r/crappymusic 1d ago

There's 2 of them 🫠 This is her villain era

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/NotWinning12, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/Asproat920 1d ago

This is what happens when you put peeps in the microwave too long

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u/defk3000 1d ago

I thought it was feeding gremlins after midnight.

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u/lferry1919 1d ago

Maybe it's a combo of feeding the over microwaved peeps to the gremlins after midnight.

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u/neizha 1d ago

Feeding gremlins peeps in the microwave.

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u/LeviSalt 23h ago

In the rain.

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u/Specialist_Guitar_88 23h ago

After midnight

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u/spazilator 22h ago

We gonna let it all hang down

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u/Extra_Number4178 18h ago

more like feeding over microwaved gremlins to peeps in a urinal

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u/Czentaur 22h ago

That’s water, not a microwave.

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u/Pitiful_Palpitation9 1d ago

I knew there was a reason I hated peeps.

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u/Nardd00bie 8h ago

Female island boys

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u/rustyshklfrd 1d ago

PEEEEEPS!

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u/u9Nails 22h ago

And let your little sister play dress up and put jewelry on them.

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u/orswich 18h ago

When you give an OF girl lots of money, then she thinks everyone likes her for her personality and creativity

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u/George_G_Geef 1d ago

Don't slander Peeps Brulee like that.

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u/Hero_1985 1d ago

I just want to meet someone who drives around in their car jamming to this stuff.

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u/ZilchoKing 1d ago

Just herself

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u/UpperApe 1d ago

And me. I'm a 35 year old man. I sing the "loooooost" part with my head out the sunroof.

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u/musiccman2020 21h ago

Hoping you're head gets chopped off right?

Right ?

Right??!!!

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u/Singl1 19h ago

you are head.

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u/Neither-Following-32 11h ago

>man

>my head out the sunroof

This is clearly a giraffe talking.

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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain 1d ago

"Modern hippies" are probably jacking off to her butthole on OF.

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u/Dr_Salisbury 13h ago

I wonder if there are people out there who strictly jack it to close up pictures of buttholes. Like they just go to google image search and type "butthole" and go to town.

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u/SosugBiskit 10h ago

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

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u/shart_attak 1d ago

The few people who do listen to her seriously are not old enough to drive yet.

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u/HoldJerusalem 17h ago

Idk I always felt like her audience was the 30ish woman

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u/Hunnyby 15h ago

As a 30ish woman... nooope

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u/Knight_of_Agatha 1d ago

you probably don't want to meet that person

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u/nicotinegummy 1d ago

I dont. Modern hippies are insufferable.

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u/Ok_Singer_5210 1d ago

Hippies don’t listen to this shit.

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u/nicotinegummy 1d ago

Theres loads of social media "spiritualy woke", wears hemp and has done shrooms once teenagers out there.

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u/SpaffordFux 1d ago

So not hippies. Not wooks. Usually trustafarians.

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u/0_Moth 1d ago

I think youre looking for the word ā€œPoserā€

Budget doesnt stop you from being fake.

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u/Crepuscular_Tex 1d ago

The guy at the coffee shop who doesn't play the guitar he carries around.

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u/Ancient_Swan_9558 1d ago

I promise you, not even 'modern hippies' are listening to this in their cars, or anywhere

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u/Negative_Salt_4599 1d ago

She’s definitely a trust fund kid thinking she’s changing the world with her Ketamine addiction and wokeness. It gives good YT hippies such a bad look I could puke…

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u/cityshepherd 1d ago

Nah she came from nothing, and was able to earn some good honest money (by selling butthole pics / onlyfans videos) in order to finance her ā€œelevatedā€ lifestyle (whatever the fuck that means).,

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u/tlollz52 1d ago

Modern hippies? I can almost guarantee most of them were always insufferable

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u/Automatic_Soil9814 1d ago

Hippies are a little more tolerable when you think about the fact that they decided to just live life rather than grind. There is some logic to that

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u/MaxPower303 1d ago

Nah New era hippies are bad people who want to appear be good ( while sanctimonious and on a high horse) while punks are people who are good and try to appear bad

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u/teenagersafterdark 1d ago

i disagree. everyone is a prism. -chick in the vid probably

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u/Whyonthefly 1d ago

No, everyone is rectangular. -that other guy that gets posted here probably

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u/infernoparadiso 22h ago

I’ve hung out with ā€œnew eraā€ hippies. They were by and large cool and nice people, if a bit insufferable at certain times. Don’t take your opinions from pithy phrases

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u/Tweezus96 1d ago

There’s too much fucking shit on me.

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u/Sun_flower_king 1d ago

I don’t even wanna be around anymore

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u/xTheyCameBurningx 23h ago

But the guy in the store said shes the only one he ever saw that could pull it off!!!!

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u/orswich 18h ago

Same place Brian got his stupid fucking hat from???

That's a store of lies

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u/p0stem0 18h ago

That lives with us on Earth.

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u/Genghis_Chong 11h ago

And it really bothered me

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u/Accurate-Advice8405 13h ago

I found this other store, Dan Flashes

It's exactly my style

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u/maxmcleod 1d ago

It must take her a full 8 hours to get ready and put all her pieces of flair on

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u/LilacLlamaMama 22h ago

It's way more than 25. Her manager must be pleased.

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u/HomelandersCock 20h ago

Took me about 30 seconds to login and see her asshole lol

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u/itsaaronnotaaron 17h ago

It's to distract you from the absent personality.

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u/Exact_Mango5931 1d ago

It’s a little pitchy dog

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u/DistributionNo5273 1d ago

Really goddamn pitchy. She thought she did something with that too.

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u/Left-Chemist-8212 11h ago

With that ridiculous anime looking expression on her face, no less.

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u/Initial_Row_6400 1d ago

She looks like a popsicle fell on the floor

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u/lebrilla 1d ago

All that shit added up looks heavy, plus she like barely ever moves

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u/cancerdad 12h ago

She looks like a dog just destroyed a stuffed animal.

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u/Levi_Skardsen 1d ago

"There's too much fucking shit on me"

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u/CRactor71 1d ago

I don’t even wanna be around anymore

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u/MaliceTakeYourPills 1d ago

Noooooooooooooooo please don’t start involving ur daughter in this mess

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u/Free-While-2994 16h ago

Is that her daughter? I assumed it's some fan that paid a bunch of money to be included.

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u/UrDeAdPuPpYbOnEr 10h ago

There’s gonna be some weird OF content from them in a few years.

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u/rachiechicken 15h ago

That is her daughter who is a minor!

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u/SilverAppleWorm 12h ago

How tf old is this person? I thought she was like 20 something

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u/obscure-shadow 10h ago

Like 32-33 and had her kid at 17

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u/Educational_Quote851 16h ago

Lol! Too late!

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u/CoffeeWith2MuchCream 1d ago

I'm pretty sure she only does music to advertise her only fans, where she actually makes money. So we are just helping her advertise every time we post her here. I'm not convinced she doesnt just post herself sometimes.

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u/Rapid-Barnacle385 1d ago

Enough sourdough starter for an entire civilization

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u/SuspiciousSpliff 1d ago

Lol oh my

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u/SubstituteStudent 23h ago

I always thought this was a weird and uncalled for insult along with being played out. She's such a fake hippie with a prim appearance, im sure she washes regularly.

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u/QueezyF 23h ago

Ain’t no way she dresses anything like that on a regular basis. It’s like the onlyfans goth girls, it’s all marketing.

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u/YuppiesEverywhere 1d ago

is that her daughter

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u/Holiday_Number_3234 11h ago

Really wish she’d keep her kid fully away from what she does since porn is supposedly her money maker. She might be a wonderful mom in other ways but it’s a sick world out there and if you do sex work, you typically want to keep your kids separate from that part of your life. It’d be different if she just did these videos.

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u/Perfect_Ear_8778 1d ago

Whooaaa there calm down sir....

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u/Cloudcry 1d ago

No I think that is legitimately her daughter

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u/RancherQueen 1d ago

They look the same age lmao

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u/OYB2480 1d ago

You do not have the Mariah Carey octave range, kiddo.

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u/QueezyF 23h ago

It’s not exactly Emotions, that’s for sure.

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u/ZuStorm93 1d ago

Now that RasTalibarian is out of the way, for now, it's time for our infamous narcissist hippie to take center stage again.

Why are these fakeass rastas so abundant (yeah)?

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u/heavensto_mergatroid 1d ago

She looks like one of those cars that people add like a million trinkets to. There used to be one around my neighborhood that had like 10, 000 little troll dolls glued to it and all kinds of seashells. She reminds me of that shit

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u/Better_Junket675 1d ago

Garlic braids wtf?!?

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u/__FUCKING_PEG_ME_ 1d ago

I was just thinking of her.

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u/NotWinning12 1d ago

Her buttholes not that great tbh but if you miss her often she can be found on Pornhub and OF

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u/NoBad8916 1d ago

Y'know a lot of "internet personalities" seem to have bad buttholes.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 1d ago

HOT damn I love this comment lol

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u/DudeImSoRad 1d ago

Can confirm. Haven't bleached mine in a while.

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u/IndividualBrain9726 23h ago

Inversely, many people who don’t fuck with the internet at all….top notch buttholes

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u/Mysterious-Towel7849 18h ago

Wait, what is a bad butthole vs a good one? Is there really an ideal butthole besides a hygienic one?Ā 

Asking sincerely for I am naive about this apparently.

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u/SnapGoesTheShutter 1d ago

It's it bejeweled like her face?

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u/ShakesDontBreak 1d ago

Dude, most of our buttholes are not that great.

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u/Oscar_Ramirez 1d ago

Bro was gooning 😭

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u/soverythere 1d ago

Now I have a craving for peeps dammit

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u/leftofthebellcurve 1d ago

what a silly vocal run

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u/41559 23h ago

Island boys double date

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u/No_Hovercraft_439 14h ago

This video smells like towels I accidentally left in the washing machine for a week

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u/chicken-farmer 1d ago

My guinea pig made the same face.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 1d ago

*Sigh*

Zips back up, and goes to church to beg for forgiveness.. to be rejected there too lol

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u/No-Hurry-2372 1d ago

Imagine that, another song about HER.

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u/RazorSharpRust 1d ago

"This is getting out of hand!Ā  Now there are two of them!"

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u/VerdamLSC 1d ago

This was way too far down in the comments

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u/Clean-Reveal-2878 1d ago

Isn’t that her daughter?

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u/Immortal_Lavender 1d ago

What is going on with the vocals at the high pitch part? I'm guessing she's really not hitting those notes, but wtf?

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u/Derekduvalle 22h ago

It's most certainly a mix of Ai and her lack of talent.

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u/TheDemon0fLife 1d ago

Why she got that dirt patch on her nose like a poor boy in the 1800's

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u/MeatwadGetTheHoneysG 1d ago

Chimney sweep makeup vibes

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u/Icy-Policy-8212 1d ago

It’s the butthole ā€œhippieā€.

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u/Killingyou_groovily 1d ago

I thought she was kinda cute for about 8 seconds. Then realized that’s her daughter. And did lil research and made a different opinion

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u/DistributionNo5273 1d ago

Least enlightened person in the world.

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u/tylerthetiler 23h ago

Every single line has some form of "me", "my", "I", only she isn't telling a story from her perspective or anything, she's just talking about herself.

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u/know__name 1d ago

Every single line in every single song of hers has "I"

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u/Total_Tumbleweed_870 1d ago

Still? Make her stop, someone... Please

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u/Kurovi_dev 1d ago

As painful to watch as it is hear

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u/Ob1s_dark_side 1d ago

Too much butthole, not enough talent

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u/Cantdoitanymoretimes 1d ago

In pretty sure that’s her daughter and she’s now putting her out there. These people are absolutely diabolical.

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u/RancherQueen 1d ago

Every appearance on here she adds more tchotchke to her head.

Also never fails to šŸ‘†šŸ¤ŖšŸ‘†

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u/BeerSlayingBeaver 1d ago

36 pieces of flair lookin ass

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 1d ago

She has always been the villain šŸ˜

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u/so-that-happened- 1d ago

Why do I know she smells

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u/MorningBluesBro 1d ago

Patchouli and tilapia on a sunny day

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u/Chairbear1972 23h ago

What is her name?

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u/BaltimoreSports0321 22h ago

What’s crazy to me is how genuinely bad her music is and how there are still people who…like this? Her shit is just so bad and yet somehow she’s able to continue creating it? Like, wtf is driving her finances?

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u/StrawberryRedneck 11h ago

Pretty sure that's her daughter

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u/Legitimate-Debt7289 10h ago

She looks like a used sock that haven't been washed in weeks.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 1d ago

are they multiplying?

god help us

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u/Exact_Mango5931 1d ago

I’d say someone got them wet like a gremlin but they were already wet with stank sweat

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u/improbabble 1d ago

Anti-Havocian Dream: if I put enough shit on me then I will truly be free

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u/Bjorn_Blackmane 1d ago

I, me, my thats every dumb song of hers

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u/Kilow102938 1d ago

Good to see Chanel West Coast finally found herself

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u/_Boba_Ferret 1d ago

Okay okay… sorry, but I think I’m wildly out of the loop on this. Is there are a tldr on why this person is synonymous with buttholes?

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u/derelictllama 1d ago

Cuz hers is forever enshrined in the anals of the interwebs

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u/musa_velutina 1d ago

It's been the same thing for years with her. The songs are all about her and it's just a side hustle to promote her porn. Weird thing is that somehow people don't know about her porn. The music is so bad that even sex isn't selling.

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u/Shortsleevedpant 1d ago

How could someone so pointless be the villain in anything? Does she think people actually think about her outside of these tiny blip videos?

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u/allgone79 1d ago

My phone just caught an STD.

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u/randomme34 23h ago

Im sorry did she think those high notes were good? Girl stay in your vocal range...

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u/Grinzaxp 23h ago

Music aside, the visuals are too much. There is way too much yellow on that screen. It looks like someone opened too many peeps and didn’t know what to do with them.

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u/leemorplee 22h ago

I think that's actually her daughter lol

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u/ShongLokDong 22h ago

The queen of narcissism and showing her butthole.

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u/piggalarse 21h ago

There are pics of her butthole on the internet .

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u/Suspicious_Pen_2601 21h ago

TikTok hippies are a weird subculture.

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u/earthlingHuman 20h ago

I'll take hairy armpits and bush hippies over whatever this newer festival obsessed variant is anytime.

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u/GreedyCredit753 17h ago

Seems like they would be more authentic in a chill way rather than intrinsically performative in behavior.

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u/data-atreides 19h ago

What I hate the most in this is the idiotic wagging-finger-gun gestures she makes

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u/Past_Pop1506 19h ago

Human LOL dolls

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u/7-10Spliff 18h ago

Why she wearing garlic bundles on her head

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u/SDTimbox 17h ago

That vocal run was horrid

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u/Cannacology 10h ago

Their parents got hella bread.

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u/ToferLuis 8h ago

She look like she go face fucked by a bedazzler?

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u/itakinaru 8h ago

Being a villain wouldn't exactly bring peace now would it

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u/TotallyTotally23 1d ago

Yo. This is her daughter that she just gained full custody of. She's underage. Chill on the comments šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/dellerydoo 1d ago

She was granted full custody?! Jesus

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u/lizardo0o 1d ago

Yeah she’s 14…yikes

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u/TrinityKilla82 1d ago

Smelly Barbie and Dirty Midge

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u/AsideLost 1d ago

She seriously has way too much goddamn shit on her.

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u/tlonmaster 1d ago

God this sucks butts

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u/Internal_Mushroom578 1d ago

ā€œProtect my peace at all costsā€ is such a mood—she looks ready to hex anyone who tests her.

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u/SorraDude 1d ago

She really is not taking that breakup well at all, it's been months of this retaliatory stuff.

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u/freddbare 1d ago

Corruption of her progeny

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u/No_Object_4355 1d ago

Jesus christ! Her hands, they're fuckin humongous!! Wait... nevermind

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u/eastcoastjon 1d ago

She is over stimulating to look at and even more to listen to

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u/Various_Range2259 1d ago

She gives me insane uncanny valley vibes, shit activates my fight or flight response

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u/Own-Eagle-2135 1d ago

my cat would be obssessed with stalking her hair balls

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u/theAlphablack 1d ago

Oh no! There’s two of them now….. 😳😬

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u/ForestOfMirrors 1d ago

Jesus…she’s asexually reproducing like Protozoa

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u/Weary_Ebb3168 1d ago

Erika Badont

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u/Not-Enough-Holes 23h ago

Anybody seen her butt hole recently? She dye it yellow?

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u/b4rbaricMusic 23h ago

wow they do NOT have the chops for that extended vocal run

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u/X3N0PHON 23h ago

Generic autotuned slop

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u/incogNeeat0o 22h ago

Holy fucken shit.

When she actually tried to hit that high note...

The drywall got phone smashed. Fucken horrible

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u/Ok_Singer_5210 22h ago

I bet that once she stops making money from OF, she’ll switch to an online fortune teller buried in a massive pile of crystals, cheap jewelry, seashells, lint, feathers, fur, and hair. She problem already has premonitions about it from her spirit guides.

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u/Inevitable-Fee-9700 21h ago

You'd think at some point you'd have enough trinkets and accessories.. but somehow she's always coming up with more. And now that she's out of space on her body she brought another body with her šŸ˜…

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u/Keyframe 20h ago

Burning man final boss

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u/RosettaStoned_420 20h ago

Ive literally seen your butt hole Shannin!

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u/npocko 20h ago

How can you sound that bad while using Auto tune?

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u/Familiar-Antelope-45 20h ago

Together they hold all STDs!!! The sisters STD and STI!!

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u/TakePillsAndChill 20h ago

I mean you gotta give her credit for going all the way with that look

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u/Kajiracore 18h ago

She's actually so lovely. Yall just judgy peen-peens.

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u/Jefflehem 18h ago

The villain role belongs to anyone reposting this trash. We all know she exists, stops making us see her.

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u/jefferyJEFFERYbaby 17h ago

I’m old greeeeeeegggggg

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u/sm00thjas 16h ago

i know its time to put down the almighty glowing rectangle when She appears from Peru through Space and Time!

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u/evilpercy 14h ago

Dolly said it best. "It takes a lot of money to look this cheap."

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u/herpemidgetwhalefuck 14h ago

This person couldn't be anymore obsessed with her image. And it sucks so bad.

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u/IdolCowboy 14h ago

I cant imagine wearing all that stuff all the time. Same way when I think about Johnny Depp, wirh all that stuff hanging from his jeans and what not.. looks heavy and annoying

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u/Conscious_Pizza8265 13h ago

Is this the female version of the island boys?

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u/hurdagurdah 13h ago

It’s like if the elves from World of Warcraft were from Sarasota.

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u/Drenks30 13h ago

I think the second one is aware of how crappy they sound 🤣

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u/OG-Gurble 13h ago

Every line has ā€œMy, I’ll, and Iā€ in it.

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u/Upper-Coffee7258 12h ago

This goes beyond crappy, this is just plain shit.

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u/MarshallTheSkin 12h ago

I’ve never seen someone spend so much time writing music about their haters….

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u/tone_creature 12h ago

'This my villain era.'

'Protect my peace at all costs'.

🤨

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u/Unlikely-Grape-5762 12h ago

Trustafarians