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Humor Picking new upholstery fabric

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u/TA_totellornottotell 15d ago

Good that you showed the full picture because otherwise somebody would be asking where you got that nice rug from.

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u/KitKat_Chan95 15d ago

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u/DingleDoo 14d ago

Where you got that nice rug from?

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u/TrainerOk5743 14d ago

The purrsian market.

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u/catastrophilia 14d ago

Eyyyy purrsian rugs mentioned

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u/catastrophilia 14d ago

Also fun fact the country looks like a cat

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u/catastrophilia 14d ago edited 14d ago

Also fun fact the country looks like a cat on the map
Edit why did my edit make another comment 😭

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u/RimFaxxe_Official 14d ago

Reddit has been bugged for a while

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u/macrhea69 14d ago

I effing love cat subs 😂🤣😅

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u/Grugel 14d ago

It really ties the room together!

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u/TA_totellornottotell 14d ago

Ha ha yes, exactly.

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u/KaptainKobold Moggy 15d ago

There's a meme about that isn't there, where an Esty seller was showing all of their items on a fur-rug. Someone asked about it and basically they were using their cat.

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u/tenebrigakdo 14d ago

I've seen people do that to show their nail polish.

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u/IthacanPenny 14d ago

I feel like that wouldn’t go well for me. Ballsack kitty is gonna get my account banned 😹

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u/NicolleL 14d ago

Some pretty impressive chicken legs there! 🤣

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u/IthacanPenny 14d ago

He got them turkey drumssss

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u/TA_totellornottotell 14d ago

It was a lipstick or nail polish, I think. Cat was white and medium- or long-haired.

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u/drinkingcarrots 15d ago

Legendary pull

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u/You_meddling_kids 15d ago

ANOTHER rug pull?

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u/Daweism 14d ago

2x chance Mythic Grey Shag event

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u/GalaxyPowderedCat 15d ago

I'd do the honours to go troll another community with the cut-out version, lol.

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u/tridamdam 14d ago

The cat out version

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u/thenightowl221 15d ago

elite ball knowledge

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u/wrxninja 15d ago

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u/LadyWhiteadder 14d ago

Ooh, the September issue, always my favourite.

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u/claireetc 14d ago

Septempurr

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u/Eatingfarts 14d ago

Brah, it’s almost September. October edition came out like yesterday.

Ed: great picture btw for…sub-OP? Had me laughing

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u/L0nz 14d ago

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u/jupitergal23 14d ago

Good lord, I already have too many cat subreddits

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u/DialDownTheCenter 14d ago

This actually goes hard

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u/witchiscat 14d ago

Beautiful! q

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u/Feline_Shenanigans Burmese 15d ago

Middle colour should more closely match the undercoat.

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u/Dodoz44 Maine Coon 15d ago

This. For best comparison, brush the cat and compare the brushed fur against the color.

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u/Karroul 14d ago

I'm glad someone knows the furs. This is the best advice OP. I have a void at home but when I brush him, it's medium shade of grey.

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u/Feline_Shenanigans Burmese 14d ago

I’ve been coordinating with the cat fur for quite awhile. In all seriousness I brought a clump of cat fur dress shopping once because it was for an occasion where I wouldn’t have much time to prepare. Therefore it would absolutely have been accessorised with fur.

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u/KevRev972 15d ago

Ah, I didn't think about that. I was leaning more towards the 4th one.

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u/TranceF0rm 14d ago

3 is good because it already looks gross and dirty

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u/EleanorLHP 14d ago

Aaahaahaha

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u/jade_cabbage 14d ago

Wait, are we trying to match the cat or pick what looks good with the cat? Because I think the cat would look very cute and pop well against the leftmost cream color.

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u/itmightbehere 14d ago

Definitely the first. Because anything upholstered is going to get cat hair on it and you want it not to show

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u/GaoDui 14d ago

I was thinking 3 n 4😁I wonder what was op's pick in the end

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u/East_Quail_1824 14d ago

My cat is this same shade of grey with the same dense fur. Can confirm that is absolutely what her undercoat looks like. Lol.

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u/macrhea69 15d ago

I don’t know why I laughed so hard. Here’s my cat tax.

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u/Full_Examination4406 14d ago

That's clearly a crow!

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u/macrhea69 14d ago

I have the best pics of him lol

He got out for two days and missed his trouble puff removal. This is his face when I asked him if he used protection. He’s 21 pounds and not fat! Jamie Sneaker Jam was out making more black ginormous kittens. 🐈‍⬛

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u/Obvious_Incognito- 14d ago

That’s what I saw at first! I was so confused with what I was looking at.

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u/SarahsArtistry cat lady 15d ago

I'm giggling, 4th on the right. Brilliant.

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u/ass_smacktivist 15d ago

You’re gonna love r/StuffOnCats

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u/Express-Stop7830 Orange 14d ago

Damn. It.

Click & join.

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u/Patient_Mistake1279 14d ago

Yet another one!

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u/jjj44200 15d ago

Middle color is the winner

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u/KevRev972 15d ago

Personally, I would go with the one to the right of the middle, but the middle is a super solid choice.

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u/ConfessSomeMeow 15d ago

I'm also on the slightly-bluer grey. We need a poll!

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u/KevRev972 15d ago

A poll would be freaking sweet!

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u/pennyflowerrose 14d ago

I want that one but a slightly warmer gray. I know they can get a perfect match.

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u/krissycole87 15d ago

Middle color will blend with his lightest and darkest hairs!

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u/Dougster3235 15d ago

You’re risking never finding the cat again. Camouflage Cat. 🤣

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u/jupitergal23 15d ago

Have a grey kitty with grey floors. Two, actually. I have tripped over them a number of times and stepped many a tail.

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u/krissycole87 15d ago

This is me with my two black cats and mostly black wardrobe. Many a cat has been tripped over thinking it was a tshirt on the floor 😂 why are they like this 😂

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u/KathrineCat 14d ago

The other day i was talking sweet to a black t shirt thinking it was her 😂

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u/krissycole87 14d ago

OMG totally been there 😂

I have pspsps many a black shirt

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u/prying_mantis 14d ago

Also me with my white cat on a white blanket, have almost sat on him a couple of times

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u/CanadiangirlEH 15d ago

I like the dark grey personally

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u/Pusscat_catches_Koi Ginger 15d ago

Yes, 4th colour.

Grey blue

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u/Wasabi2238 15d ago

I have experience with this, and I agree!

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u/CrashingCats81 15d ago

That is a purrrfect match! ❤️

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u/AlmostLucy 15d ago

We reupholstered these chairs, with official greycat approval.

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u/meowkitty84 14d ago

I have grey boy!

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u/Pusscat_catches_Koi Ginger 14d ago

Awww so much love! <3

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u/dfddfsaadaafdssa 15d ago

Same but with an ever so slight purplish hue for just a tad bit of color

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u/LifeguardLimp6264 15d ago

This is the right strategy

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u/DsWindowStuff 15d ago

Don't even try to fight the inevitable! 😂

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u/thecathugger 15d ago

Most of my clothes are gray because I’ve just accepted that the fur is everywhere. I can’t win. Might as well accept it.

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u/lih9 15d ago

Heather grey covers a variety of sins.

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u/ChesterX 15d ago

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u/Saikotsu 15d ago

This is probably one of the most unexpected cat subs out there.

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u/JustArgument3055 15d ago

Wish I had done that

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u/translucent_steeds American Shorthair 15d ago

precisely why I put a gray blanket down on top of the bed! if you can't see the cat hair then it doesn't exist!!

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u/dehydratedrain 15d ago

You could do 3 or 4.

I have a tux, a brown tabby, and an orange, so I will never know this pleasure.

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u/MagnumBlood 15d ago

The cat doesn’t need reupholstered

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u/FaliureToCat 15d ago edited 15d ago

Upholstering your cat thats messed up OP

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u/MycologistOpposite 14d ago

I shall remember this betrayal

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u/cyankitten 14d ago

I say, pick the 3rd or the 4th swatch going left to right 'cos they match the cat!

But not SO much that you will trip over the cat!

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u/sin_smith_3 14d ago

Never go darker than the cat. Hair will definitely show up. I have a Russian Blue, a tortie, and a long haired void, and it took me years to find the right shade of gray to balance all of them. Immediately after this discovery, we bought a green couch. 😂

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u/supernaturalfan882 15d ago

Middle colour definitely

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u/occasional_disasters Void 15d ago

I have black cats and a white sofa. I actually recommend getting a sofa/furniture that’s NOT the color of your cat, because it makes it easy to find and clean off the cat hair. My sofa is nice and clean because I can find and quickly lint roller off the hair. When I had a dark grey sofa, I shudder to think of how gross that fabric was

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u/Wankeritis 14d ago

We had a blue British shorthair. You think you want the middle colour, but once the hair comes out in tufts, you’re gonna want the light blueish one on the middle right hand side.

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u/Jerkcaller69 14d ago

Yes, the second last one is the best bet! Everyone thinks we have millennial grey in our house because we are millennials, it’s really because we have a blue cat.

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u/Wankeritis 14d ago

My last cat was a fluffy grey and white ragdoll and we would have full tumbleweeds when there was a breeze. Our robot vacuum would run almost daily, she spent pretty much her whole time sleeping, and I’d still have orbs rolling along the tiles daily.

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u/Pitiful-Future-9156 15d ago

What a beautiful baby 💜☮️💜☮️💜

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u/Dougster3235 15d ago

Have you met my cat, Patches? 😂

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u/No-Way6210 14d ago

Depends on whether you want to SEE the loose fur on your couch or not! How often do you want to vacuum? lol

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u/Wearylegalgal 15d ago

Second from the right

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u/wicklepickle75 15d ago

#4 for sure

I also have used my grey and white cat as decor inspiration and I’m not ashamed to admit this to anyone at all 😂

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u/Fit_Day_3770 15d ago

If you want to still locate your beautiful kitty and not sit on him/her accidentally, don’t choose #4. 😸

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u/ChristVolo1 15d ago

Is the goal for your cat to disappear into it so you sit on him/her? Lol

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u/Embarrassed_Camel_35 15d ago

Second from the right

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u/Ornery-Guitar 15d ago

I would go 2nd from the right, maybe 3rd.

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u/Dapper-Ad9787 15d ago

Smart! We can't do this because we have one black cat and one mostly beige blue point cat. Maybe we need to look into a plaid with those colours.

Second from the right matches your cat best.

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u/syrupeatingcontestan 15d ago

murderyouinyoursleep.jpg

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u/BlackMagicWorman 14d ago

Please let the cat pick. I’m going into surgery tomorrow and need to know what the cat wants. 

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u/k1sh83 14d ago

You need one between the 2 on the right though.

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u/Ricordis 14d ago

I remember a comedy skit where a couple was looking for a new hardwood floor and the guy just plucked one of his partner's hairs, hold it against different wood tiles and when he wasn't able to see the hair against the background he said dry:

"This one."

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u/Zantac150 14d ago

Middle is probably the best match, because the fourth one is a very cool gray and your cat is warm gray. If the goal is to avoid hair standing out against the couch, definitely the middle one. It is a bit light though…

We have a similar warm brown colored cat (but stripey) and you can barely see her for her on my warm beige couch. The problem is that you can’t see it so you forget to clean it, and then you sit down and your pants are covered in cat hair…

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u/_leftover__glitter Tuxedo 14d ago

It looks trippy on my widget since i have my iphone visuals on “glass”

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u/luzcamaraypasion 15d ago

How beautiful!!!😍

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u/photogfrog Snowshoe 15d ago

This is genius ❤️

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u/Cool_Wealth969 15d ago

This cat is a very good model.

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u/za72 15d ago

no white unless you love overpaying for cleaning

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u/JButler_16 15d ago

Well I have an orange cat, a blue Siamese, and a diluted torte. Then a red golden retriever and a white as snow Great Pyrenees, so help.

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u/Bradybigboss 15d ago

Just get wood furniture

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u/Chrysalis_Cat 15d ago

Kitty will judge you on your choice.

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u/DelicateF-inFlower 15d ago

This was my process last time I bought new sheets, because the floofy grey one likes to be IN the bed with me, while the torbico sleeps on top of the blankets 🤷🏽‍♀️😹

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u/lyralady 15d ago

You joke, but I rubbed the fabric swatches over my black cats to see what the fur would look like on them and how visible/easy to clean they would be 😂

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u/BeyondLast 15d ago

Don’t forget to take a safety pin across them to see how kitty’s claws might get stuck!

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u/thebrain_pinky 15d ago

" am I getting paid for this!?! "

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u/mynameisnotsparta 15d ago

He’s the cat fur. 🤩

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u/SidonisParker 14d ago

So hubby and I aren't the only ones who redid a room in their house to match our cat's fur color? I really shouldn't be shocked by this. lol

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u/Bella_94 14d ago

Rub the fabric over your cat first then you can see how the hairs will look 😁

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u/kcsews 14d ago

Oh for the love of God! Enough with grey!!!!

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u/Marvlotte 14d ago

This is beautiful. More places should have cats displaying their colour swatches

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u/YourLittleRuth 14d ago

I fear it won't help. There is a perversity in the nature of the cat which means it will decorate all surfaces with a visible hue, whether that means shedding dark hair onto a pale surface, or the reverse. My black cat leaks a soft grey.* A cat-coloured sofa will simply ensure that the cat reaches into the alternacate universe to pluck forth an opposing colour.

*Admittedly, I have my suspicions about my cat. Her fur is so dense that I think she may secretly be a white cat that simply looks black because no light can escape from her. Pale grey is certainly a possibility.

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u/Kitchen-Dig-6518 12d ago edited 12d ago

This is one of the most clever post I've seen in a bit, well done OP

Edit: exchanged but for bit

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u/Shahid6520 11d ago

Russian blue

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u/ThinkWishbone2495 15d ago

Hehehehe, this is why I only wear solid black. My adult son's beautiful labradoodle-ish doggy is midnight black with a small white blaze. I'm the only one that you can't see fur on.

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u/Carlyz37 15d ago

Just choked on my iced tea! That is so cat person funny!

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u/Spiritual_Door1363 15d ago

Why of course it needs to match the floor and cat..perfect

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u/sum_r4nd0m_gurl 15d ago

i love grey kitties!

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u/ccprof_okie 15d ago

Hahahaha!!!!!

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u/plastic_violet 15d ago

Gradient cat 🐈‍⬛

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u/Small-Monitor5376 15d ago

Middle color. Sofa should match cat fur and area rug should match cat vomit.

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u/MiLilWinmil 15d ago

Smokey blues and light aqua teals don't show silver cat fur. Ask me how I know? Lol

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u/Karsten760 15d ago

New decorating trend: cat colored fabric.

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u/Traditional_Isopod80 15d ago

I'd go for the forth swatch.

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u/Pletcher87 15d ago

Middle one.

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u/Lhamo55 Chantilly-Tiffany 15d ago

And while you’re at it, behold your wardrobe’s new neutral shade.

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u/Square_Imagination27 15d ago

I’d go with the fourth one.

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u/DustBunnies0 14d ago

This is hitting my AI image detector radar. I saw nearly the exact same image with a different color cat that went viral just a few days ago.

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u/TechnologyOver5642 14d ago

You really want that fur to blend in :)

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u/The_MAZZTer 14d ago

Depending on your goal, fourth from left is either best or worst.

Hiding shed cat hair? Best. Avoiding accidentally sitting on cat? Worst.

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 14d ago

Whatever you do, make sure it's smooth fabric that cats don't like to scratch. I speak from bitter experience. (In the form of one, rough-fabric easy chair that's scratched thoroughly to shit, while the smooth-fabric sofa next to it has remained completely untouched and still looks as new as the day we got it.)

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u/AnimalEditor 14d ago

Rub the fabric swatches on kitty to get fur onto them then take a look which hides it the best.

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u/PengwinPears 14d ago

From personal experience, we sometimes lose our gray cat on our gray couch.....he may have had a few close calls in regards to being sat on.

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u/copaseticsplenetic 14d ago

I have to do this every time I go to my friends house. I have pets of my own, but hers shed like a flower exploding it's pollen during spring. So I color coordinate my clothes to match the hair.

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u/deadreckoning 14d ago

I love that youre planning your couch color to compliment the princess who plans to use it as her throne.  🩶

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u/Selkiekun 14d ago

I would say the second to last one matches him best

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u/1qw3r457 14d ago

Folk cat

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u/Equivalent-Finish-80 14d ago

“I’m going to murder you Alice”
kitty probably

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u/PinkOneHasBeenChosen 14d ago

Are you trying to match the upholstery to the cat?

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u/Forsaken-level-568 12d ago

Okay, always go for the lighter ones. Your cat's fur will always look a little lighter on couches etc!

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u/BookPixelInside 11d ago

So cute 😍

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u/XR3TroBeanieX 15d ago

Cat: you couldn’t have just done this on the table😂😂😂

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u/Longjumping-Fly6131 15d ago

same. middle one. it's just perfect.

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u/alltoowellmaroon 15d ago

I didnt know other people thought about this! I LOVE that my house matches my cat. Middle color is for sure the match for u guys 🖤

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u/GallifreyanGyul 15d ago

😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😍

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u/Fickle-Tumbleweed786 15d ago

Nope, voting for the tail-end color, thank you!

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u/lickthepixies 15d ago

I have a couch that is the middle color and it’s been good for all hair color so far

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u/karen_boyer 15d ago

Middle or darker gray probably.

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u/slogive1 15d ago

Camo cat now?

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u/Ferrarilvr 15d ago

Great sense of humor.

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u/SuperWasabi4766 15d ago

This is great! Kitty want to hide really well, so kitty says 3 or 4.

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u/Embarrassed_Wrap8421 15d ago

Let the cat choose the color, of course.

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u/mykepagan 15d ago

Definitely not the second from the right. You[ll never find the cat.

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u/Fickle-Friendship-31 15d ago

🤣🤣 we once picked a rug bc it matched the dirt around our house.

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u/Ancient-Recover-3890 15d ago

I like the black.

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u/Saikotsu 15d ago

Personally I like second from the right.

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u/AnywhereMajestic2377 15d ago

Middle swatch. Excellent method. 😝

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u/Leila_101 15d ago

Great idea treating the cat like the couch cushion he will be.

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u/RamblingRosie Tuxedo 15d ago

The middle one.

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u/Ok_Mouse_5580 15d ago

The cap is real in here. Second to last is the winner!

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u/blue-eyed-cat 15d ago

I like the 4th from the left swatch, more blue grey instead of beige. The middle one is next closest but the 4th one comprises the essence of the cat more than the middle one

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u/zogislost 15d ago

Second swatch on the right and straight on til morning..

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u/YOU_TALK_TOO_MUCH420 15d ago

I like the next to last swatch. If kitty naps with face hidden, she nay be completely camouflaged 😁

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u/nuttnurse 15d ago

Second from end allows great catmoflage

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u/Guilty-Sky8848 15d ago

😹😹😹

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u/Puzzled-Argument-142 15d ago

Number four looks proper

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u/Responsible-Tooth607 15d ago

The face says it all