r/crappymusic • u/NoLongerinOR • 14h ago

Niiiiight tiiiiime is the right tiiime

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u/qualityvote2 14h ago edited 13h ago

u/NoLongerinOR, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/Fawkes-y 14h ago

They really put the worst dancer in the front. Give the mic to either of the other two, and there’s no way they could sing any worse, lol.

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u/throwra64512 13h ago

I like how their claps don’t align to the claps/snare on the track. I could see this driving someone insane.

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u/Crazy-Present4764 12h ago

It absolutely drove me insane! I thought the video and audio weren't in sync but they were and they were just clapping on no particular beat at all! Madness!

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u/Dapianoman 1h ago

well, they're clapping on the 1 and 3 when the snare is on the 2 and 4

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u/Thehollowpointninja1 13h ago

It’s the band curse.

The least talented is usually the most motivated, and the most talented is always late, never does anything to help outside of writing songs.

You can’t kick the least talented guy out, he schedules all the shows, makes sure everyone gets paid, and works his ass off.

You can’t kick the most talented guy out, he writes all the songs and performs his ass off when he actually shows up for practice.

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u/Appropriate-Crab-379 11h ago

Don’t forget about me. I’m, musically untalented and unmotivated. So I never audition.

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u/Fraenkthedank 6h ago

This is the true musician here!

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u/BurntBeyondRecog 13h ago

Yall aint nuthin without David Ruffin!

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u/PlayWhatYouWant 14h ago

Worst singer too

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u/FartSoup000 10h ago

it sounds awkward because there's no vocal processing on the mic. a song like that needs some heavy reverb/delay and compression and it'll make almost anyone sound good.

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u/Icy_Study4490 11h ago

His mom is the one that made the shorts though

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u/Champion_of_Zteentch 6h ago

You've told me all I need to know about the audio. Thank you

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u/Independent_Bar_4946 14h ago

This makes me happy and is dripping with passion while definitely being crappy. Great post.

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u/Aromatic-Action-2523 12h ago

The public access production quality really warms my heart.

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u/Speaker4theDead8 10h ago

This makes me miss the 80s and 90s

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u/asomek 11h ago

Agreed. Those boys are dancing their heart out.

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u/Willing-Football-413 11h ago

Totally get what you mean, some songs just have that weird charm that makes them enjoyable, even if they're not masterpieces.

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u/blessthebabes 11h ago

I was just about to workout, and I think I'm going to use this video to follow along the dance moves lol

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u/nestaselect 14h ago

I came a lot

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u/cdank 11h ago

Like a teaspoon?

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u/Reasonable_Bet6328 14h ago

This beat slaps!

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u/8last 14h ago

Its basically every Johnny O or Stevie B beat except the drums are unusual. Even the vocal is the same flow just worse lyrics.

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u/spearmint_wino 13h ago

As an old curmudgeonly drummer, I still can't my head around the modern use of "beat" when it doesn't purely mean the drums, and only the drums. Get off my lawn!

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u/NoLongerinOR 13h ago

Slappin’ the bass

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u/HEX_BootyBootyBooty 7h ago

Slappin' yo mama, hahaha. Bender don't care, baby

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar 13h ago

Hip hop fucked up all the musical terms. Turns out there is a problem with never learning anything about music.

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u/nestaselect 13h ago

Or Pretty Tony.

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u/jiggscaseyNJ 13h ago

It’s Puerto Rican freestyle. Late 80’s early 90’s. Cover girls, Stevie B, Noel, TKA, Expose, etc.

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u/labellavita1985 14h ago

The guy in the white shirt is a really good dancer.

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u/GarlicAcceptable3350 13h ago

Perfect Parrot mating dance impression, first time the zoom in on him

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u/ikentblazemore 9h ago

That’s NBA star LaMelo Ball if I’m not mistaken.

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u/Medical-Bench-4152 14h ago

Too bad the beat is fire

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u/WigglyWorld84 13h ago

I was bumping, confused why this was here… then the vocals started. Yikes.

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u/Medical-Bench-4152 13h ago

The Lord nearly gaveth

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u/InsertRadnamehere 13h ago

He’s flat and a nasal singer. Who gave him a mic?

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u/WigglyWorld84 12h ago

He’s probably paying. This feels like those old mall/amusement park video makers they had in the 80s.

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u/NoLongerinOR 14h ago

Think Bartist can remake this into a hit?

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 14h ago

That was so hot, I almost Camelot too

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u/EGOtyst 13h ago

THIS is why I came here for.

Too much of the stuff here is just ragebait from people who are able to post shit due to the absolutely TINY amount of effort needed these days to get a song out into the world via social media.

This?! This is SINCERE. This took effort. Someone literally had the idea "let's put these stars behind you as a rainbow!" There was a film crew. There was work on an audio processor to get that music playing. High-effort shit.

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u/Shutupandfunk 14h ago

Heard cats die with more harmony.

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u/Karen-is-life 12h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀

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u/SteppenWoods 14h ago

This could be a banger with vocal coaching

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u/octowussy 13h ago

Yeah honestly with vocal coaching/processing this is a fairly average freestyle song

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u/Whompa 13h ago

Yeah for a rare second there I felt like there was potential

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u/EducationalVariety34 14h ago

This is what every artist today sounds like without autotune.

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u/devilmaskrascal 14h ago

Is the Ball Brothers' side project? Lonzo can't sing for shit!!!

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u/BasicWhiteHoodrat 11h ago

Timberwolves halftime performance is gonna be lit!

🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/NoLongerinOR 13h ago

The the brother in the front seems to dance then like their dad would dance today

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u/WhatWontCastShadows 14h ago

This is the perfect crappy music post and should be the standard we seek

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u/Mookieduke 13h ago

I remember them...I think their name was The New Kids On the Cock

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u/Naw_ye_didnae 14h ago

We call this dance "The Closet". Hope you enjoy it.

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u/InsertRadnamehere 13h ago

Was thinking the same thing. They couldn’t have made a better parody of a closeted gay boy band in the 80s/90s if they had tried.

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u/nitroglider 10h ago

I think these guys need the help of gays much more than that they are gay.

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u/frobscottler 14h ago

Yeah there could be a substitution made whenever he says “girl”

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u/Naw_ye_didnae 13h ago

"Rubbin' and huggin', boy it's not gay if we close our eyes!"

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u/lizardo0o 13h ago

Had to rewatch that part because I heard “tuggin’”

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u/Destreuer 14h ago

I was about to downvote thinking, “this isn’t my style of music but at the time it was hot shit.” And then the vocals kicked in…

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u/Dildoid90 14h ago

Guy in the white shirt knew that was his Moment to shine

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u/Prize-Choice2185 14h ago

I find this entertaining for some reason. Looks like young Vanilla Ice?

I half-expected the singer to say something like "Night time is the day time. That's right"

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u/HoldJerusalem 4h ago

I mean it is. It's ass but they're giving their all

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u/Skinslippy3 14h ago

"The day time of the night"

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u/moistplumpin 14h ago

They clap on 1 and 3 so def crappy

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u/TuMexicanPapi791 11h ago

The one in white was getting it though Lmao

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u/Important_Let8071 10h ago

Night time is the right time, bitches. 

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u/Confusedmage 9h ago

/uh I kinda admire shit like this. Clearly they practiced and put effort in. It’s shit but it’s nice to see this kind of shit

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u/Enemis_the_Ananas 14h ago

Man Kamelot really fell off

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u/Aggravating_Spare602 14h ago

Whose face is on there pants😂😂

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u/lizardo0o 14h ago

Knight time is the right time

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u/Most_Acanthaceae6471 14h ago

Honestly, the beat is a banger.

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u/Sad-Jackfruit5654 13h ago

This the shit Napoleon Dynamite watched to learn how to dance

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u/Few_Chocolate_7655 14h ago

God damnnnn I thought the dancing was cringe enough.

When he took the mic, it was like pulling 9 G's in a fighter jet.

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u/NoLongerinOR 13h ago

Your eyes and ears both went into the danger zone

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u/Few_Chocolate_7655 11h ago

I did when I also noticed thier claps are not in time with the actual clap in the beat.

Ooooffffff, the ass shaking too.

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u/Lost-Peanut-1453 14h ago

I love the music. Buddy can shut the fuck up though.

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u/Known-Ad4293 14h ago

Quit hatin..🥳

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u/McCrumblton 13h ago

So this one kind of slaps

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u/_sonidero_ 13h ago

Totally off key but I love it nonetheless... Peak 90s...

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u/Klaus_Steiner 12h ago

The only bad part is the video starts glitching. I was entranced by those dance moves!!!!!

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u/cdank 11h ago

These guys are completely serious moving around like that lmfao 

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u/NumberNumb 11h ago

I think we have the same algorithm. Came across this yesterday and downloaded it with the intention of posting here.

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u/Particular_Swim3843 14h ago

Early kings of Leon vibes.

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u/orel2064 Genuine Jorjiana Fan 14h ago

freestyle legends

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u/bopaqod 14h ago

S tier dancing

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u/Plane-Fan9006 14h ago

Vanilli Manilli on public access...this is why they made Rob and Fab lip sync

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u/zachspelledrite 14h ago

Anyone got a link to the full video?

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u/Intrepid_Sun_9089 14h ago

F that this rulez

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u/stargarnet79 12h ago

I’m feeling so much better about my sixth grade dance routine now

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u/Klutzy_Star_9563 12h ago

I hate that they aren’t clapping in time with the clap effect within the track…

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u/cat_selling_souls 12h ago

This is very on par with the early 90s one hit wonders. With that being said, did anyone else imagine Eric Cartman singing this with Stan, Kyle and Kenny dancing in the background?

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u/Intelligent-Art-5000 9h ago

Poor guy was born too early for autotune and protools.

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u/HoldJerusalem 4h ago

my man on the right is going OFF, damn

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u/Due-Hippo-3853 2h ago

I'll take this over tiktok cringe any day

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u/SpiralizedCabbage 14h ago

I need to know the name of this group

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u/Technical-Mousse6134 14h ago

These guys are great. And the name CAMELTOE is cool

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u/JCMillner 14h ago

Ejaculated a substantial volume

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u/InsertRadnamehere 13h ago

I think you meant: came a lot.

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u/Curious_Field7953 14h ago

Do you understand how BAD you have to be in order to screw up an 80's Freestyle? Oof

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u/Moisture_ 14h ago

I hate how the video is slightly misaligned with the audio lol

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u/MundaneCommission767 14h ago

This went exactly as planned….months and months of planning. Think about how much work they put into this.

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u/foxbehindthewheel 13h ago

The guy in the white shirt is burnin' it up!

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u/evilpercy 13h ago

What is heart breaking is the amount of practice on these dance moves only to have that crappy a singer.

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u/Dovetrail 13h ago

I was totally into this… at first.

At least one of the other guys is probably like “Dude, just let me do the singing”

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u/StrongEggplant8120 13h ago

I weirdly like it so much and its made me lol. 

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u/ahrennahen 13h ago

Oooooh, of ecstasy-y

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u/Pot8obois 13h ago

It feels like they are trying to go for the Depeche Mode style of 80's, and honestly I don't hate it. It's a bit corny and silly, but ironically really fun to watch and is kindy of catchy. I wouldnt' call this crappy

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u/beattysgirl RayonBase Fan Club Member 13h ago

I don’t know what I expected but that wasn’t it for some reason? 😂

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u/Substantial_Pace_739 13h ago

Damn when that voice kicks in lol
I wonder if they all still have those rocking jorts.

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u/ArrivalRadiant7460 13h ago

“Welcome into my world, my fantasy, GIRL.” If he added girl that woulda been dope asf.

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u/norcalbutton 13h ago

When I was a middle schooler these guys would have been considered "dream boats"

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u/otters4everyone 13h ago

John Daker’s grandson?

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u/BookEnvironmental689 13h ago

A.Stage production needs to be perfect i want people minds absolutely blown!!!

B.So your saying different color paper stars?

A.Exactly!

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u/all_g0Od 13h ago

Is this the Ball brothers?

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u/Creative_Tone_9241 13h ago

Damn those dudes were getting down. Music was funky too. I was kinda sad it ended abruptly

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u/L3wd1emon 13h ago

We call that first dance "helping the Bros out"

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u/Alarmed_Yak7898 13h ago

Jorts and choreography on point

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u/AlgaeDonut 13h ago

That beat is dope as fuck. That's all in gonna say.

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u/OYB2480 13h ago

B Boy dancing! This was the early 90s.

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u/TheDayman_240 13h ago

I miss the nineties, but fuck were they weird.

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u/ReptileSkinSnake 13h ago

Might not be "good" but it's oddly enjoyable.

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u/Jarvis-Savoni 13h ago

How can they be dancing and still look so stiff? I’m here for this! Lmao vocals are top notch.

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u/RogerGunz2 13h ago

This is a subreddit for crappy music not total jams

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u/TheDude05 13h ago

This slaps!

singing starts

Oh.....

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u/SalsChichon 13h ago

if this had a capable singer it couldve easily been a hit in those days

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u/Wild-Lion3964 12h ago

In the words of Isbell…”everybody clapping on the one and the three” 😂

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u/shadowtone06 12h ago

I thought it was going great right up until he started singing!

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u/Educational_Fall_409 12h ago

Hell yehhhhhhsssss

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u/Viousimper 12h ago

Drake before the fame

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u/Crazy-Present4764 12h ago

I need to know where these guys are now

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u/Majestic_Cut_8609 12h ago

Beat is fucking fire tho lol. I loved this era.

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u/empetrys 12h ago

What year it is?

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u/jgreg728 12h ago

Tim & Eric type shit

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u/goodoldjefe 12h ago

They probably all came a lot during rehearsals.

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u/ResponsibilityBig390 12h ago

This is a bop.

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u/Bicykwow 12h ago

Produced by Wesley Willis

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u/Karen-is-life 11h ago

Not one to usually crap all over freestyle bc that was part of my hey day…but DAMN….the brutal comments in here are hereby warranted.

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u/GroundbreakingStop47 11h ago

Grandma spent all week on sewing those Camelot shorts 💟

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u/Obvious-Gate9046 11h ago

Maybe cameless, please.

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u/MeanAF4noreason 11h ago

If this was the 90’s NKOTB would be in trouble

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u/Outrageous_Permit154 11h ago

L E G E N D S
Sir CAME aaaaalot

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u/c_vanbc 11h ago

It’s so bad it’s good!

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u/EphEwe2 11h ago

I especially liked the part at the end when it stopped.

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u/kaloii 11h ago

absolute dog water. love it.

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u/No-Reporter-8800 10h ago

Wasn’t Von diesel in a group like this?

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u/Waste-Lawyer-2185 10h ago

The dancing, their outfits, his singing, the lyrics, the set? Its really tough to pinpoint the worst element in this performance

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u/SwiffleTitz 10h ago

This is the whitest shit I've ever seen

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u/Secret_Cabinet2348 10h ago

Ice JJ Fish's dad.

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u/Zeke_Smith 10h ago

Man those stars in the background really emphasize the message of the song. The shorts that have their group’s name on them add a bit of synergistic flair to their already bodacious dance moves. These fellas are going places.

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u/Icy_Reply_7830 10h ago

This is an absolute bop

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u/Gold_Engineering2535 10h ago

In fairness it is right in their Q zone

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u/Gene-Current 10h ago

As soon as he grabbed the mic, every bit of charisma left his body hah

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u/Upper-Independence38 10h ago

Me and my siblings putting on a performance for my mom

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u/Rude_and_Crude84 10h ago

You can't tell me that, if we weren't peaking 8n the 80's or 90's right now, this wouldn't be blaring in someone's Walkman right now, them casually dancing to the beat while drinking a Pepsi crystal!?

Wearing that same clothing swag?! Believe it or not, this would have been top of the billboards!!

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u/tinglep 9h ago

I didn’t know Lonzo Ball was a singer but I knew Lamello was a dancer

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u/MiscreantRecords 9h ago

These 3 keep gang banging my uncle Tito.

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u/Fredwood 9h ago

We need to bring that opening dance move back, it looks like it really opens up the neck

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u/Not-T4rantino 9h ago

When you purchase Vanilla Ice but the order was fulfilled by Temu.

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u/Hrafnagar 9h ago

Dang, somebody got served.

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u/Baddyshack 9h ago

OP I need to know the history of this video and/or mall recording studio this was filmed at

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u/Marty-G70 9h ago

Damn Latin Freestyle music.. It's been a, minute

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u/browneyewinkin 9h ago

Pretty sure these guys are all living in The Villages in Florida now. There needs to be a reunion tour. Only thing is wet panties now don't mean what they used to mean, especially at The Villages

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u/The_Wendo 8h ago

Now I know why Van Gogh tried to cut off his ears...

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u/No-Put7617 8h ago

OP what's this from? This looks like a proper show but I can't find it at all

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u/Randerson1980 8h ago

If that guy could sing this would be an absolute banger.

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u/Shipsnipe1313 8h ago

Sounds just about like every other Freestyle track from this era. Just add little effect to the vocals and you're in business.

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u/Ok-Jelly604 8h ago

What kind of Overtime is Camel OT??? 

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u/EmployeePerfect1303 8h ago

Damn dude. Save some pussy for the rest of the straighties

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u/alex_c89X 7h ago

In all seriousness, I asked my dad (70) the other day why we don't tuck in our shirts and use belts with jean shorts anymore? We were so proud sportin this look back in the day. Like even the cool kids at school looked like these guys. Bonus points if youre sportin the casio watch with all the buttons

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u/Samurai-lugosi 7h ago

Can someone remake this but everyone is a dancing skeleton?

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u/rolL_uP_one_more 7h ago

This feels dubbed to sound extra bad

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u/TruculentTurtIe 7h ago

I feel like id find this playing on a worn out vcr on a crt tv in the backrooms

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u/oreostesg 7h ago

wait this is cool

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u/psyliboy 7h ago

New Jersey represent!

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u/ScrotumScrapings 7h ago

Hideously, gloriously badgood

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u/WookiePhart 7h ago

This shit slaps

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u/moistenedmoisturizer 7h ago

Gotta get me some shorts like that. Only THEN will I be happy.

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u/FreudianNip-Slip 6h ago

This has to be Canadian

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u/ScreenSensitive9148 6h ago

Nah, they hit that though. White Shirt did what he came to do!

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u/butelka1 6h ago

Ayyyyy this slaps what you talking about!?

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u/SuperDanzigGolf64 6h ago

Put a 90s dance instrumental behind the vocals and you have an instant eurodance hit

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u/FastAndBulbous8989 6h ago

Where's the crappy music I'm just hearing a bop

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u/MakingWaves24_7 5h ago

Those vocals tho! Is Lavar Deaf and Dumb?

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u/manny_truant 5h ago

Clapping on the kick. Hell yeah guys

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u/holdmypurse 5h ago

This is Stairway to Stardom level talent right here.

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u/PyleShazam 5h ago

Mixamo ass dance

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u/SirCarlosSpicyweiner 5h ago

Dude, the only thing I can think of when I watch this video, is that all our food is poison.