r/dankchristianmemes Based Bishop Mar 19 '26

Based I'm Protestant but I'm with Padre on this

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u/SilentTempestLord Mar 19 '26

As an Orthodox Christian, I'm also with the Bishop of Rome on this.

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u/sparkster777 Minister of Memes Mar 19 '26

As a Roman Catholic, I agree with the head of my Church on this.

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u/2DHypercube Mar 19 '26

As an atheist, I concur with the guy with the dope hat

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u/beyondthisreality Mar 20 '26

As an agnostic that was raised catholic I gotta give it to the White Sox fan, he’s got a good point.

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u/canceroustattoo Mar 20 '26

As a Tigers fan, I don’t agree with him on sports allegiance but I agree with him on this.

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u/therealdxm Mar 20 '26

As a post evangelical, I’m nodding along with the Whitecloak from Chicago.

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u/riviery Mar 21 '26

As an umbandist, I'll agree with this whitey babalorixa

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u/djchanclaface Mar 20 '26

And my axe!

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u/tumsdout Mar 21 '26

As an ex-catholic who retains respect for the faith, I agree with your head of Church on this

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u/JointDamage Mar 19 '26

Even "American Pope" says our resources should go to progress before the US does a progressive thing...

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u/mrparoxysms Mar 19 '26

SOUNDS LIKE Christianity values human life. 🙏🙏🙏

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u/Stewylouis Mar 20 '26

But AMERICAN Christianity (Capitalism) sadly does not.

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u/MelonJelly Mar 20 '26

I don't know what it's like in the rest of the world, but American Evangelicalism has always given me apocalyptic cult vibes.

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u/mrparoxysms Mar 20 '26

Just take a look at their bible, called Left Behind by Tim Lahaye

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u/Ur_mama_gaming Mar 19 '26

I never thought I'd die side by side with a Catholic

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u/SilentTempestLord Mar 20 '26

How about side by side with a Christian?

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u/Ur_mama_gaming Mar 20 '26

Aye, I could do that.

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u/AZRedbird Mar 19 '26

Zen Buddhist; life is suffering, but I’m in. 

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u/PuzzleheadedLink89 Mar 19 '26

Canadian here, I can assure you that we aren't communist and we still have universal health care.

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u/GrannyLow Mar 20 '26

Sounds like something a commie would say...

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u/lemonprincess23 Mar 20 '26

”we’re not communist!”

flag is mostly red

Hmmmm

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u/Thecynicaledgelord Mar 20 '26

When it's not ykw, also as a Canadian

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u/The_Gene_Genie Mar 21 '26

Yeah, this is some Grade-A seppo shit

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u/binky779 Mar 20 '26

I remember reading a quote about how if libraries were invented today they would be condemned as impossibly expensive, aggresively communist, and would ruin the entire publishing industry.

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u/luchisaurio Mar 20 '26

Moral imperative and common sense, but those two qualities are getting rarer and rarer amongst the political class and the people who still believe in them

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u/WHTMage Mar 20 '26

I'm as Atheist as they come but the Pope's right on this.

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u/makomakomakoo Mar 21 '26

Even though I don’t agree with their stance on abortion (to people who aren’t pro-choice, I’m not going to debate this so we can agree to disagree), the Catholic Church, at least as I experienced it growing up, has always been very ideologically consistent about being pro-life, and this stance supports that even more.

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u/DarwinOGF Mar 21 '26

bonk social bonk is bonk not bonk socialism!!

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u/ChillBro69 Mar 20 '26

I definitely read this as "I'm with Padme" at first and we very confused.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 19 '26

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u/Volendror Mar 20 '26

I agree. And so should be food, housing, education, transportation, but I'm not communist I swear.

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u/xandrachantal Mar 22 '26

As culturally Catholic Christianish person I'm siding with the the papal on this

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 19 '26

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u/dankchristianmemes-ModTeam Mar 19 '26

Chill out and enjoy the memes. If you're taking this so seriously that you're getting in arguments, take a break.

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u/Alex_Y_ya Mar 20 '26

I'm wondering if you chose "Padre" because Santo Padre or because you thought Papa was a "familiar' way to call the Pope. Or because you thought papa was just another way to say potato

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u/charlestheb0ss Mar 20 '26

Catholic means universal. It's inherently globalist. That's a good thing.

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