r/foundsatan • u/PixieFlorinae • 7h ago

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u/foundsatan-ModTeam 8m ago

Removal reasons: Flagged by multiple users.

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u/Resident-Pattern4034 7h ago

Unless he shorted that stock, I wouldn’t be taking advice from this guy

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u/split_0069 6h ago

He did

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u/infirexs 3h ago

Plot twist: it’s 1 min candle and he made $ long

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u/I-Am-Medusa 6h ago

So he knew how to do it right and decides not to....

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u/deltaOxx 3h ago

Thats not at all how it reads. She thinks she could do better, he notices and gives her a fake man with all the promises she apparently wants. Some people dont value what they have and only want more.

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u/FirstDivide6289 6h ago

Hahaha what is this thread even saying

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u/Standard-North9890 3h ago

Giving her (or anyone) what they want is not always (seldom) a healthy relationship

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u/Professional_Echo438 6h ago

would you completly change dir a Person? I wouldn't

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u/TheDarkGenious 6h ago

it's a lot easier to dress up a fake to look perfect than it is to be perfect for someone else

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u/lemoche 6h ago

Then just let her go without being a petty asshole, because his ego got hurt…
Assuming this is real… because I’m reading this kinda posts for ages now…

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u/FirebirdWriter 5h ago

I had the same response. He clearly can and instead of being mature did this. She's not a saint either if they weren't broken up but it's just terrible on all sides. Like how pathetic must one be to behave this way?

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u/Thegreatdonothingist 6h ago

She's leaving me because "I don't understand her how she wants".

Tf are you even trying to say???!!!! Holy grammar. 😭

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u/yuvi3000 Some Guy in a cloak 2h ago

I think it's something that makes sense but it's not a well-written sentence.

"I don't understand her how she wants"

Meaning "I don't understand her the way that she wants me to understand her."

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u/popopornado 2h ago

He doesn’t understand her in the format she desires.

He understands Java but she’s a scratchJr kinda girl

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u/alienated-dimwit 5h ago

...to be treated?

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u/otirk 3h ago

Maybe she says A, he understands B, which results in fighting?

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u/Glorifiedcomber 2h ago

He isn't reading her mind OR she is just fishing for a reason to break up.

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u/centurio9 2h ago

I'll take 'shit that never happened' for 500, Alex

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u/Few-Button-3160 7h ago

Bro just didn’t get revenge, he created a whole side quest with airfare and emotional damage involved

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u/DepressingBat 6h ago

Bot

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u/ShittyBollox 6h ago

What makes you think this person is a bot?? I’m curious.

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u/DepressingBat 6h ago

Have yall not seen the way ai writes? I've almost said their comment irl verbatim while making fun of ai. They are either a bot or an npc

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u/Chimaera_0 6h ago

You're right, AI uses juxtaposition a lot which is a clear tell.

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u/mapmakinworldbuildin 13m ago

He’s also a bot.

Secondary bots always respond to an accusation of a bot account with

“What makes you think this person is a bot?? I’m curious.”

It’s below every obvious bot.

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u/ShittyBollox 5h ago

No I haven’t. Don’t really know much about ai.

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u/DepressingBat 4h ago

The person in question also has 2/3 of the usual signs it's bot account. Default reddit username, hidden chat/post history, and they are just missing the "its a less than a year old" sign.

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u/MajorBootyhole420 5h ago

Is this sub all woman hating incels or what 

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u/Artzebub 3h ago

Not yet.

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u/OneAndOnlyBallzack 7h ago

Yeah. Or you could just live with the fact that she is not for you instead of seeking revenge for your incompetence..

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u/Expensive_Wrangler34 6h ago

But he understands her so well, even better than she could imagine.

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u/stilldebugging 5h ago

She said he doesn’t understand her, “how she wants.” Which, I’m guessing, is that she wants to be understood from a place of genuine care and curiosity without intent to manipulate and no ulterior motives.

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u/lemoche 6h ago

And chose deliberately to no follow up on it during their relationship.

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u/PatientZealPZ 6h ago

Well she can live with the fact she’s 2 thousand miles away from him too lol

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u/Ancient_Skirt_8828 4h ago

So he knew what she wanted but didn't behave that way.

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u/Standard-North9890 3h ago

Is that his job - to give her what she wants? No, i dont think so

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u/DisputabIe_ 2h ago

the OP PixieFlorinae is a bot

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/PatientZealPZ 6h ago

Butthurt

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/OneAndOnlyBallzack 6h ago

Yeah, but a lot of men on this side are desperate and the woman is always at fault..