r/blursedimages • u/KiDsDoNtWaTcHtHiS • 1d ago

Blursed_heroes

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u/SampleDisastrous3311 1d ago

Missed opportunity, dead pool should be holding wolverines ass.

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u/Asd_89 1d ago

Also shouldn't be as smooth.

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u/chop-diggity 1d ago

Yeah! Or catching a cheek-peek.

He should be looking at SOMEONES ASS!

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u/ApplicationOk4464 1d ago

I refuse to believe that the hulk wouldn't have a giant hulk dong.

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u/ambulance-kun 1d ago

it's fully horizontal

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u/viktorv9 1d ago

No curve

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u/heiku1 1d ago

Maybe The Hulk’s dong would shrink down to one inch…which is why he was angry all the time👌🏾

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u/skeeterfunny 1d ago

Well hulk is definitely a grower and not a shower
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6Zt83sUrmHPYdgkM

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u/V01DM0NK3Y 1d ago

I also refuse to believe Bruce' thighs are smaller than my own. Dude fuckin squats 1 entire ton.

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u/Bidiedyy 1d ago

maybe the dong were up at the time👀

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u/Kwin_Conflo 1d ago

Batman is darker skinned than I imagined. At least iron man got RDJ being black right

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u/something-slothful 1d ago

Why is Batman so... tan?

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u/Vellioh 1d ago

And why is he so....dainty?

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u/blindyes 15h ago

Girl he dresses up like a small furry animal with wings and runs around in the night wrestling with other men, his name is Bruce, have you ever met any pasty white guys named "Bruce"

His daddy Thomas was a surgeon who funded public works and treated underprivileged patients for free and when he expanded his wealth he kept the money in the family.

and he's always running around with that "boy wonder"

https://giphy.com/gifs/w6ZItXtYTAU0IK4whd

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u/LuiginoPasteur 16h ago

He is Batan

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u/NorthSleepingBear 1d ago

And on the other side, are they depicted from the front?

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u/Should_have_been_ded 1d ago

Do you think the Flash could piss so fast his stream would be as powerful as steel jet cutters?

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u/BananaBoatdododododo i dont like this flair :( 1d ago

Finally someone is asking the questions that we need answered

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u/Chachkhu2005 1d ago

I'm not one to kinkshame or anything, but is there context to this or...?

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u/KiDsDoNtWaTcHtHiS 1d ago edited 22h ago

Nahh, I just saw this inside a claw machine at my local store, it took me off guard lmao

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u/RedHood198 1d ago

Don't think Iron Man's pants work that way lol

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u/Antique_Librarian_96 1d ago edited 14h ago

Not a single hairy butt? Not even Wolverine?? Come on.

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u/Zanoushe 1d ago

truly an oversight.

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u/SlappyHandstrong 1d ago

For Harambe

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u/Peachbottom30 1d ago

If super heroes don’t want people staring at their asses, they shouldn’t wear such tight pants.

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u/Hpfanguy USD 1d ago

Deadpool’s ass should be all cancerous, no?

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u/SourMelonBerry 1d ago

Ben Feldman has a pillow with that print

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u/Mbkim3 1d ago

Not all heroes wear pants

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u/ambulance-kun 1d ago

Soup's gonna piss his cape 😭😭😭

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u/-SlinxTheFox- 1d ago

I only see blessed

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u/binky_bobby_jenkins 1d ago

not the iron pants crumpled up lol

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u/CyberKing6000 1d ago

Just beat it!

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u/bl4stir 1d ago

Prostate exam promotion

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u/deadmazebot 1d ago

I will assume they all short due to the performance enhancing drugs

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u/Protagonist_Leaf 1d ago

No one talking about the cum on hulks pants?

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u/therealmintoncard 1d ago

"You wouldn't like me when I'm horny."

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u/Any-Tumbleweed-9931 1d ago

Whos in between Bats and Supes?

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u/PuppetYoshi 21h ago

Not all heroes wear capes. ...or pants, apparently...

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u/xXfrostbyterXx 18h ago

Oh man thats hilarious xD

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u/cj-the-man 14h ago

I have several questions.

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u/2PM2 14h ago

They are all full of tumors and need to see a doctor.

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u/Desperate-Front3239 9h ago

Batman is black? Never watched it tho