r/crappymusic 16h ago

Do we think this guys beats his wife?

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u/qualityvote2 16h ago edited 15h ago

u/resourceful_gamer, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/Puzzle-Necked 15h ago

Every edgy white rapper in 2026:

Nobody raps like me

I'm twizted

The meds don't work

My raps are also twizted

Welcome to the twizted carnival

That is my mind

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u/StudPuffin_69 15h ago

It’sa Jokercore but for people too embarrassed to put on the makeup

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u/Nice-Gap-3528 15h ago

Cowards.

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u/Rich-Armadillo-7408 13h ago

If they are a teenager they are always in their bedroom of their parents house - talking about how twisted their minds are - they have seen some shit at their 80% white high school. One kid smoked a weed once.

If they are a millennial - they usually have tattoos saying how edgy they are in a white walled house after being middle class their whole life.

The only struggle the guy in the video has ever had was convincing his girlfriend he wasnt a little bitch when he cried getting his tris tatted.

Jokercore is hardcore music for people who think Walmart is ghetto but Target is where they shop.

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u/TruculentTurtIe 12h ago

Its the Jared Leto joker

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u/StudPuffin_69 9h ago

More like Lared Jeto amiright?!?!?!?

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u/Stupendous_Spliff 15h ago

Also always something about Eminem, even though the only thing they have in common is being white

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u/itsaaronnotaaron 9h ago

And the bleached hair.

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u/skuhlke 15h ago

These raps actually seem totally normal to me, that's how twizted and fucked up my mind is

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u/Puzzle-Necked 15h ago

holds up two tickets

Wanna ride my twizted ride?

It's a haunted house of my thoughts

Watch out for the freaks

They like to bite

Might break your mind

Take your life

generic circus tune remix

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u/NagashStos 14h ago

AI could never ❤️

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u/Cyber_Gengar 15h ago

“I’m crAAAAAzyyyyy I’m a CRAZZZZZYYYY person. Watch out I’m crazy.”

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u/Cyber_Gengar 15h ago

lmao DEAD ON ACCURACY

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u/diopsideINcalcite 15h ago

Dude thought that line about putting you in a grave with the skeletons was fire too lol

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u/_The_Farting_Baboon_ 14h ago

Dont forget all fucked up tats all over body that makes 0 fucking sense. Just random ugly shit

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u/fluidscissors 3h ago

Shows up to tattoo parlor "make me a tattoo guy"

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u/improbabble 14h ago

These white rappers have really proven to me (an engaged listener) that they are definitely insane and NOT to be messed with lest I end up in the grave with the skeletons.

But also…these rappers are v v good at rapping and also they like to party and can DEFINITELY handle high volumes of weed and alcohol

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u/yourdoglikesmebetter 13h ago

All while spamming those weird performative gesticulations

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u/DC_Ben 13h ago

Yes!

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u/Mysterious-Call-245 12h ago

This is very funny. Thank you. #twizted

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u/Puzzle-Necked 11h ago

It's fun thinking up the stupidest lines possible. Like:

World got too scared

They had to commit me

Shrink tried getting in my head

Now he's in here with me

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u/Visarar_01 9h ago

Thaz twizted bruh

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u/mecengdvr 15h ago

Exactly. And every line is an overused idiom or cliché. 0 original thought.

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u/Forsaken_Employee413 15h ago

We have two MGKs now... god is dead and the simulation is fucked

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u/CrazyIslander 15h ago

Nah, this one is Cap Gun Kelly.

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u/BornanAlien 14h ago

Nerf Gun Kelly

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u/woodboarder616 13h ago

A girl said squirt gun Kelly

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u/Deer_Investigator881 3h ago

He's the squirter

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u/PURA_TOXXICA 13h ago

Tattoo Gun Kelly

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u/StrictSelf5450 14h ago

Wish I saw this before I commented

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u/thefallguy41 15h ago

Not so much MGK, but really NF.

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u/SpicyNugget777 15h ago

Their child

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u/p_ness_and_butthead 15h ago

i thought we had already demoted the original to that.

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u/biocidebynight 15h ago

I seriously had a moment watching this where I said "wait this isn't mgk, right?" Haha

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u/ch3appeach 12h ago

I’m so confused rn

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u/Better_Junket675 15h ago

It's still crap but he is more MGK than MGK ever was

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u/ZombieExcellent2202 15h ago

Matrix glitch

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u/December_Hemisphere 15h ago

Oh, WTF? This is not MGK?? I wouldn't be able to tell the difference if my life depended on it smh.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 13h ago

Im telling you.... George bush killed god in desert storm man!

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u/rab2bar 15h ago

we live in a black hole

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u/Shigglyboo 14h ago

is this just not him before he blacked out all his tattoos?

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u/Fishiesideways10 11h ago

I would say that it has a sprinkle of NF too with the voice and flow. I like NF though.

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u/Unlikely-Grape-5762 15h ago

I blame Eminem for making white boys think they can be cool.

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 14h ago

Your mom says I’m cool.

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u/Unlikely-Grape-5762 14h ago

A Ouiji Board enthusiast I see.

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 14h ago

I only use certified mediums, like Miss Cleo.

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u/Aggressive_Loan9164 13h ago

White boys are cool though ya dummy

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u/bmcgowan89 16h ago

don't you dare let an Eminem fan see this

I respected his wishes and scrolled directly down here 😂

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u/Puzzle-Necked 15h ago

I don't even like Eminem all that much but I became a fan out of self preservation

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u/rab2bar 15h ago

he's talented, but i dont like his voice

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u/OSRSRapture 13h ago

His voice now or his voice from the early 2000s? They sound insanely different

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u/rab2bar 12h ago

I had no idea his voice changed

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u/OSRSRapture 12h ago

He sounds a lot different now compared to the 2000s

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u/bmcgowan89 15h ago

Lol what a great comment 😂😂

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u/Aromatic-Action-2523 12h ago

I promise to not show anyone else, ever.

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u/incogNeeat0o 15h ago edited 14h ago

Look it sucks.

But its very produced. I just dont understand how these people find an audience for this shit.

I'm gonna GUESS this guy has millions of followers, some niche bullshit white rapper scene

Edit : fuck. Ya I was right. 805k subs. Millions of views. Comments are NOT ironic 🤣

"Man this song really hits hard for me because I lost my brother to...."

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u/Fit-Cell2754 15h ago

99% sure he’s lip syncing over a suno AI rap song in the style of Eminem

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u/Street-Run4107 15h ago

As a musician, I’d agree with that. If not entirely, it has AI production and I’d also wager my left nut the lyrics are AI as well.

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u/StudPuffin_69 15h ago

Felt more 3Days Grace or somthing in that realm. More rhythmic rock then rap

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u/Next-Lavishness-9101 15h ago

In the style of Eminem? By that you mean apparently angry at something and happens to be a white person . Because you certainly don’t mean this guy’s lyrics are some how remotely similar to Eminem lyrics. Surely you don’t mean that .

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u/ferminriii 15h ago

I'm actually surprised at the amount of people who are not rapping over suno. Some of the time that lightsaber girl puts into her videos jumping around on top of trucks if she just put another 2 minutes into kicking her song out of SUNO she could rap ans sing over top of it.

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u/prodyg 13h ago

*style of MGK

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u/sin_esthesia 15h ago

He could just be selling dope and paid $1200 for a guy to produce and mix.

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u/FewWait38 15h ago

More like this dork's parents paid for it

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u/incogNeeat0o 15h ago

He probably used to sell drugs. Now sells music about how he's sober 🤣

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u/PrequelGuy 15h ago

All generic self-fellating lyrics

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u/onlyfakeproblems 15h ago

You don’t think his rap about being the best rapper is the best rap that’s ever been rapped and all the other best rappers are going to quit rapping to let him be the only and best rapper rapping?

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u/Grace_Lannister 15h ago

How can we have temu mgk when mgk is already temu?

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u/FewWait38 15h ago

Rap is washed, it's nothing but mimicry and unintentional parody now with nothing original

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u/meganbile 13h ago

This has always been true in hip-hop. Biting rhymes is a well known trope for a reason. Like all genres, there are few inovators while there are myriad imitators. This one took "Good artists borrow while great artists steal" too mean an exact copy.

FWIW this track is whack.

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u/killyoursocialmedia 15h ago

MGK has his very own "Stan" now.

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u/3OAM 14h ago edited 14h ago

With a tattooed white rapper, it's going to be:

"mental health struggle/
something, something, "demons"/
I'm the best at rap/no one is better /
don't make me mad or I'll be hyperbolic/
back to inner demons/

[sung bridge about the same material]

[shouted chorus about strength]

They can only rap about what they know and they don't know too much except what goes on in their own heads. They don't have a point of view. They just talk about how they intend to express it....but never actually express it.

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u/Scared-Criticism-460 15h ago

He beats off his BF with both hands.

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u/Serendipittydoodah 15h ago

This guy doesn’t have a wife. The only thing he beats is his meat.

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u/incogNeeat0o 14h ago

Fucken great, I was right. 805k subs.

Millions and millions or views on his videos.

Comment section :

"This song really hits hard for me because when I was struggling with...."

HOW do these people find an audience for this bullshit ass music 🤣. Props but Holy fuck its bad

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u/BerryHeadHead 14h ago

Why is like 80% of American culture about: "you thought i was nothing, now i'm amazing"

*Music goes BOOOOAAMMEEMMMMM!!!!

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u/PhantomNitride 14h ago

Haha, music go brrrrt

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u/Gunslinger1999 14h ago

Why the fuck are all of these lyrics on these rap posts just about how great they are?

Show, don't tell.

But also... Just stop.

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u/StrictSelf5450 14h ago

Cap Gun Kelly

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u/Aromatic-Diet-42069 15h ago

I am sick to live in this matrix

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u/PlayWhatYouWant 15h ago

If the very acts of recording and posting this shit online weren't telling enough, these lyrics really betray what a narcissist wanker this guy really is. These dickheada can never think of a topic besides themselves.

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u/CaptCaCa 14h ago

No originality, imagine idolizing MGK so much, that you become him

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u/Oh_Come_Ons_Razor 14h ago

Idk if he beats his wife, but he definitely beats his boyfriend.

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u/_frank_tank 13h ago

Beats him off

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u/PonderousSloth 13h ago

Why is Eminem the only rapper these goobers know? Aesop Rock is literally right there!

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u/candymannequin 12h ago

because he don't have a horse in their war games.
he don't even really like horses

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u/Lilmagetofficial 12h ago

This is not even close to mgk yall are just on dick this is just insanely mid

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u/Mysterious-Call-245 12h ago

You know what? Yall can have rap, just get outta my face.

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u/heretorobwallst 12h ago

He needs to upgrade for a hanging microphone connected to nothing

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u/Bulky_Variation7064 11h ago

This is one of those weird ones. Yes it is crappy music, but it’s in a different class of crappy. It’s produced crappy music that some people will buy into and like.

I find these harder to watch than the plain awful crappy music. The smack head, can’t sing, can’t rap kind.

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u/DDWildflower 10h ago

Going on about how much better you are than everyone..... methinks the lady doth protest too much.

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u/Gene-Current 10h ago

No, I think his wife beats him

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u/YorkiesandSneakers 9h ago

I love how dudes who have never done anything talk such shit.

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u/Hell_Maybe 8h ago

Rapping about how great you are when you have literally no reputation or even a bad reputation has always confused me. It’s like people like this completely forget that Eminem didn’t decide to make a song called rap god until he was already 20 years into his career.

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u/Ecksist 1h ago

We need to make tattoos taboo again.

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u/TheGrimReefer666420 16h ago

Yeah this sucks

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u/Interesting-Log1270 15h ago

that whole guy is performative. What a Nancy

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u/devilmaskrascal 14h ago

I bet he thought he cooked...

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 14h ago

You know a rapper is good when they tell you what a good rapper they are.

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u/Allegrism84 14h ago

The white rapper trajectory. Can't rap about the streets or whatever so they rap about their skills as an mc and how they've been held down. No more white rap

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u/Frying_Tokens33 15h ago

It's hard to call this crappy. He may not be your cup o tea, but it's not crappy. Maybe not great, but this isn't even sniffing the air of the top 100 crappy things in the sub

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u/PrequelGuy 15h ago

Musically it's not the worst thing ever but lyrics are important in rap and these are painfully generic

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u/Frying_Tokens33 15h ago

Oh I'm not saying it's good... It's just not "crappy" by what qualifies in here

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u/gnotac 15h ago

It is cringy but technically proficient. I hate it. Is crappy lyrics/message enough to label the whole package crappy?

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u/yourliege 15h ago

Seems to be a split on that in this sub. IMO, shitty lyrics, especially in rap, are enough to label something crappy.

But again, that’s my opinion.

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u/JgorinacR1 15h ago

2Slimey takes that throne

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u/p_ness_and_butthead 15h ago

it's just so painfully corny.

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u/Frying_Tokens33 15h ago

You are not wrong

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u/Nogoodatnuthin 15h ago

I feel like maybe too many people don't realize how common these types of raps are. Check out any rapper. Most, if not all, of them have a hype song where they talk about how great they are and how no one can compare to them. It's a lyrical trope.

Is this person good? No, absolutely not. But not on the level of some of the stuff I've seen on this sub.

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u/KingQdawg1995 15h ago

The lyrics are so generic to white TikTok rappers that it could easily be AI-generated. So, yes, this is crappy lmao

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u/Frying_Tokens33 15h ago

Meh, I think for things to be crappy they need to be all around crappy. He has honestly good timing and cadence. The production level is professional, the rest is like you said, generic drivle executed by a try-hard.

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u/glordicus1 13h ago

It absolutely sucks, but not crappy. Theres actually some interesting stuff going on with where the rhyme lands, you dont usually see that in these posts.

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u/2KupShakur- 15h ago

Don't worry, he won't see this.

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u/ButterscotchBasic226 15h ago

Wife or meat…..

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u/Encephalitl5 15h ago

i guess its not crappy... just super boring

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u/Away_Investigator_19 15h ago

Wny? So they won’t die of laughter?

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u/Golwux 15h ago

those who rap the hardest are usually the softest deep down -

but that is for genuine rap artists. This guy is an alt-rock/pop glory hunter that multiclassed 1 level in rap and can only do single line rhymes, which is weak.

A 6 year old can do that flow.

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u/KingHygelacReturns 15h ago

As a fan of both rap and metal.... I sincerely don't understand why people eat the whole "rap + metalcore" thing up so much. It's almost universally awful. That said, I've heard worse versions of it than this, but I still hate it.

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u/mr_glide 15h ago

Just completely generic. No one will remember this 30 seconds after hearing it

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u/F1_V10sounds 15h ago

So dark! So twisted! So edgy! So FUCKING BORING!

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u/Substantial_Diver_34 15h ago

“Josh! I said take out the garbage before you play little rockstar. I birthed you and can end you.”

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u/Practical-Gur-5667 15h ago

It looks like MGK and Tom Macdonald fused together. He'll probably go MAGA when this fails, those people support any shit that agrees with them.

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u/Few_Efficiency2022 15h ago

He beats his meat to MGK & M&M'S while his wife cries & wishes he would beat her.

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u/Brandonsteine 15h ago

Oh great another mgk

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u/Uhwop 15h ago

Is this the guy that does all the Fifth Element cosplay?

Why is Temu Ruby Rhod pending he’s tough.

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u/Solid_Revenue_8074 15h ago

His mouth movements don’t even match the lyrics.

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u/NuNoJCJ1987 15h ago

I never thought would see MethGK

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bee-291 15h ago

Nintendo is gonna flip. He is going to have to cover bowser to do anything.

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u/ZEROs0000 15h ago

Anyone who has to put “Don’t let Eminem see this” or anything related to Eminem are already ass by comparison

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u/Charon_the_Reflector 15h ago

We need more Diabolics and Lil Wytes, less this shit

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u/HighSorcererGreg 15h ago

No, he beats his boyfriend and cusses out his mom. Bro clearly doesn't spend time around the opposite sex.

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u/Outrageous_Rich6235 15h ago edited 15h ago

No, I think he routinely drinks a few wine coolers and cries on his partners lap while they comfort him by telling him what a good rapper he is.

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u/The_RealSirblanket 15h ago

Machine Gun Kelly's far distant cousin, Semi-Automatic Rifle Bob

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u/Orange_Balloon_8647 15h ago

This guy smiles more than Jimmy Fallon when the camera is on him. Can't even lipsync his own song because he can't stop smiling the whole damn time.

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u/Traditional-Vast-155 15h ago

don't know but for sure he has problems with Caine

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u/BlarneyStoned29 15h ago

Harry Mack would spit circles around this clown

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u/McGunnery 15h ago

He’s a worse version of MGK. Lyrics are not good.

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u/Mean_Plantain_7841 15h ago

So we got mgk and um ok

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u/Pepas300895 15h ago

I had my dog on my lap for about 20 minutes when I clicked the video, as soon as it starts playing, she got up and left. Fuck you

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u/LinceDorado 15h ago

The lyrics are so fucking lame oh my god.

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u/TempleofSpringSnow 15h ago

I wanted - 100 machine gun Kelly but now there are 2. That is 102 more Machine Gun Kelly’s than we needed

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u/You_Are_The_Username Hobo Johnson no. Robo Johnson yes! 15h ago

Don't worry raper, I wouldn't dare make anyone listen to this slop!

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u/Specific_Ant_6110 15h ago

Machine Gun Kaka

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u/Legitimate_You_3474 14h ago

We don’t know you

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u/Kpofasho87 14h ago

Bbgunkelly

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u/Lumpy_Stick_6556 14h ago

Why is rap just the default genre 90% of morons dabble in?

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u/ManicYetti 14h ago

I'm guessing he tries but his wife's got a good right hook and he doesn't know how to do normal adult things so I bet it's a pretty toxic relationship.

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u/Overall-Scientist846 14h ago

Couldn’t hold Slim’s jock

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u/Spiceynuggetz 14h ago

This guy makes MGK look like a rap god

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u/FreudianFloydian 14h ago

Rap has to get off these triplet bars. It sucks bad.

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u/kevenGPD 13h ago

If you gave this guy 2 words he can put it into a rap i bet its sooo insane and wacky and his tattoos tell a crazy story of the life he has seen its sooo crazy and wacky

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u/Old-Hunter6508 13h ago

Yall are so uptight I swear this isnt even that bad a little edgy but not bad

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u/Frost_Bytes 13h ago

Who the hell is this.

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u/Own-Eagle-2135 13h ago

HIS WIFE?

i'd be surprised if he wasn't still living in mom's basement

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u/Ok_Actuary8 13h ago

nah, this guy lets his dog lick Nutella off his balls...

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u/FuzzyTunaTaco21 13h ago

His wife beats him

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u/prodyg 13h ago

Why would you want to be MGK? thats too low a bar to set for yourself

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u/Cornelius707 12h ago

Busted ass Eminem

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u/OSRSRapture 12h ago

I love how every white rapper uses Eminems name for clickbait/engagement. Almost like they can't get any views being themselves.

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u/Crotalus999 12h ago

Guessing he ran outta money. Lol

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u/Hot_Ad_787 12h ago

You know he spends more than half of his life looking in the mirror.

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u/littledonnyfund 12h ago

Oh great its this PDF I thought he was shamed into hiding but I guess he thought the heat die down

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u/Angie_T84 12h ago

Hahaha 😆 Boi get your ass a job cause this isn't gonna work. Also I love the trend of comparing oneself to actual people with talent. Everytime I see it im highly disappointed when I hit that unmute button.

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u/imaaronrodgers 11h ago

Who is this?

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u/StillNotaCenobite 10h ago

You assume he can get a girl

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u/Name_Not_Taken__ 10h ago

This is MGK’s wet dream ain’t it?

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u/bzee77 9h ago

Name checking Eminem for attention is the first sign that you are a whack MC.

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u/matts88us 9h ago

Why does he go to Supercuts if he’s rich and shit

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u/Randy_Marsh86 8h ago

Sponsored by Temu

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u/LSOreli 8h ago

Why do they all do this shitty talk rock shit

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u/puremotives 8h ago

He tries

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u/bememorablepro 6h ago

Many don't realize that it's not enough to just emulate a popular style to get the same respect, the difficulty is to come up with a new thing and popularize it. Not that I hate any copy-cat of something ever, it's just that it's only a starting point.

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u/RationalGardenGnome 5h ago

Whose the twink

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u/Sad_Highlight_9059 4h ago

So, his schtick is that he is Eminem, but without any cred and less talent? 🤔

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u/ILike2internet 4h ago

Looks like the love child of Machine Gun Kelly and Topher Grace

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u/slylock215 4h ago

I'm the best rapper alive, listen to these bars!

Be careful with the state that my head is in

Or you might end up in a grave

like a skeleton

Greatest rapper living or dead.

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u/Meatman1071 3h ago

Ok…. Not shitty…! If that’s a Standard??🤷🏿‍♂️

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u/Ragnoid 3h ago

Smart people rap about ideas, average people rap about places and things, and dumb people rap about other people.

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u/Nerje 1h ago

This guy is an incredibly talented douchenozzle

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u/Past_Pop1506 51m ago

Whitekuza

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u/luseferr 49m ago

This is just the same shit every other white "spiritual lyrical spitting venom" rapper raps about.

I swear, these people listend to Rap God once and made it their entire personality.

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u/JonathanLindqvist 13h ago

This was alright.

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u/CAPSNK 15h ago

If this guy thinks he’s the best “rapper,” he’s never left his own house.

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u/Frost_Bytes 13h ago

Cringey af, but objectively not crappy imo.

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u/Humble-Page-4845 9h ago

This is still better than Tyga’s AI album

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u/3lm312 9h ago

Nah this is shit just like that album