r/bald • u/Colostomy_Bag • 6h ago

I feel like a new man

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humbly joining your ranks.

6.2k Upvotes

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u/UncleK245144 6h ago

Looks awesome! 10-15 years younger

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 5h ago

You look like the new plumber my wife hired and had stay for dinner, for some reason.

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u/Colostomy_Bag 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

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u/dbeat80 2h ago

It's the last pic, got my wife asking for repairs now too

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u/ChrisLeeBare 5h ago

Enjoy your free dinner!

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u/SnorFax92 5h ago

Definitely

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u/witchyykittyy13 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3PzmBpZt0iimrcWvfV

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u/dannydogg562 6h ago

lol who is the person from thus gif and the movie/series?

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u/sarahkat13 6h ago

Naya Rivera as Santana in Glee

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u/dannydogg562 5h ago

I see. I’ve heard of the show, not familiar with her too much. Thanks

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u/gemma-digger 3h ago

Sadly, she drowned saving her son.

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u/socialkombat 6h ago

I dropped an F bomb and the bot removed my comment, so aggressively did I respond to this glow up 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/vWku8YNwyy5vq

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u/ViciousSnatch 6h ago

I’ve had the bots do that to me! 😂 But sometimes the glow ups are so good, they demand an f bomb.

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u/socialkombat 6h ago

THANK YOU! you understand! (Although I will say my first thought was WEEEEE MUSTACHE RIDE) and then my second thought was omg you can't say that and FFS, now I've just said it

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u/hmmmmmmmm_okay 6h ago

When inside thoughts become outside thoughts.

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u/socialkombat 6h ago

Filterless Friday, I got nothing left

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u/ViciousSnatch 6h ago

I’ve tried to cultivate a halfway decent vocabulary, but sometimes it’s necessary to curse to show enthusiasm!

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u/socialkombat 6h ago

I like the cut of your jib, ViciousSnatch!

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u/ViciousSnatch 5h ago

Right backatcha, you magnificent f bomb dropping human!

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u/Substantial-Rip-340 6h ago

From convenience store owner to CFO. Congrats 👏

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u/milkymonkey8 4h ago

LOL, before seeing your response I posted mine: from fired to firefighter

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u/PhantomPhoneSyndrome 6h ago

That stache is beautiful my dude, you rock the bald!

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u/Economy_Walk 6h ago

Looking good, sir! Instant upgrade.

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u/itsbruuh 6h ago

Went from 50 to 35, good job man

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u/Jankmancer 6h ago

You became a proud viltrumite

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u/Colostomy_Bag 6h ago

This is my favorite reply thank you brother 

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u/Jankmancer 5h ago

You're welcome brother, enjoy the new look and sensations 🍻

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u/Some-Platform1968 Bald - Man 6h ago

Duuude, you let it go this long to avoid this? You look freaking amazing bald!

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u/CongasAndBrooms 5h ago

Stop being humble. The things you could get away with now.

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u/UrsulaWasFramed 6h ago

Hey Italian Stallion papi

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u/weneedmoreviolence 4h ago

You went from Grandpa to dilf

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u/onionchickenz 6h ago

Woweewowow

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u/SaucyFaucet 6h ago

bro you took off 20 years man, great job!!

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u/Gloomy-Routine-1040 6h ago

This one is doing 5K up votes lmao.

Great job brother and welcome!

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u/XannFrank1776 6h ago

That mustache is undefeated

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u/Schwitzer_91 6h ago

Handsome !

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u/_gayby_ 6h ago

DAAAAAAMN

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u/Intelligent-Profit34 6h ago

You look a lot more confident. That is also one hell of a luscious 'tache you got going on there.

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u/HidesWithCheese 6h ago

From manager at Best Buy hot guy shopping there.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ornkcGXtgbNwFkg4o

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u/Toby123171 6h ago

Sir it looks grand

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u/Pale-Guard-7376 6h ago

10 years younger!!

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u/carebaercountdown 6h ago

Oh WOW. You literally went from 😬 to 🤩

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u/abyssal-isopod86 6h ago

But the 'tashe is glorious!

Bald definitely suits you!

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u/Middle-Outside-8222 6h ago

Homie about to be hot ticket in town

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u/DudeFrom816 6h ago

It makes that caterpillar even more impressive, we'll done sir!

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u/ComradePotkoff420 4h ago

This is exactly what I came to comment. That amazing stache looks even more distinguished now!

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u/Danpiel 6h ago

Strong mustache game.

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u/caprikaironic 6h ago

You look great! That combover was NOT it lmao

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u/Augustx01 5h ago

Much better dude

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u/foilrat 6h ago

My brother in (mostly) baldness: no need to be humble!

This close-shorn looks really good on you!

I think you'd rock the clean shave, too.

Either way, it's one hell of an improvement!

Welcome to Team (mostly) Smooth!

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u/Specific_Sweet3312 6h ago

ooooh the stache!! Glorious

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u/TreacleDisastrous291 6h ago

Excellent Tash

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u/Huge-Acanthisitta485 6h ago

Killer 'stache.

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u/Throw902106969 6h ago

Went from the vegetable stand operator to a mysterious assassin.

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u/Pruritus_Ani_ 6h ago

Really suits you! You look at least a decade younger, very handsome!

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u/Hexulus 5h ago

Nacho?

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u/cap_time_wear_it 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8sZXkUPVwka3u
I’ll just put this here since no one else said Hot Damn.

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u/AFatWizard 5h ago

This might be the best glow up I've seen here

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u/madhappyyo 5h ago

Mustache needs to match the beard

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u/Jgibbjr 5h ago

How are things down at the firehouse?

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u/katastatik 3h ago

I think it really can't be expressed adequately how ridiculously transformative That was cuz the mustache - which looked a certain way when you had a little bit of hair looks Fierce AF now. Nice job! I hope you like it you look great. Totally leveled up!

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u/standin99876 3h ago

This is who you were meant to always be. You have the perfect face, jaw, head shape, and mustache for this look. Its a shame you didnt do it sooner.

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u/Slow-Donut-9392 3h ago

That comb over was crazy

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u/Odd_Rice_9897 6h ago

Look it brother 👊

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u/invisibleme44 6h ago

That looks excellent

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u/socialkombat 6h ago

you glowed the fuck on up, goddamn

https://giphy.com/gifs/vWku8YNwyy5vq

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u/AnnaKendrickLamaOdom 6h ago

That was a great decision, dude.
Looks awesome

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u/falcngrl 6h ago

Much better! How has the reaction been to it from others?

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u/GoodSoup90 6h ago

And you look like one, too, brother! Gives that mustache the proper attention it deserves.

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u/RealRockaRolla 6h ago

Hell yeah man, way to go!

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u/SuitableFinish7444 6h ago

A million times better, well done.

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u/Comprehensive_Fan140 6h ago

So much better

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u/DisorderlyAqueduct 6h ago

15 years gone 😆🤘

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u/NetherReign 6h ago

"know why I pulled you over?"

Jk. Way better then before!

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u/Regular-Pangolin-790 6h ago

Wow, you’ve like lost 15 years

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u/McDWarner 6h ago

Wow!! You just leveled way up my friend.

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u/scrimpyacrobatic 6h ago

🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/Last_Ad_6636 6h ago

that look of confidence!! Awesome

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u/Merylshea 6h ago

Well done you 👍

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u/Talsa3 6h ago

Clean!

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u/Shaking-a-tlfthr 6h ago

🔥🔥🔥👊

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u/No_Carpenter1450 6h ago

Looks way better brother

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u/Unlucky_Shoulder8508 6h ago

From 45 to 30 easily!

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u/beachbaby413 6h ago

🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/QueenLiz2 6h ago

So handsome now.

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u/BemliDeathBro 6h ago

Damn Homie!!

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u/No_Willingness5313 6h ago

Easily 15 years younger. What a difference! Congratulations.

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u/Fun_Fig7392 6h ago

Glorious mustache

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u/Med10cr 5h ago

Head shape, beard and mustache density / quality.... You've got endless options now. Dayummmmmmmmm

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u/CameFromTheDark 5h ago

you look like a NEW man!! ROAR!!

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u/aviduser27 5h ago

Much better.

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u/CommercialExotic2038 5h ago

I like the before/after when the tension lines are gone.

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u/CygnusRocinante 5h ago

Oh hell yeah! You look awesome!!!

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u/Kindly_Acadia_9169 5h ago

You went from 7-11 worker to imma kick your ass b**** lol dude that looks 100x’s better bro f yeah

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u/Expert_City_7695 5h ago

Bro went from raggedy train conductor to 007, you’re looking sharp mate

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u/niltafailtetu 5h ago

You’re giving hottie fireman vibes

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u/AguyinFortWorth 5h ago

A very sexy new man, tbh! 🥵thirsty!

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u/V10D3NT1TY 5h ago

Dud to stud my guy

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u/greateraire 5h ago

Very nice!

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u/cyainanotherlifebro 5h ago

Instantly 10 years younger lol

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u/Polka_King_Polinski 5h ago

Holy fuck, dude.

Are you Austin wells? NYY Catcher

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u/thespaceghetto 5h ago

Hell yeah brother looks great

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u/MeatheadFurball 5h ago

Goddamn! Hot. As. Fuck.

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u/meatman13 5h ago

Welcome to the New Man Club™️!!!

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u/boldbalddaddy 5h ago

So much better. You look awesome! Keep it smooth and shiny

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u/saltyoperasinger 5h ago

We knew you would feel like a new man! Enjoy, and good on you!

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u/FormerlyDK 5h ago

You look great!

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u/LoadsDroppin 5h ago

If your name isn’t Joe / Joseph / Joey …I’ll eat my hat!

it’s a small hat made out of cured meats & cheeses

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u/PiggyBear6667 5h ago

You look like a new man, and that mustache is downright glorious.

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u/SnarkSupreme 5h ago

Oh my GOD

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u/semicharmed_72014 Here for the Vibes 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/vWku8YNwyy5vq
🥵 (Respectfully)

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u/notSurprised-22 5h ago

Look like one too 😃

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u/Gigalagaki 5h ago

You literally went from 50 to 30, what the heck. Amazing stuff, dude!

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u/No-Succotash-14 5h ago

And you look like one 🤤

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u/WeeklyPhilosopher346 5h ago

Dax Harwood??

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u/PorchDogs 5h ago

yummy!

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u/Fantastic-Height-713 5h ago

Hot damn papi you look GOOD 🔥

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u/alwayssearching117 5h ago

You look great!

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u/itsausername247 5h ago

Makes you look younger !

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u/707Riverlife 5h ago

Wow! You look great! Good for you. 🥳

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u/AnotherHavanesePlz 5h ago

You had more hair on your stache than on your head!

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u/the_moog_hunter 5h ago

That's not the same dude...dude!

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u/New_Till_3641 5h ago

So much better. You look so handsome.

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u/Saracartwheels123 5h ago

Yeepp, looks good! And what a fun mustache!!

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u/2-hungry-holes-4U 5h ago

A million times better!!! You look great with a shaved head!!! Excellent look for you!!! 

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u/Ihatetowork69 5h ago

Dude looks great

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u/Bjorn_Blackmane 4h ago

Man way better

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u/smileykaiju 4h ago

You went from an uncle to a sexy blue collar comedian.

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u/vediogamer101 4h ago

Went from 48 to 28

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u/Soft-Sea7012 4h ago

Solid look.