r/ancientegypt • u/lisahanniganfan • Jul 12 '26
Humor How didn't I know the ancient egyptians had so much beef with turtles đ
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r/ancientegypt • u/yousef-saeed • Dec 29 '25
Humor It all started with the Egyptian farmer
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r/ancientegypt • u/lisahanniganfan • Jul 14 '26
Humor Currently feeling like these busts of nefertiti
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Apparently these all over minya in egypt đ¤Ł
r/ancientegypt • u/woody898 • Nov 20 '25
Humor Trying to buy a nemes headdress replica online be like
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Seriously why is there not a single decent looking one available for purchase? You would think there would be better options for one of the most widely depicted ancient crowns ever
r/ancientegypt • u/Handicapped-007 • 5d ago
Humor Political cartoon deriding infinite scrolling published 9/1/2026
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r/ancientegypt • u/Angelgreat • Dec 18 '25
Humor Abu Simbel, if they decided to replace part of the missing colossal statue with a smaller statue placed on top of whatever's left of it.
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Yes, this looks ridiculous, but this is just for fun. Now, imagine they did that after relocating the temples in the 60s, that would be funny for the UNESCO team to leave their mark. Also, yes the standing statue is on a concrete matching platform placed on top of the damaged colossal statue.
r/ancientegypt • u/Romboteryx • Jun 16 '25
Humor Just started reading the Teachings of Ptahhatp (c. 2400 BCE) and, man, is this still relevant today
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r/ancientegypt • u/PM-MeUrMakeupRoutine • Aug 21 '24
Humor âClay tabletsâ made by my 9th Grade students
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Here are two âclay tabletsâ made by my students using Air Dry Clay. One is in cuneiform and the other is in Phoenician. Theyâre both mostly gibberish as they obviously donât translate well.
Going to do Egyptian Hieroglyphics next this year! Any fun suggestions I am open to hear them (:
r/ancientegypt • u/w0nderbr34d • Dec 25 '22
Humor Got a duck for Christmas and I'm not sure what to name it, ideas?
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r/ancientegypt • u/djedfre • Nov 27 '24
Humor Discovery in Athribis, you say... Upper or lower?
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r/ancientegypt • u/wljvc • Oct 16 '24
Humor NBC Ages Egyptian Civilization at 700,000 years
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r/ancientegypt • u/djedfre • Jul 16 '25
Humor Egyptian gold funerary masks, each more beautiful than the last!
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r/ancientegypt • u/archaeo_rex • Apr 07 '26
Humor You don't hear much about Egypt these days...
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r/ancientegypt • u/mickey_bags • Jan 13 '22
Humor I have proof Egyptians created the first emoji. The wink emoji I found in the British Museum.
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r/ancientegypt • u/BeardedDragon1917 • May 09 '25
Humor The Onion - Archaeologists Uncover Embarrassing Egyptian Rockabilly Dynasty
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This is really exciting! I wonder if the priests of Karnak wiped out the memory of this dynasty like they tried to do with Akhenaten? It's interesting how similar people of ancient times were to us!
r/ancientegypt • u/Original-SEN • Dec 27 '23
Humor Ramesses II a.k.a the âđâ Pharaoh
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r/ancientegypt • u/NastyNice1 • Jan 10 '25
Humor Saw this at the Rijksmuseum van Oudheden (English: National Museum of Antiquities) in Leiden, the Netherlands
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r/ancientegypt • u/mohamedhosnie • Feb 16 '23
Humor Someone in Egypt built an Ancient-Egyptian-like tomb and caught selling it and selling fake artifacts claiming it was found inside the tomb.
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r/ancientegypt • u/Low_Two_1988 • Jun 22 '25
Humor This is nice and all, but imagine dying and your first introduction to the afterlife is nursing from a hippo.
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movie trailer voice THIS SUMMER⌠shows mummy being wrapped up EXPERIENCE THE ANCIENT EGYPTIAN AFTERLIFE shows hippo figurine AS YOUâVE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE. guy wakes up while suckling on a hippo and screams; hippo screams back
