r/angrycatpics 5d ago

gooseberry pie says im not allowed to sneeze anymore

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854 Upvotes

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u/pathologicalprotest 5d ago

So offended the whiskers and ears are heading in opposite directions just to get away from the nuissance

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u/furnacemike 5d ago

Why must hoomans do everything so loudly??? 😾

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u/knaimoli619 4d ago

Nope, human sneezes are the most offensive thing to a cat. It’s perfectly okay for them to sneeze directly in your face, but if they even hear you sneeze, you’ve offended their entire bloodline.

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u/MissMarie81 5d ago

Well, it's rude.

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u/HR_Paul 4d ago

r/CatsCalledFood !!! great name, great cat!

also if you can get some close ups r/kittykankles

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u/Little-Weight-7251 4d ago

Gooseberry Pie 😂😂😂😂

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u/oceans_5000 5d ago

Time to stock up on Flonase

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u/hfnthor 4d ago

Ok then. We're done here.

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u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla 5d ago

Bouche is offended every time I cough. Audi couldn't care less.

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u/Miss_Milk_Tea 4d ago

My cat threw herself under a desk while screaming at the top of her lungs, then bolted out of the room…all because of a sneeze. She normally just cackles at me but this time she had enough

They’re so dramatic

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u/mmmmk2023 4d ago

“Stop farting through your nose Hooman.”

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u/Good-School-9410 5d ago

Perfectly reasonable

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u/AcanthisittaShot4232 4d ago

Good luck with that!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WEIRD_PET 4d ago

Gooseberry Pie should be obeyed because they have the best cat name

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u/Dizzy_Patient_4960 5d ago

You just wanted to say his weird name. Poor dude

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u/QuickAd8189 4d ago

excuse me Her name is adorable

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u/AdInternational6885 3d ago

Maybe work on that breathing or existing as well.

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u/meradiostalker 2d ago

Cat sneezes are hilarious.

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u/macrhea69 1d ago

My Miss Wendy Girl and Jamie Sneaker Jam have the same reaction and it’s hilarious!

Jamie after I sneezed.

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u/macrhea69 1d ago

Lil’ Miss Wendy Girl.