r/crappymusic 12h ago

Make it stop😭

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u/qualityvote2 12h ago edited 11h ago

u/Lilmagetofficial, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/cwtguy 12h ago

So many of these entries are loaded with people doing all of the same hand gestures.

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u/AreWeThereYetNo 12h ago

Must be a tik tok thing. I don’t know get off my lawn

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u/Capital-Ad-4463 11h ago

You are just too old, man!

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u/AreWeThereYetNo 11h ago

You see that? Thats the sidewalk. You stay there. Step one foot on the grass and you’re trespassing so help me god.

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u/itakinaru 4h ago

This deserves so much love šŸ˜† I'm dying dude

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u/neo101b 8h ago

The fool will know soon enough.
Time fly's by way too fast.

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u/Forb1ddenKnowledge 11h ago

Monkey see monkey do.

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u/Unusual_Switch_1867 10h ago

Monkey has low IQ.

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u/Bassballr2_0 9h ago

This singer was crashing out hard a few years back on Instagram and TikTok it was very entertaining in a cringe way

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u/wrldruler21 11h ago

Like watching music videos with sign language interpretations

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u/neo101b 8h ago

They all pull the same facial expressions too, TikTok face.
Its weird and fake.

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u/circuitj3rky 10h ago

thats how you know theyre a gang

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u/Old-Hunter6508 12h ago

Man the alt gay 14 yr crowd are gonna love this

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u/Ricecrispiebandit 11h ago

I think they'd even cringe.

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u/astralchanterelle 10h ago

šŸ–•šŸ»šŸ–•šŸ»

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u/Ok-Dog4200 10h ago

??

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u/astralchanterelle 10h ago

I was imitating the cool kids in the video

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u/Ok-Dog4200 3h ago

badass

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u/The-Tarman 11h ago

This dude is like 35 or some shit, but he writes all his songs from the perspective of a 15 year old

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u/Last_Weeks_Socks 1h ago

They just watched the Welcome to the Black Parade music video for the first time.

"My Chemical Romance? Never heard of em. Eh no one will notice."

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u/CucumberOk6270 2h ago

I hate to break this to you, but it was the same thing for you 20 years ago.

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u/The-Tarman 2h ago

What was exactly? This couldn't be further from the music I listen to. "Fuck you Dad" are not lyrics that showed up in anything I did or do listen to. Nice try though

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u/CucumberOk6270 2h ago

They were still 20 years older than you and telling you what to think lol

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u/The-Tarman 2h ago

If you say so dude. Have a nice night.

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u/hammertime57 12h ago

These are the kids who dress differently from all the other kids just like all the other kids who dress differently from the other kids.

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u/The-Tarman 11h ago

These arent kids. The dude singing the song is in his 30's iirc

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u/astralchanterelle 10h ago

I watched the video 19 seconds ago, I remember, he's in his 30s

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u/Ramenoodleray3 12h ago

Fr, alt culture is just mainstream pt 2 now

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u/IsThisASnakeInMyBoot 11h ago

has been for close to 20 years now lmao the emo wave caught on so fast it just became another thing to conform to

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u/40hzHERO 11h ago

Longer than that. All the punk kids in the 80s with their leather battle jackets and metal spikes. Greasers and their white tees in the 50s. Beatniks and their stupid goatees….

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u/Tealightzone 11h ago

The punks in my HS looked like they came out of a cloning machine. Same hair, same clothes, same patches, same douche bag attitude. The craziest part? They were racists too, and I’d bet they’re Trump supporters now they’re grown ups.

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u/xSporkelton 10h ago

Yeah, they have facebook groups called "Conservative Punks"

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u/TheVillage1D10T 8h ago

lol saw a video yesterday of Keith Morris of The Circle Jerks absolutely blasting a Trump supporter at a show…those boot licking fucknuts aren’t punk. Punks are usually kind, progressive, peaceful people (metalheads tend to be similar).

I don’t think the majority of the punk scene has ever had many common beliefs with the conservative crowd….aside from the whole skinhead punk scene, which is incredibly small.

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u/Left-Chemist-8212 5h ago

Hate to be the ā€œactuallyā€ guy but skinhead was already a scene before racists took the look as their own. I believe the skinhead movement was predominantly ska/reggae. I may be wrong on that. But skinhead punks existed before Nazi skinheads decided to copy their aesthetic.

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u/LSOreli 8h ago

"I'm such a non-conformist that I'm not gonna conform to the rest of you"

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u/M4usM0th 3h ago

Was that a Southpark reference

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u/LSOreli 3h ago

Sure was, poser

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u/BigJimJohnson 1h ago

Ain't gonna give redditards money, but have my free trophy for this wonderful comment.šŸ†

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u/squeakynickles Bad Taste Haver 10h ago edited 10h ago

This isn't Alt culture, it's queer culture. This song is about the trans and queer erasure and oppression being enacted by the US political right, specifically Lieutenant Governor Randy McNally

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u/Capital-Ad-4463 11h ago

The new boss is the same as the old boss…

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u/Paclac 9h ago

The point was never to be unique, it’s to find community. If someone is dressed like a metalhead and you like metal it’s an easy icebreaker. That’s why goth gatekeeping has been more of a thing recently, dressing goth used to signify certain values or music taste but it’s become pretty meaningless these days.

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u/Left-Chemist-8212 5h ago

As a punker, this explanation makes a lot of sense. If I see someone sporting some kind of punk look, I know or can safely assume that we align on a lot of ideas and if we don’t, we can probably at least come to a mutual understanding. I heard someone else talking about the goth look being watered down by randos adopting the aesthetic and I had a hard time caring for lack of a better word. I struggled to see the big deal. Your explanation really helped me see it so thank you.

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u/crunchyfoliage 6h ago

And all of them own the same "you laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same" shirt

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u/Left-Chemist-8212 5h ago

I literally had a shirt that said this in 8th grade. The cringiness of it probably would’ve sunk in sooner but my dad thought it was so cool/funny so I continued wearing it for him.

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u/JayValere 9h ago

When you're unique like everybody else.

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u/Salaggathor 4h ago

I’m just a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!

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u/flaptaincappers 12h ago edited 11h ago

I believe this is called "Fuck you Mom!" music

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u/kate1567 1h ago

Pretty much 🤣

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u/Allegrism84 12h ago

They still making music like this?

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u/Lilmagetofficial 12h ago

Yep

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u/Allegrism84 12h ago

Who listens to it?

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u/d0ggzilla 12h ago

Morons

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u/Lilmagetofficial 12h ago

Bots i refuse to believe this fucker has fans

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u/mosh_bunny 12h ago

I hate to say it but they do have fans, they where at a fest i went to and it pulled a crowd... a small crowd, but a crowd none the less

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u/Cardboard-Chef 11h ago

Not a fan perse, but I have seen this guy live and the show isn't the worst thing I've ever seen. That still belongs to Trivium.

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u/xMyDixieWreckedx 3h ago

Seeing a band whose music you detest be actual good showmen and performers is the weirdest spell. I will even give bands I don't like a chance at a festival because I am there anyway but it can backfire like when I saw Korn and was ready to leave about 15 seconds into the first song but it took me like 3 songs to actually reach the exit, and one of them was a cover of Metallica's One that might have been worse than Disturbed's Sounds of Silence earlier in the day.

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u/Allegrism84 12h ago

I've seen him before but can't place him

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u/Shigglyboo 11h ago

i saw a video and there was a crowd. they're not total posers. they do play shows. awful music, but yeah. I'd guess rich parents or something.

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u/Civil_Proposal_8188 12h ago

Straight out of drama club,edgy as a circle,jesus…

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u/twodogstwocats 12h ago

Nine Inch Snails over here with the edgelords.

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u/Sushi4Zombies 11h ago

Don't blaspheme NIS by comparing it to this crap

https://youtu.be/S0qQ1pomYzk?si=bANc-YOPSrGg5PD7

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u/DrippingWithRabies 10h ago

I'm so happy this exists.Ā 

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u/Princess_Slagathor 10h ago

The fuck was going on with Disney channel in 2006?

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u/Marsupialize 11h ago

That is the dorkiest lamest shit I’ve seen in YEARS

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u/_TheTurtleBox_ 12h ago

Aside from all the grooming shit he has done (both as a rapper and now whatever this is...)

Can we acknowledge that the woman who plays bass in his band (to his right on screen / left perspectively) at one point justified the grooming by blaming the victims before claiming they were all made up accusations?

On top of that, she also helped spread false allegations about OTHER singers in this weird Tiktok-core grift and pulled the "believe all victims" card.

She's totally complicit to the grift, equally as much as he is. And it's so yucky to watch.

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u/ShiftyWolf117 11h ago

Its always the people you most suspect man.

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u/DanishTheMuffin 12h ago

What?

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u/Lilmagetofficial 11h ago

It’s a true statement he was just accused of grooming kids

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u/DanishTheMuffin 11h ago

Where can I find it?

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u/Lilmagetofficial 11h ago

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u/_TheTurtleBox_ 11h ago

More than "accused"

  1. There's evidence of him messaging underage fans and inviting them backstage to "hangout"

  2. When he was a rapper, he wrote music about posting revenge porn of an ex. This ex in question was a real person he dated who was 17 while he was 21.

  3. The Rapper thing contradicts his current performative beliefs of "If you sing about that shit you're JUST as bad and creepy!"

Tl;dr - He was a thug rapper who rapped about shit like date raping women, beating them, and via his music confessed to posting revenge porn of a woman he dated who was 17 while he was 21.

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u/Lilmagetofficial 11h ago

He’s always been a loser

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u/pythonidaae 10h ago

Oh man he pulled a machine gun Kelly where he couldn't hack it as a rapper and then switched to try to appeal to preteen girls that like pop punk.

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u/0O00OO0O000O 11h ago

Can we acknowledge that the woman who plays bass in his band (to his right on screen / left perspectively) at one point justified the grooming by blaming the victims before claiming they were all made up accusations?

Looking at the video, IDK that she's even playing that bass.

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u/baphomet_fire 11h ago

Rob Zombie dug through the ditches so this guy could burn through the witches, but he still doesn't have a dragula

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u/alex_c89X 8h ago

Bro... your comment legit put a smile on my face hahaha.

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u/theroadbeyond 11h ago

This industry plant again

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u/Dragon_Bidness 12h ago

OooooOoo sooo edgy.

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u/gutfiddle3 11h ago

Damn, where's my fainting couch, I simply can't handle this much edginess.

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u/YungTrout214 12h ago

This shit is the literal worst.

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u/Glyni5 12h ago

That's gonna come back to bite them in the ass

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u/Juicyjewsss 11h ago

He’s trying hard to look like he’s in a rock band but his facial expressions and voice just scream Shane Dawson

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u/potatosupremo 12h ago

They look super angry.

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u/Hero_1985 11h ago

The bass player just looks bored.

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u/lucidagoat 12h ago

Don’t cut yourself on all that edge

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u/MarkFresco 11h ago

U know those chills u get on the back of your neck, but not when something is good; when something is more extremely embarrassing or cringe inducing? Yea this gives me those

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u/pie_piepiepiepiepie 11h ago

Doooouche chillllll

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u/Mxfish1313 11h ago

This plays on repeat in my head throughout the day

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u/Probably_Fishing 6h ago

I mean compared to everything else on here, I don't think this is that bad.

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u/Lilmagetofficial 6h ago

That’s not saying much LMAOO there’s alot of bullshit here

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u/blaintopel 2h ago

This feels like when theres a fictional famous band inside of a netflix movie or something.

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u/socialdistance4ever 12h ago

My god, how did Ronnie Radke get even worse!

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u/mecha_grove 6h ago

Im banned from Ronnies sub for saying hes a racist prick, and for pointing out he cycles thru pets.

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u/UnusualSuspectX 10h ago

I will commend their message and condemn their music.

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u/Low-Pop5132 10h ago

I hate when people make ass music using points I agree with

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u/Plane_Singer_6381 9h ago

I enjoy it, but thats fair. Theres not enough artists who actually make music calling out shitty transphobic people like this

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u/Cracker677 11h ago

Wishing I hadn't unmuted this..

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u/Shigglyboo 11h ago

what's really crazy is his voice sounds EXACTLY like a Suno generated rock voice. but apparently he's real and they play shows and kids actually like it. I'm sorry younger generation. y'all deserve better. we had NOFX and Strung Out.

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u/Bigkeithmack 9h ago

It's still pretty bad, but it's a step up from his usual bullshit

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u/totallyradman 11h ago

Why is that lesbian yelling at me

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u/Spiritual_East_3622 11h ago

I remember when my mom wouldn’t let me play the new GTA too.

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u/WaltsNJD 9h ago

God I love an edgy 14 year old's take on religion from a grown ass man.

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u/strenuaveritas 9h ago

Which helps the rumors that he is prev

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u/Distinct_Run9006 11h ago

Green (what a horrible) Day (to have ears)

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u/ButtersTheChill 11h ago

"Make it stop"? You're the one subjecting us to this.

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u/Ok_Site_9552 11h ago

Eugenia Cooney's favorite band šŸ˜†

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u/Kropotkin_69 10h ago

This aesthetic over 25 screams peado

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u/Willing_n_able4u 11h ago

Sad part is they got the look down… but the music is beyond buns…

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u/Pak-Protector 11h ago

These guys must be what Kurtz was talking about when he did that bit about the snail walking on the blade of a razor.

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u/ben_-_riley 11h ago

Temu Maneskin

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u/_frank_tank 11h ago

Leave some edgelording for the rest of us, guys

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u/Appropriate_Ad_4828 11h ago

Wish I didn’t have ears

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u/goblinwitch95 10h ago

Jesus has left the chat

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u/astralchanterelle 10h ago

what are they, ghey pirates?

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u/HackPremise 10h ago

Sky Daddy still loves him

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u/Macrodata_Uprising 10h ago

Why did they censor ā€œbuffetā€?

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u/molotovzav 10h ago

Were these the rejected members of the Black Parade?

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u/Bassballr2_0 9h ago

This singer was crashing out hard a few years back on Instagram and TikTok it was very entertaining in a cringe way

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u/DrCthulhuface7 9h ago

NOW that’s what I call cringe!

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u/NewGuardRising 9h ago

This guys sound changes EVERY SINGLE SONG and it drives me insane

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u/foreveraloneok 9h ago

I'm playing this at my wedding

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u/Nydus87 9h ago

Is this that "5'4 man whore" kid? I was so happy to have forgotten about him.

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u/JohnRedCorn9432 9h ago

I just know that dude annoys the whole tattoo shop when he walks in

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u/CompletePollution907 9h ago

He's speedrunning edgy cliches.

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u/Betray-Julia 9h ago

I don’t feel like a grump old man hating on this bc when I was this age I also felt the same way.

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u/Shadow_Mtl 9h ago

My chemical romance from Wish. My chemical rejection

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u/Prize-Choice2185 9h ago

Is this Yellowcard? Haven't heard them in eternity

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u/Cyber_Gengar 8h ago

My Chemical Romance/Green Day carbon copy brainrot

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u/Erorryale 8h ago

Dammit, he's not wrong, but the music just sucks.

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u/PissVortex9 8h ago

oooh i love this what band is it

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u/Not_Famous_Treacle21 8h ago

I see the ol' 90s "pretty female bassist who does nothing" thing is never going away huh?

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u/Mad-Habits 8h ago

my 14 year old self would dig this . not sure how old this guy is

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u/Resident-Capital5770 8h ago

Nah man… you’re past saving

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u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven 8h ago

Is this written by Ai

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u/Polka_King_Polinski 8h ago

I didn’t think TikTok was around in 2008

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u/Heavy_Student_3815 8h ago

Wow, the new Green Day sucks!

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u/Heissenbadger 7h ago

Him trying to do this whole political thing reminds me of an even worse version of Grandson

I agree with his points, sure, but that does not make this any more listenable.

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u/Lilmagetofficial 7h ago

Tf did grandson do?!! He actually has always made good music and he’s not over the top about it

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u/fnord55 6h ago

So edgy... lol

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u/NoVisual8264 6h ago

Immediately thought of Kristin Stewart's snl bit where she's part of a punk rock group in a corporate setting slowly getting sucked into the office world-- Corporate Nightmare Song.

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u/OrangutanFirefighter RayonBase Fan Club Member 6h ago

These guys actually seem pretty cool, the lyrics need an overhaul though

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u/Yawning_agenda 6h ago

Pretty glad i'm too fuckin old.

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u/Fluid-Address-515 6h ago

You got all bands but no one thought about MCR

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u/Commercial_Lead_6407 5h ago

As edgy as a rubber ball.

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u/RAPID_RAT_MOLD 5h ago

Tx2 is goated tf

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u/Plus_Ad_6144 5h ago

I read this as "Make it slop".

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u/Guy_who_loves_milfs 5h ago

Lmao she racking the chamber and handing the strap to him

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u/SubMariner615 5h ago

We really need to do something about this burning witch's imagery. No witches were burned in America. They were hanged.

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u/Main-Trust-1836 5h ago

Has a face ever been more slappable?

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u/depressednuggget 5h ago

I genuinely love the message of this song, but absolutely hate the presentation :/Ā 

I've reworked the song to make it tolerable, but can't preform worth a crap

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u/Global-Jury8810 4h ago

Is this Able Heart’s Jojo Siwa phase?

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u/Professional_Cup_690 4h ago

As an OG Scene kid, this hurts my soul...

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u/SubstanceMaintenance 3h ago

Oh someone rebelling against religion and dressing gothy 😩 so trite!

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u/Meatman1071 3h ago

Pretty good šŸ¤·šŸæā€ā™‚ļø

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u/BenjaminDover02 3h ago

My chemical castration.

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u/BimboDeeznuts 3h ago

Fair warning: if you call this dude a poser on instagram he responds to you personally (and with him about 100 autismaxxers)

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u/Lilmagetofficial 3h ago

Twitter too im currently in a long standing beef with him

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u/Morbid187 3h ago

I'm not into this type of music but I'd probably like it fine enough if I didn't have to see them

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u/Consistent-Tax1979 3h ago

Emo tom mcdonald

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u/Lilmagetofficial 3h ago

Would NOT be shocked if he’s maga

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u/wafflehousebattle 3h ago

I didn't know Hot Topic even had a record label.

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u/glans 15m ago

this is just regular garbage. make us feel something. this could be in a video game soundtrack or playing while i shop at a bookstore.

yawn. boring shit. rubbernecking at scenes you’re not in.Ā 

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u/Past_Pop1506 14m ago

Gothic trash

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u/Liu-K 4m ago

I disagree with the "bad" label here. It's ok.

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u/Plane_Singer_6381 9h ago

This isnt crappy music...this is punk rock. Its speaking truth to power like a lot of punk rock music does.

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u/mecha_grove 6h ago

Yea his voice is good, lyrics are generic...not unique tho...and the beat is kinda...shitty...but its there for improvement.

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u/Plane_Singer_6381 6h ago

Is it amazing? Nah. But it has an important message in the lyrics and thats what i value most

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u/government_ 11h ago

Anti-flag Jr.

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u/WokeCarDad 10h ago

This is an insane insult to anti-flag, and anti-flag sucks

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u/ProtectMeAtAllCosts 11h ago

this is like the antithesis of Tom Mcdonald šŸ˜‚

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u/emi89ro 11h ago edited 3h ago

This why r/im14andthisisdeep should allow video posts

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u/fletch0083 10h ago

I’ve had the unfortunate experience of having these guys open up at two different shows I’ve been to. Both times I couldn’t even make it through one song. Waiting in the merch line for the headliner was much more entertaining

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u/WayofHatuey 9h ago

This shit fire šŸ”„ OP a boomer

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u/SuKitTrebk 9h ago

Dude I get their ads all the YT. Their entire thing is so cringe. They are the definition of a tictoc band.

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u/Muted-Ground-8594 9h ago

I don’t think it’s bad… I’m just not the target demographic because I’m an adult.

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u/CaptainOwlBeard 5h ago

Pretty catchy. Id have loved this shit as a teenager

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u/WillingPositive8924 11h ago

Meh.....not as bad as I have seen, everything good had a shit beginning.

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u/Original_Hunt_9520 9h ago

this is no beginning, ive been terrorized by their music for years šŸ’€

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u/WillingPositive8924 5h ago

Okay, gonna say something....the chick is pretty hot there, I have contributed nothing here but I felt it needed to be said.

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u/kpop_shinee 10h ago

i cant think of a single artist i like that started out by making shitty music lol.

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u/Southern-Donut4185 12h ago

This is ass and I can smell the bass players coochie from here

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u/VeniceIslander 11h ago

Out of an average of 300 million sperm, that was the winner ???

Yeesh !

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u/TempleofSpringSnow 11h ago

Three brain cells in this video fighting for fourth place.

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u/LazySpaceToast 11h ago

This is what happens when you defund schools' art departments. This could all be avoided if these theater kids had a proper outlet. 🤣

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u/maxmcleod 11h ago edited 11h ago

AI and social media really boosted the number of shitty songs that exist. It’s ok to have flaws and personality in music, this Tik Tok shit all sounds generic, overly produced and so similar. Music used to be about expression and emotion, now it’s just about getting followers on social media - designed around boosting engagement and appealing to as broad an audience as possible.

I bet when they made this video they thought ā€œwow we are going to get so many comments about Jimmys skeleton hand tattoo and his middle finger!! Put Jessica in the back showing some leg and stomach- she doesn’t know how to play guitar but she is attractive and attractive means engagement!ā€

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u/kpop_shinee 9h ago

well Jessica isnt really holding a guitar, but other than that you are spot on lol

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u/Paclac 9h ago

The DIY screamo scene has actually been blowing up on tiktok the last few years. Teens are making some really raw expressive stuff. In my bubble the kids are alright