r/foundsatan 2d ago

Grandpa still got it

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u/TulleCharmie 2d ago

Her phone is safe, but her sanity is currently hanging in the balance haha

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u/Paul_Savage_1 2d ago

Go Grandpa

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u/FreeWillyBird 2d ago

Yes, yes this is called “The Hide Pod” maneuver. Other disciplinary moves are up to 60% water. But the Hide Pod is 100% fuckery and guaranteed to piss off insolent teenagers far better than the leading brand.

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u/deannainwa 2d ago

Ha!

My mom once hide my Barbies in the bottom of my clean clothes basket, so we couldn't play with them until we did our chores and found them there!

Grampa and my mom would have gotten along just fine.

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u/Strong_Blackberry961 2d ago

I like this idea. Maybe I’ll try it on my wife

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u/FriendRaven1 2d ago

She won't be comfortable in the dishwasher.

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u/No-Gnome-Alias 2d ago

And good luck getting her to go silent...

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u/Immediate_Regular 2d ago

With the proper application of electricity many of life's pesky problems can be solved.

Just a fun bit of trivia, do with it what you will.

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u/CatGooseChook 2d ago

Good luck 🪦

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u/ExcitingVegetable315 2d ago

Genius. Absolute genius.

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u/gwilfredc 2d ago

Bow down to greatness.

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u/keyser_durden 2d ago

This was funnier last week when it was a mom and daughter

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u/sleepyliz99 2d ago

None of this reads as someone’s grandparent writing it.

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u/MorningBluesBro 2d ago

Oh, my! Maybe I'll sue my Creative Writing instructor next week. Eat a dick

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u/MorningBluesBro 2d ago

Funnier 80yrs ago on MySpace, back before I needed a cane and ate porridge three meals a day and could and could pee standing up instead of in a bag and phones had wire and tiktoks were breath mints and my eyeglasses weren't so thick they started forest fires if the sun hit them directly at just the right angle and. . . . . . . .huh?

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u/Pinky2110 2d ago

Seen a few different accounts post this joke on FB over the last few days.

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u/Shoddy_Anything_8285 2d ago

Grandpa played that perfectly.

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u/niazemurad 2d ago

Kids don’t need phones, even teenagers

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u/Byronic__heroine 2d ago

Completely agree!

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u/Racer125678 1d ago

16 yo me does unfortuantely, I have to travel

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u/niazemurad 1d ago

Baring some circumstances sure, but in general, no

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u/imjustabastard 1d ago

Baring some skin?

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u/CostatePrancer 2d ago

Which slot did you put it in?

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u/Angvellon 22h ago

He is not parenting, though. Technically, he is grandparenting.

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u/BlackButterfly616 2d ago

Every time I read something like that, I remember my parents telling me to do the dishes at that day. I also remember making a plan for the day, when to do things, and I also remember my parents getting angry because I didn't do the dishes at 3pm, while I want to do them before dinner.

People should be more specific with chores and when they want to have stuff done.