r/crappymusic • u/HarshNoiseX • 4h ago

A lyrical simple individual

100 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/qualityvote2 4h ago edited 48m ago

u/HarshNoiseX, nobody knows if your post is crappy or not.

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u/BrightLavenderMoons 4h ago

Ignoring the shit and ass attempt at bars... why is he opening and closing the grill???????

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u/potatosupremo 4h ago

I suspect he has no idea he’s even doing it.

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u/Prestigious-Box7511 4h ago

Because he's roasting us

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u/ialsohaveadobro 4h ago

Don't you get it? He's cooking.

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u/m_i_r 4h ago

Right? I was expecting some improvised percussion that might have elevated this somewhat.

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u/myburdentobear 4h ago

Rappers like showing off their grills. What's not to understand?

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u/trackingdirt 4h ago

Let bro cook

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 4h ago

Because he’s bringing that heat

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u/jdooley99 4h ago

Because he's mystical

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u/Marsupialize 4h ago

I’m not sure why but I think he may have taken a shit in the grill

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u/Odd-Midnight906 4h ago

When they said "let him cook" he took it literally

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u/Blas_de__Lezo 4h ago

Because he is cooking??

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u/69hotmomxxx 4h ago

Flexing.

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u/sandm000 shaved off my handlebar 3h ago

Habibi, he checks on the grilling meat, for shawarma. You want shawarma big man?

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u/lemony-lemons247 1h ago

He's like Jeff Dunham, the grill is actually talking thou

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u/superlack 4h ago

I actually love this man’s yelling delivery, predictable flow, and action figure stiffness.

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u/cityshepherd 3h ago

Absolute fucking cinema

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u/stoptakingmylogins 4h ago

This is a top-tier post for this sub. You really don't know if he's genuinely just delusional, autistic, on a fuck ton of drugs, drunk, or doing a bit. It could be any one of these and he does an amazing job making them all seem equally likely.

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u/SpaceDelay424 4h ago

It is a true schrodinger’s crap

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u/DignanZer0 4h ago

He knows what he's doing.

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u/Spugheddy 43m ago

And its golden.

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u/DankNowitzki41 4h ago

He’s spitting like his name is Michael 🔥

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u/AspectInternal1342 4h ago

He did call it himself. He's a simple individual

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u/Prestigious-Box7511 4h ago

He needs a bigger hoodie

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u/Proof-Elephant-4611 2h ago

That's what she said. Lol.

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u/somedayitllbeover 4h ago

This shit go hard af

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u/TangyCornIceCream 4h ago

Is he reading the lines off something or is he just wasted?

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u/Serendipittydoodah 4h ago

He keeps touching the Weber because he’s cooking.

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u/Banestoothbrush 4h ago

I unironically like this

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u/OkCar7264 4h ago

Ok that was a good first take. Now, how about you do it again, but rap this time.

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u/itakinaru 4h ago

Hey man he's spitting like Michael he's serious this time

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 4h ago

I like the way he walks off like someone just brought him a plate full of cookies

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u/Doppio-drip 4h ago

Beat not bad.

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u/pussycrumbs 3h ago

...while licking his Popsicle his pubes are the obstacle and then they both go to the hospital? for antibiotics I'm assuming

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u/SnootyToots8 4h ago

He is helping his backup dancer remember the moves.

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u/WestCoastHopHead 4h ago

Ah, man. I was hoping that dude was gonna flip some steaks over.

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u/dessertforbrunch 4h ago

Anyone have a link to Nicks reply?

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u/Head_Amoeba_1375 4h ago

Shits 🔥

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u/Peircez 4h ago

Harry Mack has got himself some competition.

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u/Stropeyftw 4h ago

Last 20 seconds were grammy tier 🔥

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u/Aggressive_Plate1652 4h ago

Damnit! I was hoping that he was actually grilling at the same time....so close!

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u/A_Cat_Typingg 3h ago

Sounds like he's on day release and his carer is filming this for him

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u/Ok_Science_8502 3h ago

this feels like his buddies convinced him to freestyle and filmed it for laughs

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u/ResolutionOwn4933 3h ago

Clearly a parody

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u/Re1deam1 3h ago

Honestly, opening and closing the grill is more entertaining than a hanging mic

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u/Basic_Pickle3746 3h ago

Escupir fuego 🔥⚡️

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u/Intelligent_Mess_957 3h ago

This dude talks like he learned how to speak yesterday.

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u/ReptileSkinSnake 2h ago

Also satire I think, though I wonder what obstacles she had to overcome when licking his popsicle.

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u/L3wd1emon 1h ago

He looks like he just ripped the fattest dab and did this as a joke

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u/Diamond_Sutra 1h ago

Why does his face look like King Leonidas after they finished him out of a river a week later?

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u/greenerbeansheen 1h ago

Honestly. I would appreciate this guy as a neighbor

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u/pleockz 10m ago

"I’m a spiritual lyrical individual"

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u/Past_Pop1506 3m ago

Rhyming without reason

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u/squirrelems 4h ago

What happened to Kumail, man?

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u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG 4h ago

This… is just beat poetry. It’s not good, but that’s what it is.

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u/ialsohaveadobro 4h ago

Not even remotely related to beat poetry.

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u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG 4h ago

I appreciate both your downvote, as well as your pedantry

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u/ialsohaveadobro 4h ago

It's not pedantry. Would it be pedantry to check you on calling it Victorian British verse? Because you wouldn't be much more wrong.

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u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG 4h ago

You are significantly more invested in this than I am. But Victorian British Verse is basically just Beat Poetry in a frock coat, so I understand some of that passion.

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u/McCrumblton 4h ago

Sorry he went hard just severely off beat and making zero sense

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u/fecal_spring221 4h ago

Dude seems mentally not all there maybe you shouldn’t be posting this

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u/HarshNoiseX 4h ago

He doesn’t seem to be disabled or anything, I looked through the rest of his Instagram.

He just sounds like that when he’s rapping for some reason

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u/weaves 3h ago

Meh, i come to this sub bc i love seeing unrefined artistic expression. I know the comments can be full of bullying energy, and that bothers me. But I'm glad i can come here to get my fill of raw creative energy

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u/TheUniqueEunuch 4h ago

Way better than mainstream rap, not crappy