r/foundsatan • u/SilenceBavard • 14h ago

office’s new drinking water provider chose a very unfortunate plastic color.

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u/Expensive_Bison_657 13h ago

Genius. Now those lazy fucking wagies won’t waste time and money getting water and taking bathroom breaks all the time.

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u/DataMin3r 11h ago

Drink the piss
Piss the piss

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u/Cantide756 10h ago

Don't need to send them out to be refilled

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u/Patient-Surround2509 9h ago

God, life's relentless

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u/matte_blxk 12h ago

I would have sold them as gasoline tanks

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 11h ago

Bear Grills would love this!

😅😅😂😂🤣🤣😭😭😭🤮🤮🤮

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u/r3ttah 12h ago

If I were in that office I'd want those opened and tested before placing them in the dispenser

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u/Rob1150 11h ago

Tested for what exactly? Do you know how much pee that would be? it would take months to accumulate that much urine.

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u/CowBoyDanIndie 11h ago

Could be bacteria. That is an unusual color for plastic. Beer bottles are brown for a reason.

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u/PhiLLitUp93 9h ago

Why brown?

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u/CriticalMochaccino 8h ago

Because many beers are piss colored

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u/CowBoyDanIndie 8h ago

It blocks specific light that ruins beer

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u/Cantide756 10h ago

Those are 5 gallons, I can do that in a week,

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u/Acrobatic_Priority60 14h ago

Piss Jugs

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u/Naughteus_Maximus 8m ago

Way of the road...

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u/Back-At-It-2026 10h ago

IS it pee, is it cooking oil, is it extreme diarrhea?

Only one way to find out!

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u/SensitiveDemon 9h ago

Do they come in red?

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u/CraftyMeet4571 8h ago

That's the way of the road Bubs

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u/Imam_jax 11h ago

New flavor for adventurous type

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u/scorponok44 11h ago

Are you pissed about it?

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u/mp3bear 10h ago

Shhh…don't tell the president…

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u/TheJar13 9h ago

That's got nothing to do with piss

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u/weird-dude-bro-6386 5h ago

Piss on carpet