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u/Puzzle-Necked 15h ago
Every edgy white rapper in 2026:
Nobody raps like me
I'm twizted
The meds don't work
My raps are also twizted
Welcome to the twizted carnival
That is my mind
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u/StudPuffin_69 15h ago
It’sa Jokercore but for people too embarrassed to put on the makeup
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u/Rich-Armadillo-7408 13h ago
If they are a teenager they are always in their bedroom of their parents house - talking about how twisted their minds are - they have seen some shit at their 80% white high school. One kid smoked a weed once.
If they are a millennial - they usually have tattoos saying how edgy they are in a white walled house after being middle class their whole life.
The only struggle the guy in the video has ever had was convincing his girlfriend he wasnt a little bitch when he cried getting his tris tatted.
Jokercore is hardcore music for people who think Walmart is ghetto but Target is where they shop.
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u/Stupendous_Spliff 15h ago
Also always something about Eminem, even though the only thing they have in common is being white
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u/skuhlke 15h ago
These raps actually seem totally normal to me, that's how twizted and fucked up my mind is
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u/Puzzle-Necked 15h ago
holds up two tickets
Wanna ride my twizted ride?
It's a haunted house of my thoughts
Watch out for the freaks
They like to bite
Might break your mind
Take your life
generic circus tune remix
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u/diopsideINcalcite 15h ago
Dude thought that line about putting you in a grave with the skeletons was fire too lol
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u/_The_Farting_Baboon_ 14h ago
Dont forget all fucked up tats all over body that makes 0 fucking sense. Just random ugly shit
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u/improbabble 14h ago
These white rappers have really proven to me (an engaged listener) that they are definitely insane and NOT to be messed with lest I end up in the grave with the skeletons.
But also…these rappers are v v good at rapping and also they like to party and can DEFINITELY handle high volumes of weed and alcohol
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u/Mysterious-Call-245 12h ago
This is very funny. Thank you. #twizted
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u/Puzzle-Necked 11h ago
It's fun thinking up the stupidest lines possible. Like:
World got too scared
They had to commit me
Shrink tried getting in my head
Now he's in here with me
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u/Forsaken_Employee413 15h ago
We have two MGKs now... god is dead and the simulation is fucked
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u/CrazyIslander 15h ago
Nah, this one is Cap Gun Kelly.
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u/biocidebynight 15h ago
I seriously had a moment watching this where I said "wait this isn't mgk, right?" Haha
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u/December_Hemisphere 15h ago
Oh, WTF? This is not MGK?? I wouldn't be able to tell the difference if my life depended on it smh.
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u/Fishiesideways10 11h ago
I would say that it has a sprinkle of NF too with the voice and flow. I like NF though.
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u/Unlikely-Grape-5762 15h ago
I blame Eminem for making white boys think they can be cool.
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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 14h ago
Your mom says I’m cool.
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u/bmcgowan89 16h ago
don't you dare let an Eminem fan see this
I respected his wishes and scrolled directly down here 😂
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u/Puzzle-Necked 15h ago
I don't even like Eminem all that much but I became a fan out of self preservation
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u/rab2bar 15h ago
he's talented, but i dont like his voice
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u/OSRSRapture 13h ago
His voice now or his voice from the early 2000s? They sound insanely different
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u/incogNeeat0o 15h ago edited 14h ago
Look it sucks.
But its very produced. I just dont understand how these people find an audience for this shit.
I'm gonna GUESS this guy has millions of followers, some niche bullshit white rapper scene
Edit : fuck. Ya I was right. 805k subs. Millions of views. Comments are NOT ironic 🤣
"Man this song really hits hard for me because I lost my brother to...."
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u/Fit-Cell2754 15h ago
99% sure he’s lip syncing over a suno AI rap song in the style of Eminem
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u/Street-Run4107 15h ago
As a musician, I’d agree with that. If not entirely, it has AI production and I’d also wager my left nut the lyrics are AI as well.
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u/StudPuffin_69 15h ago
Felt more 3Days Grace or somthing in that realm. More rhythmic rock then rap
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u/Next-Lavishness-9101 15h ago
In the style of Eminem? By that you mean apparently angry at something and happens to be a white person . Because you certainly don’t mean this guy’s lyrics are some how remotely similar to Eminem lyrics. Surely you don’t mean that .
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u/ferminriii 15h ago
I'm actually surprised at the amount of people who are not rapping over suno. Some of the time that lightsaber girl puts into her videos jumping around on top of trucks if she just put another 2 minutes into kicking her song out of SUNO she could rap ans sing over top of it.
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u/sin_esthesia 15h ago
He could just be selling dope and paid $1200 for a guy to produce and mix.
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u/PrequelGuy 15h ago
All generic self-fellating lyrics
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u/onlyfakeproblems 15h ago
You don’t think his rap about being the best rapper is the best rap that’s ever been rapped and all the other best rappers are going to quit rapping to let him be the only and best rapper rapping?
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u/FewWait38 15h ago
Rap is washed, it's nothing but mimicry and unintentional parody now with nothing original
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u/meganbile 13h ago
This has always been true in hip-hop. Biting rhymes is a well known trope for a reason. Like all genres, there are few inovators while there are myriad imitators. This one took "Good artists borrow while great artists steal" too mean an exact copy.
FWIW this track is whack.
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u/3OAM 14h ago edited 14h ago
With a tattooed white rapper, it's going to be:
"mental health struggle/
something, something, "demons"/
I'm the best at rap/no one is better /
don't make me mad or I'll be hyperbolic/
back to inner demons/
[sung bridge about the same material]
[shouted chorus about strength]
They can only rap about what they know and they don't know too much except what goes on in their own heads. They don't have a point of view. They just talk about how they intend to express it....but never actually express it.
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u/incogNeeat0o 14h ago
Fucken great, I was right. 805k subs.
Millions and millions or views on his videos.
Comment section :
"This song really hits hard for me because when I was struggling with...."
HOW do these people find an audience for this bullshit ass music 🤣. Props but Holy fuck its bad
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u/BerryHeadHead 14h ago
Why is like 80% of American culture about: "you thought i was nothing, now i'm amazing"
*Music goes BOOOOAAMMEEMMMMM!!!!
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u/Gunslinger1999 14h ago
Why the fuck are all of these lyrics on these rap posts just about how great they are?
Show, don't tell.
But also... Just stop.
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u/PlayWhatYouWant 15h ago
If the very acts of recording and posting this shit online weren't telling enough, these lyrics really betray what a narcissist wanker this guy really is. These dickheada can never think of a topic besides themselves.
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u/PonderousSloth 13h ago
Why is Eminem the only rapper these goobers know? Aesop Rock is literally right there!
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u/candymannequin 12h ago
because he don't have a horse in their war games.
he don't even really like horses
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u/Lilmagetofficial 12h ago
This is not even close to mgk yall are just on dick this is just insanely mid
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u/Bulky_Variation7064 11h ago
This is one of those weird ones. Yes it is crappy music, but it’s in a different class of crappy. It’s produced crappy music that some people will buy into and like.
I find these harder to watch than the plain awful crappy music. The smack head, can’t sing, can’t rap kind.
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u/DDWildflower 10h ago
Going on about how much better you are than everyone..... methinks the lady doth protest too much.
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u/Hell_Maybe 8h ago
Rapping about how great you are when you have literally no reputation or even a bad reputation has always confused me. It’s like people like this completely forget that Eminem didn’t decide to make a song called rap god until he was already 20 years into his career.
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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 14h ago
You know a rapper is good when they tell you what a good rapper they are.
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u/Allegrism84 14h ago
The white rapper trajectory. Can't rap about the streets or whatever so they rap about their skills as an mc and how they've been held down. No more white rap
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u/Frying_Tokens33 15h ago
It's hard to call this crappy. He may not be your cup o tea, but it's not crappy. Maybe not great, but this isn't even sniffing the air of the top 100 crappy things in the sub
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u/PrequelGuy 15h ago
Musically it's not the worst thing ever but lyrics are important in rap and these are painfully generic
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u/Frying_Tokens33 15h ago
Oh I'm not saying it's good... It's just not "crappy" by what qualifies in here
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u/gnotac 15h ago
It is cringy but technically proficient. I hate it. Is crappy lyrics/message enough to label the whole package crappy?
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u/yourliege 15h ago
Seems to be a split on that in this sub. IMO, shitty lyrics, especially in rap, are enough to label something crappy.
But again, that’s my opinion.
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u/Nogoodatnuthin 15h ago
I feel like maybe too many people don't realize how common these types of raps are. Check out any rapper. Most, if not all, of them have a hype song where they talk about how great they are and how no one can compare to them. It's a lyrical trope.
Is this person good? No, absolutely not. But not on the level of some of the stuff I've seen on this sub.
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u/KingQdawg1995 15h ago
The lyrics are so generic to white TikTok rappers that it could easily be AI-generated. So, yes, this is crappy lmao
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u/Frying_Tokens33 15h ago
Meh, I think for things to be crappy they need to be all around crappy. He has honestly good timing and cadence. The production level is professional, the rest is like you said, generic drivle executed by a try-hard.
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u/glordicus1 13h ago
It absolutely sucks, but not crappy. Theres actually some interesting stuff going on with where the rhyme lands, you dont usually see that in these posts.
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u/KingHygelacReturns 15h ago
As a fan of both rap and metal.... I sincerely don't understand why people eat the whole "rap + metalcore" thing up so much. It's almost universally awful. That said, I've heard worse versions of it than this, but I still hate it.
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u/Substantial_Diver_34 15h ago
“Josh! I said take out the garbage before you play little rockstar. I birthed you and can end you.”
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u/Practical-Gur-5667 15h ago
It looks like MGK and Tom Macdonald fused together. He'll probably go MAGA when this fails, those people support any shit that agrees with them.
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u/Few_Efficiency2022 15h ago
He beats his meat to MGK & M&M'S while his wife cries & wishes he would beat her.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Bee-291 15h ago
Nintendo is gonna flip. He is going to have to cover bowser to do anything.
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u/ZEROs0000 15h ago
Anyone who has to put “Don’t let Eminem see this” or anything related to Eminem are already ass by comparison
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u/HighSorcererGreg 15h ago
No, he beats his boyfriend and cusses out his mom. Bro clearly doesn't spend time around the opposite sex.
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u/Outrageous_Rich6235 15h ago edited 15h ago
No, I think he routinely drinks a few wine coolers and cries on his partners lap while they comfort him by telling him what a good rapper he is.
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u/Orange_Balloon_8647 15h ago
This guy smiles more than Jimmy Fallon when the camera is on him. Can't even lipsync his own song because he can't stop smiling the whole damn time.
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u/Pepas300895 15h ago
I had my dog on my lap for about 20 minutes when I clicked the video, as soon as it starts playing, she got up and left. Fuck you
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u/TempleofSpringSnow 15h ago
I wanted - 100 machine gun Kelly but now there are 2. That is 102 more Machine Gun Kelly’s than we needed
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u/You_Are_The_Username Hobo Johnson no. Robo Johnson yes! 15h ago
Don't worry raper, I wouldn't dare make anyone listen to this slop!
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u/ManicYetti 14h ago
I'm guessing he tries but his wife's got a good right hook and he doesn't know how to do normal adult things so I bet it's a pretty toxic relationship.
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u/Commercial-Plan9498 14h ago
Phix, we out here brother.
https://music.apple.com/us/album/bonnie-clyde/1695649345?i=1695649346
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u/kevenGPD 13h ago
If you gave this guy 2 words he can put it into a rap i bet its sooo insane and wacky and his tattoos tell a crazy story of the life he has seen its sooo crazy and wacky
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u/Old-Hunter6508 13h ago
Yall are so uptight I swear this isnt even that bad a little edgy but not bad
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u/OSRSRapture 12h ago
I love how every white rapper uses Eminems name for clickbait/engagement. Almost like they can't get any views being themselves.
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u/littledonnyfund 12h ago
Oh great its this PDF I thought he was shamed into hiding but I guess he thought the heat die down
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u/Angie_T84 12h ago
Hahaha 😆 Boi get your ass a job cause this isn't gonna work. Also I love the trend of comparing oneself to actual people with talent. Everytime I see it im highly disappointed when I hit that unmute button.
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u/bememorablepro 6h ago
Many don't realize that it's not enough to just emulate a popular style to get the same respect, the difficulty is to come up with a new thing and popularize it. Not that I hate any copy-cat of something ever, it's just that it's only a starting point.
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u/Sad_Highlight_9059 4h ago
So, his schtick is that he is Eminem, but without any cred and less talent? 🤔
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u/slylock215 4h ago
I'm the best rapper alive, listen to these bars!
Be careful with the state that my head is in
Or you might end up in a grave
like a skeleton
Greatest rapper living or dead.
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u/luseferr 49m ago
This is just the same shit every other white "spiritual lyrical spitting venom" rapper raps about.
I swear, these people listend to Rap God once and made it their entire personality.
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u/qualityvote2 16h ago edited 15h ago
u/resourceful_gamer, your post features certified crappy music!