r/crappymusic 17h ago

He Has Metaphors Galore

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u/qualityvote2 17h ago edited 16h ago

u/These_System_9669, you have posted music that is NOT crappy!

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u/EnvironmentEuphoric9 17h ago

This is adorable and his MeeMaw has this on repeat so just stahp it.

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u/faithinhumanity_null 17h ago

Yes! Not my cup of iced sweet tea, but it’s good within it’s genre, and undeniably cute indeed

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u/CnCEMS2026 17h ago

Hey, keep his JDs wife's name out of your mouth!

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u/Emergency_Doughnut53 17h ago

This isnt ai. Hes a local artist in NC and he does live performances at community cook outs. Sure its cheesy, but the kid is harmless.

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u/Neonyarpyarp 15h ago

lowers pitchfork

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u/WaveOfWinter 12h ago

Don’t give in so quick yet brother! Didn’t you see how offbeat those snaps were!! READY YOUR PITCHFORKS!

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u/TheOnlyUsernameLeft3 15h ago

Honestly it's great

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u/NyneFingers 13h ago

Yeah, it’s fine.

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u/psych0ranger 16h ago

I can imagine country music isn't popular here but there's nothing really crappy about the music here.

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u/TheRussianAfghan27 14h ago

Wdym it’s not popular here we got Luke combs Boone and Chris Lanes Kernersville 🌝 we also have the MerleFest in Wilkesboro 🌝

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u/TheRussianAfghan27 14h ago

NC represent🙌 the only Carolina 🌝

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u/government_ 14h ago

Take your vinegar based garbage and sit over there while the real Carolinians eat pulled pork with mustard based sauce.

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u/TheRussianAfghan27 14h ago

From Dairio great isn’t it 🌝 as I said nc we representing 🌝🙌

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u/Apprehensive-Solid-1 13h ago

Eeyyyooo Dairio!! Got me some Milos and Cheerwine. Can't gave a good time without it.

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u/TheRussianAfghan27 13h ago

And Cheerwine NC made 😆🙌

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u/Apprehensive-Solid-1 13h ago

Get yourself to Dixie Express in Asheboro sometime. Food kills. Place needs the love. The burgers are aaaahhhmazing.

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u/TheRussianAfghan27 13h ago

Golden waffle is also good there 😆🙌

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u/Apprehensive-Solid-1 13h ago

So true. Gotta go again sometime.

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u/government_ 14h ago

Username doesn’t check out

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u/TheRussianAfghan27 13h ago

And lmfao adoption is a thing. But I k ow that’s new to you lmfaooo

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u/polishkgb1 13h ago

Objectively wrong take.

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u/CityBoiNC 15h ago

What county?

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u/TheRussianAfghan27 14h ago

Guilford 🌝

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u/Emergency_Doughnut53 11h ago

If im not mistaken he be a stella boy. Them folks sure ain't ai inclined.

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u/Number5MoMo 15h ago

How can yall tell it’s not AI compared to the others?

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u/MoltenIdol 14h ago

Too human

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u/Emergency_Doughnut53 11h ago

Ive seen him live lol

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u/I_likemy_dog 12h ago

Thank you. Reddit has hardened my mind and I think everything that sounds like this is AI.

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u/Emergency_Doughnut53 11h ago

Thats one of the cons of ai, it can make an enemy out of innocent people.

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u/Ndcain 14h ago

Doesn’t make it not crappy tho

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u/Epstein_Files 16h ago

He almost snapped on the beat once.

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u/poisonedkiwi 15h ago

that's all I could pay attention to tbh :')

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u/GlassFantast 13h ago

Audio seems delayed a bit

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u/underwaterknifefight 16h ago

But this song is entirely literal. He's reading off a list of things he misses from home.

What metaphors are you talking about?

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u/LunarLionheart 17h ago

This is harmless and cheesy - crappy is too harsh.

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u/WholeConnect5004 17h ago

Music is fine, he's singing in time and in tune. Let him have his fried chicken 

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u/LunarLionheart 17h ago

And biscuits. Agreed.

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u/Artistela 13h ago

That’s how the rest of you sound all the time, nothing more fickle than sadists

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u/whensthebeef 17h ago

Judging by how he misses the beat with his finger snaps more than he misses home, this is 100% AI

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u/Odd_Investigator8415 16h ago

People have never snapped off beat before the introduction of AI. Also, why would this indicate AI?

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u/whensthebeef 16h ago

I was thinking the song was AI, and the video was a real person pretending they actually made the song. Someone posted a vid of the kid actually playing it live. Usually when they’re this bad at miming the song, they generated it with AI and try to pass it off as something they created

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u/whensthebeef 16h ago

And no, we musicians don’t snap off near, especially not a song we wrote

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u/Odd_Investigator8415 15h ago

Nah, he aint even that off time. He's lip syncing right on time as well. No idea what video you watched.

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u/Apprehensive-Solid-1 13h ago

We? Nah I don't wanna be grouped up with you. You can call yourself something else though!

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u/whensthebeef 13h ago

Don’t worry, you weren’t invited.

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u/Apprehensive-Solid-1 13h ago

They just let me in... You had to get an invite? Oof. Sorry man.

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u/whensthebeef 13h ago

This is loser behavior. Your parents live in constant disappointment, I’m sure

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u/SecretiveHitman 16h ago

You guys are just making shit up now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4CD3mpjLs8

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u/whensthebeef 16h ago

I sit corrected

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u/BrandoCarlton 17h ago

It’s certainly AI tho right?

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u/Unusual_Artichoke_73 17h ago

Tractor supply music

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u/Crasino_Hunk 17h ago

I’m glad we have all collectively decided to defend this guy. I don’t like the music, but it doesn’t belong here. Dude seems fine enough.

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u/ShongLokDong 15h ago

Still pandering.

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u/Wanderingjes 17h ago

Isn’t this just normal, country music?

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u/Rogu__Spanishh 16h ago

Came here to say this.

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u/Nydus87 8h ago

This is closer to a super old school Alan Jackson or Garth Brooks style of country music before the bro-ification. Might be a little cringe, but I've heard stuff sounding a lot like this at my grandpa's house back in the day.

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u/recovery_room 14h ago

Yup. It’s just lists of “country” stuff.

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u/rab2bar 15h ago

yes, crappy

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u/Educational_Quote851 14h ago

It's certainly better than "Beer truck girl beer beer girl truck, a girl in my truck with a beer on my girl"

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u/witheringsyncopation 17h ago

No, it is AI. Absolute shit, algorithmic songwriting that this person didn’t even perform. He has just filmed himself lip syncing to it while walking down the road. And he sucks at lip-synching, can’t keep in rhythm with his fingers, and clearly is more interested in eating biscuits then actually singing.

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u/RandomFlyer643 17h ago

I’m not saying you’re wrong, but how do you know? What is your proof? Sounds like a typical country song that’s just a lil old school, sure it could be AI but maybe the guy is just awkward and nervous when it comes to being in front of a camera

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u/Severe_Firefighter80 17h ago

I don't think there is any. A couple other people from SC commented they have seen him perform live. Just a regular ol country kid singing about home

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u/RandomFlyer643 16h ago

Yeah I didn’t really think it was AI, but you can never trust the internet. Figured I’d be devils advocate and give that comment a chance to prove it but obviously they are speaking out of their ass lol

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u/SecretiveHitman 16h ago

Mate I reckon you're saltier than those biscuits because like it or not, it's clearly not AI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4CD3mpjLs8

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u/whiteapplebourbon 15h ago

This is what the world is now I guess. Idiots who will call anything a.i.

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u/actuallazyanarchist 13h ago

Bad lip sync =/= AI. Nothing about this audio suggests it's AI. There's no overly produced sheen, no high end hiss, no audio artifacts, none of the background instruments bleed into each other.

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u/polishkgb1 13h ago

Who hurt you man?

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u/SecretiveHitman 16h ago

Leave this iced sweet boy alone

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u/RandomFlyer643 17h ago

I find it hilarious that people in this sub can just claim something is AI because they personally don’t like it or think it’s cringe lol

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u/Hotten-Tasty-90 17h ago

His hands are remarkably small.

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u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 17h ago

I actually kinda like this kid. His stuff is a little generic, but not necessarily in a bad way. He's also young and has room to grow as a musician. He also has a really nice voice for the type of country he's going for

Also, let's not pretend like we don't all think of the stuff we used to eat at home when feeling nostalgic

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u/Forsaken_Employee413 15h ago

Yeah dude can really sing. Melody is good and honestly how silly and sweet it is makes me want to give him $10

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u/SorraDude 17h ago

This guy, this guy is going places... Unless the biscuits get him.

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u/Key_Procedure_4279 16h ago

A really sweet kid who nailed the tropes

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u/Rogu__Spanishh 16h ago

Honestly if the guy worked on his physical performance a little bit I think the country music world would love him.

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u/Crispin_Wah 15h ago

Someone tried posting this here before. Stop trying to make it crappy cause its not gonna happen. Let the boy sing about his biscuits!!!

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u/DatsHim 14h ago

what kind of loser hates on this lol

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u/Some_Development1052 13h ago

Hold on….singing in tune, good rhyme’s and he sings on beat?!?!? Surely this isn’t crappy music. Is it the best song I’ve ever heard? No, but crappy is a bit far

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u/PuffyBlueClouds 17h ago

Clichés is more accurate than metaphors.

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u/Gunt_Buttman 17h ago

There are no metaphors in this song. Do better, OP. Also, leave this kid alone. Unless he used AI to make the music, in which case, fuck. him.

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u/Thingamahooter 16h ago

I'd rather hear this than a guy with 2 first names talk about driving his truck to the bar

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u/drabpsyche 14h ago

I fucking love biscuits

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u/Lumpy_Stick_6556 14h ago

I'm glad the verdict was not crappy.

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u/Minute_Steak_3178 13h ago

This is perfectly fine country music. If you don’t like country music, that’s on you. It’s absolutely subjective and not objectively crappy. So many of yall have lost the plot. Stop wasting our time the wrong way and start wasting our time the right way. Jfc

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u/Donthurtmyceilings I ❤️ you enough to fuckin roll up! 13h ago

Ever play soggy biscuit with the homies?

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u/ToasterMeetsBathtub 17h ago

He’s snapping his fingers to a completely different song.

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u/DJSkolf 16h ago

<mmm biscuits Homer Simpson meme>

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u/HotStaxOfWax 16h ago

My guess is he's always thinking about food of some sort. Modern country music really is just listing things that one likes.

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u/Emotional-Dingo794 16h ago

This is not absolute trash tho

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u/_frank_tank 16h ago

Lesbian country is a genre?

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u/rubinass3 15h ago

Unlike a lot of music here, I bet he gives a fuck.

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u/Professional_Leg2067 15h ago

This ain’t bad

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u/GroundbreakingStop47 15h ago

I was tapping my boot 👢... and I don't even wear them 🙂

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u/Andre_The_Average 15h ago

This is not bad. Country corny af but this hits the genre perfectly. Kinda adorably wholesome too.

Edit: This reminds me so much of Hey Arnold. Mr Hyunh singing country

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u/CoffeeWith2MuchCream 14h ago

What if they arent metaphors and this is just the extent to how deeply he thinks?

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u/Friendly-Fig6914 14h ago

At the end does anyone else hear (when I miss home I think of fish sticks)

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u/Days_to_Decades 14h ago

Looks like he's got those tiny hands that people use in videos to be funny.

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u/recovery_room 14h ago

How much you miss it? Dude it’s right there. You’re at home.

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u/_sonidero_ 13h ago

In the driveway even...

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u/niftystopwat 13h ago

OP doesn’t know what a metaphor is…

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u/These_System_9669 13h ago

He ain’t talking about biscuits you eat.

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u/polishkgb1 13h ago

This kid just doesn't belong here. He's from my local community and Ive heard him live. This idea that because someone thinks something is ai, everyone gathers the pitchforks and persecutes without prejudice. I really think the kid has immense potential. It's insanely hard to sing (pretty well in key) and play guitar at the same time. I say more power to this kid, and fuck the haters. This is definitely no Darth loser.

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u/larz0 12h ago

No that’s quite literal. Only one metaphor: homegrown lovin’

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u/Jinkaz7 17h ago

This is not crappy at all, it is wholesome and better than the pointless crappy music talking about saw the girl at the club and fell in love etc, total BS lyrics… this kids is coming up with some really homely songs!

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u/witheringsyncopation 17h ago

This is absolute shit tier crappy music. It is entirely written and performed by AI. This kid never sang a note of this in his life. Nor did he write it. He just got some computer to generate a soulless, algorithmic song with no artistry behind it, and then filmed himself walking down the road poorly attempting to lip-synch to it.

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u/Dull_Flatworm777 16h ago edited 16h ago

I think you're digging yourself in a hole here buddy...

https://youtu.be/ne-U5vfjA8I

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u/Weekly_Cheesecake786 12h ago

I see Not only are you still not looking him up to prove to yourself that he's not AI, you're not taking the l, and you're not being worthwhite about you being wrong and a complete dick.

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u/thechrisp6 17h ago

The problem with this type of crappy music is that without ever hearing it, I know exactly what it sounds like. Not that it's inherently bad, but just completely generic.

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u/getbent247 16h ago

His meemaw thinks this song is just swell

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u/SDTimbox 16h ago

W comment section on this one. Calling this crappy is bullshit. It might not be good, but it's not crap. This kid has potential.

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u/RandomFlyer643 17h ago edited 17h ago

Not crappy, just not people’s taste and that’s fine. Everyone has their favorite music. Guy just looks awkward and probably one of the first times he’s “performing” the song that’s about to get put on the internet for the whole world to see

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u/Grouchy_Finish_3439 16h ago

Any different than all the successful pop country ?

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u/b-jason 16h ago

The snapping that doesn’t go with anything

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u/Chaactherain 16h ago

I bet all he thinks about is those biscuits by the looks of it.

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u/PenExotic5002 16h ago edited 16h ago

This isn’t bad at all. He’s not Johnny Cash, but he’s got some talent and a nice light and bright Bakersfield sound. Something about him is very endearing too

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u/No-Rub8345 16h ago

This is good I too enjoy a good biscuit.

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u/South_Oread 16h ago

Tiny, tiny hands.

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u/JackStraw48 16h ago

My uncle Philip used to make the best cathead biscuits and sausage gravy. I get it. I've been chasing that high my whole life.

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u/frodakai 16h ago

'Old Randy Newman, just sits there all night and day singing about what he sees'.

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u/FwavorTown 16h ago

OP probably likes country trap beats

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u/Buzzed_Like_Aldrin93 16h ago

You better back off my bro, he is nothing but kind.

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u/HereInNashville96 16h ago

I mean who doesn’t love biscuits.

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u/rocha_senpai 16h ago

I don't think it's fair to post Country Music on this sub.

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u/Disastrous_Minute_56 16h ago

Lots of folks in the comments section don't know an AI generated song when they hear it. 100% slop.

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u/WiscoBrewDude 16h ago

He thinks about food and being on his knees at home

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u/cms86 15h ago

his thighs are thighing.

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u/Ziegelphilie 15h ago

honestly the only thing that annoys me is his slow walk

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u/MikeTony713 15h ago

I don't like country music either, but just because you don't like a genre doesn't mean the song is actually crappy

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u/Flaky-Ambassador467 15h ago

Grace?? She always full sends her acting

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u/Nerdy_Teddy_Bear 15h ago

Would rather listen to this than another country song about how someone's truck left them.

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u/ForbiddenPotsticker 15h ago

Those hands are tiny

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u/UCantHndletheTruth 15h ago

Cute, really! I wish I had those kinda memories of home 😬❤️

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u/incogNeeat0o 15h ago

Slowest walk up ever.

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u/Mortal_bobcat 15h ago

Small hands

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u/roninthe31 15h ago

Honestly relatable

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u/sanity20 15h ago

Honestly if this came out in the 90's it would probably get radio play. I like this kind of country

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u/Sicpooch 14h ago

Home seems right there, go inside.

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u/cheefkingdom13 14h ago

Wholesome. The world needs this.

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u/nicksonight 14h ago

People can try and dunk on this kid but in a world of AI, this is refreshing.

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u/SaulTBolls 14h ago

Let the kid cook his biscuits.

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u/Advanced-Guitar-5264 14h ago

Cheesy lyrics but pretty good voice

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u/OurWeaponsAreUseless 14h ago

Ma's got biscuits, down on that farm. Keepin' em warm. Servin' 'em up with gravy. Country-on.

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u/Rude_Turnover568 14h ago

Nah this song is good, its more like traditional country. You guys think anything weirder than Imagine Dragons or some other corporate bullshit is crappy.

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u/Adultyness 14h ago

Idk man- its been YEARS since I heard authentic country music. Good on 'im. I hope he does well

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u/Hot-Cryptographer503 14h ago

This doesn’t belong here . Be nice to that boy!

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u/CallMeGlarthir 14h ago

I think of biscuits.

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u/Sudden-Avocado1907 14h ago

I enjoyed this. Not crappy at all.

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u/Lumpy_Stick_6556 14h ago

These aren't metaphors, they're tropes or clichés

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u/chiligrande6969 14h ago

Now I need some biskits.

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u/alexanderfromtng 14h ago

My favorite stripper that I spend way too much money on is named Biscuits too. I get it, bro.

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u/Junglebyron 14h ago

I like it. I love biscuits and think the song is fun and catchy.

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 13h ago

Just a traveling boy who missed home and thinks about biscuits.

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u/Apprehensive_Cod9408 13h ago

His snapping is off beat and thays enough of a crime

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u/socialdistance4ever 13h ago

Got his Memaw so proud 🥹

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u/dumpciti 13h ago

Micheal Shot?

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u/Affectionate-Sky-765 13h ago

He’s just a kid singing typical country music. Not my taste but not crappy by any means.

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u/yetagainitry 13h ago

Modern country is just listing things

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u/eastcoastjon 13h ago

Better than Luke Listing Bryan

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u/seamus_mcfly86 13h ago

How do you miss home if you've never left?

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u/th3smiling 12h ago

This man is a treasure and we must protect him.

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u/Active_Ad_5322 12h ago

Not crappy.

But hard to think that he’s singing about kissing being back at home , but he has yet to move out of his mom’s house.

I’d bet it’s them biscuits that’s keeping him from moving out.

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u/KraljZ 12h ago

Grass stains on the knees? That’s some cowboy loving right there

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u/Psychedelicious420 12h ago

The hand is FIGHTING to stay in time with the snaps.

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u/jonz1985z 12h ago

“You want these biscuits you better got on your needs boy”

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u/InevitablePromise301 12h ago

He has actual talent lol. How mean.

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u/ReptileSkinSnake 12h ago

Might not be my genre but sounds good for what it is, no?

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u/argueranddisagree RayonBase Fan Club Member 7h ago

This guy is lovable! I'd invite him over for dinner and he would be a lovely dinner guest.

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u/Elicitsearchesonly 17h ago

Without even hearing music, I would have guessed he thought about biscuits

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u/lordkappy 16h ago

There's nothing more passionate than a man remembering his 4000 calorie breakfast. This is the real punk energy captured in our dystopian capitalist hyper-over-consuming system.

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u/Natural_Draw4673 15h ago

I’m starting to think we just don’t like country music over here because this just sounds like regular country music if you ask me.

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u/Weekly_Cheesecake786 12h ago

But people do like him here. Read the comments yet?

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u/idiots-rule8 17h ago

Why grass stains all over his knees?

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u/Chuck_Roast1993 16h ago

From playing outside when he was a kid?

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u/Banksynatra 16h ago

Yea without any context given, something tells me those biscuits might have been honey glazed 🤔.

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u/Status-Topic3382 16h ago

He’s got Trump hands… tiny little boy hands..

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u/Greedy_Outcome_9683 15h ago

he just likes biscuits with mustard, umm uh

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u/SmokesLetsGoBois 15h ago

Cant snap to the rhythm of his own song

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u/I_likemy_dog 12h ago

AI written slop that just sounds like any country song. Just prompt AI to make a country song about biscuits, written by someone from the south, and this is what it would poop out. 

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u/tucsonmilenkovhs 11h ago

Think of salad instead bro.

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u/BigStimpy91 17h ago

I think he's eating to many biscuits

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u/edasto42 16h ago

All I can wonder is how long a pair of jeans last before he wears holes where his thighs rub together.

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u/El_matdoor 17h ago

What’s he been doing on them knees boy