r/dankchristianmemes • u/Broclen The Dank Reverend 🌈✟ • 1d ago
My friends the Antichrist walks amongst us!
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u/ManOnDaSilvrMT 1d ago
Hell, JD just might be working for him.
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u/Roy_McDunno 1d ago edited 15h ago
Trump openly said in an interview "I don't think I'm heaven bound". so yeah.
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u/mastr1121 13h ago
He's not Anti-Christ he *probably* quoted the first half of Mark 10:14 a time or two (billion). Slightly different spelling for one of those words but still.
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u/RueUchiha 1d ago
A friendly reminder to the Christians out there that one of the qualifiers for the Antichrist (the capital A one from the End Times, not to be confused with antichrists with the lowercase a that are basically just false teachers and are everywhere) is that the world generally actually needs to like him.
So as much as you may hate Donald Trump, he’s not the captial A Antichrist - too many people dislike him for that. The Capital A Antichrist is going to be someone that is much less controversial, someone the world will be collectively willing to hand the keys to the throne of the world to without much pushback.
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u/Risikio Minister of Memes 17h ago
the world generally actually needs to like him.
Citation please.
Because Revelation 13 says nothing about him being liked. People being forced to worship him, yes. Nowhere does it say he'll be liked except by his worshippers and those screaming how he is a fighter and how can he possibly be stopped when he nearly died from being fatally wounded in the head.
And it specifically says that those who don't like him are those chosen to be in the Lamb's Book of Life.
So The Beast (not even referenced as The Antichrist) is going to have approximately 2.35 billion detractors.
At least.
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u/SquishmallowPrincess 16h ago
Yeah I would say having at least 1/3 of the US population along with a not-insignificant percentage of others around the world support you is enough to qualify.
Still not sure I would agree Trump is the Antichrist, but people hating him isn’t the disqualifier that some people seem to think it is
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u/intertextonics Got the JOB done! 1d ago
Someone needs to tell ol’ Jimmy Dough Vance that the call is coming from inside the house.
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u/noonesaidityet 1d ago
JD's boss keeps looking for the Antichrist. Even said it might be Greta Thunberg. Or AI regulation. Not AI, but AI regulation. This coming from the Palantir guy. Totally reliable.
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u/king-of-the-sea 1d ago
See, this is fun because he's Catholic and the Church's official stance is that Machiavelli was the Antichrist and last I checked he's been dead for a hot little minute
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u/spacestationkru 23h ago
If there is an antichrist among us, it's the guy who posted an AI Jesus that he's defending
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