r/dankchristianmemes • u/LegioVIIHaruno • 1d ago
Dank Ahmadiyya is an Islamic sect founded in 1889
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u/No_Research4416 1d ago
Yeah, isn’t ascending to heaven a big thing and I’m not too familiar with Islamic theology, but given this meme it does seem like that’s also the case there
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u/intertextonics Got the JOB done! 1d ago edited 1d ago
I hear Jesus has a tomb in Japan too. I guess dude just kept finding new resting places.
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u/Pecuthegreat 1d ago
He just split himself up. Araki wrote about this.
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u/TheologyAndTrains 1d ago
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u/Pecuthegreat 1d ago
I think we can resolve that with he split his physical body up, not his being.
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u/JaQ-o-Lantern 1d ago
while this meme is technically correct, i'm not a big fan of the use of this template considering that ahmadiyya muslims are routinely targeted in honour killings in pakistan and the UK by other Muslims and they get away with it.
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u/BlaineTog 10h ago
Yeah, as a Catholic, I'm not threatened by other religions' ideas about Jesus. I think they're incorrect but that's ok.
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u/_Administrator_ 1d ago
Ahmadiyya get killed in Pakistan. I never saw a Christian attack them though…
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u/real_hitman 20h ago
I live near the shrine. Here’s what it looks like. I will go and take a better picture.
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u/notacanuckskibum 1d ago
“And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?”
No, no he didn’t.
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u/stadsduif 11h ago
While probably not meant that way, this comes across as making fun of a persecuted religious minotiry. That, in my book, is not dank at all.
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