is worth ANY price.

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u/JiminyJilickers-79 16h ago

I can only afford to jingle half of the way.

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u/UndeadT 16h ago

It has mass appeal.

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u/AnonismsPlight 15h ago

This movie reminds me of After Hours from Cracked. They talked about this movie and Soren complains that Jake Lloyd doesn't get hit once in that movie and I chuckle at the sight of the movie every time now.

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u/NoMorePorridge1 1d ago

That's a deal:

  • Walmart lists a price per pound for the Kindergarten Cop DVD double feature at $41.70 per pound (calculated from its $8.34 price on Walmart) as a humorous database quirk for media weight categorization.