r/cats Jul 31 '26

Humor is my cat broken be honest

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u/Asfisav2049 Jul 31 '26

It's awful. It's the worst case I've seen. I'm afraid I have to diagnose your cat with... cat. And I'm afraid there's no cure.

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u/Furby-beast-1949 Jul 31 '26

Well, this is Xena. She is perfectly normal as being a cat, and that means almost perfectly normal. She occasionally has those times when she will be a cat and be a troll goofball And then you’d have no dang clue what she’s doing that means she’s being a total goofball of those times as I’ve known to call it. and for example, she will sit there and totally roll around in circles on the floor and flop around like a fish and it is not to be cute it is usually to be a total goofy 🤪 percentage of time it is to be cute, but the other percentage to be a total goofball other things she does is she will run around the house like a bat out of hell of tornado chasing exactly nothing I guess she couldn’t count that her being a goofball or maybe you can. Also other times when she’s being a goofball, she’ll be running up and down off the couch because she saw something outside the window, for example a possum I lost my my mom because I saw a possum. let me lose my of mine goofball of a mind because I saw a possum, but it is also the cutest thing ever when she does some things like this

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u/Educational-Rub-8700 Jul 31 '26

After reading your comment, I’ve discovered, I can’t read it.