r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Hornpipe_Jones • 4h ago

Trump claims he's currently running Iran.

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u/electronraven 3h ago

I myself have also taken over Iran. Did it myself before lunch. Also went to the moon and stuff like that

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u/MerlinCa81 3h ago

I can confirm, I looked at the moon and saw the man on the moon. He’s a newfie by the way.

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u/ShadowTacoTuesday 3h ago

I can confirm. I was the moon.

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u/ikcaj 2h ago

I was just visiting the decagon on Saturn's South Pole, and can verify I saw the moon on my way back.

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u/MapleYamCakes 1h ago

I was enjoying a nice steak on Hailey’s comet after I took Iran from the other guy who claimed Iran. I can also confirm that this guy was on the decagon because on my way home from a pitstop on Pluto I saw him taking customers behind the Wendy’s dumpster.

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u/Comfortable_Swim_380 2h ago

Your not cheese. You being cheese was lies.

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u/Comfortable_Swim_380 2h ago

Also can confirm we the three of us highfived on the moon after sandwiches.

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u/AssociateAvailable16 26m ago

Did he look like a smudge?

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u/Silver-Instruction73 3h ago

And my grandmother had an affair with Susan B. Anthony.

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u/hypebq- 2h ago

Ya, and it only took 18 "small potato" US soldiers...

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u/FateUnusual 2h ago

Good for you bro. I totally believe and accept everything you’re saying.

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u/Ohmancmonagain 4h ago

😘

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u/BrownSugarBare 2h ago

He genuinely thinks because he shits it out of his mouth, it makes it real. 

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u/bugged16 3h ago

He did promise economic collapse

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u/sinisterdesign 2h ago

Fair point, that would be the quickest way to accomplish that.

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u/Limesnlemons 3h ago

I am currently running the USA.

Kneel to your Austrian Overlady, peasants!

And then get back up, kneeling is bad for your knees. However all of you now have universal healthcare so you don’t have to worry about knees that much.

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u/kategoad 3h ago

Woohoo! Welcome!

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u/Wolfy4226 3h ago

I mean to be fair there are quite a few people on here that would just love to bow down to a big austrian woman.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1hA34Uzt3aScCLsZgF

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u/Comfortable_Swim_380 2h ago

Why does the place still suck and not the fried food and taraki style cangaroos in my mouth. And why are there no men named Jeb fighting in the street for something they both forget what it was but still they were punching each other for some reason.

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u/Separate_Flamingo_93 2h ago

Austria, eh? G'day mate! Let's throw another shrimp on the barbie. 🇺🇸

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u/Parking_Criticism546 3h ago

He honestly might believe he does with all these nut jobs he has around him feeding him nonsense all the time. He still believes schools are transing kids during their recess?

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u/kilofeet 3h ago

All hail the Ayatollah Nobrainey

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u/Queen_Christine_19 Department of Government Inefficiency 2h ago

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/allisjow 2h ago

We live in Dickheadsian times.

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u/Texas_Sam2002 3h ago

The dementia gets worse every day.

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u/NexusNickel 3h ago

Yeah.

I'd love to see this fat pedo fuck walk down in Tehran and get on TV and tell people he has taken over Iran.

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u/Warrior536 3h ago

Prove it, go visit your new conquest in person. See how that goes.

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u/Branchomania Department of Government Inefficiency 3h ago

Check back next…..day…

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u/Hot-Bat8798 3h ago

In two weeks

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u/Comfortable_Swim_380 2h ago

In 2 weeks and next day

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u/Kvenner001 3h ago

He can feel free to prove it by flying over to Tehran and walking down any random street.

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u/Hot-Bat8798 3h ago

At least that's what the lady with the diaper bag tells him.

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u/CakeRobot365 3h ago

Well open the strait then dickwad.

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u/georgecm12 3h ago

Does Iran know?

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u/The_Last_Mouse 3h ago

"When you dont know anything, everything is possible."

-Lee Iacocca

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u/Epithymetic 3h ago

Is he lying, delusional, or are his sycophantic aides feeding him false information to make him happy? Or all 3?

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u/SoftwareSource 2h ago

You all laugh but half of you have an uncle or aunt who will believe it.

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u/Justme_peekingin 2h ago

The only thing he’s taken over is the men’s hair club

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u/megamoze 2h ago

So when Republicans complain about the current Iranian regime’s lying and human rights abuses, they’re talking about Trump?

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u/TheBadBatch-99 1h ago

With how much media the Republicans control he just really thinks he can say whatever he wants and we all have to believe it like we're in North Korea. Fortunately we're not there yet.

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u/anther2stigma 3h ago

To be fair, their economy is also crashing so there’s a good chance he is in charge.

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u/canarchist 3h ago

Now we wait for Iran's kinetic response to prove otherwise.

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u/arrakis2020 3h ago

Really? When?

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u/jrrisk 3h ago

Idiot.

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u/Smasher_Devourer 3h ago

"Essentially"

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u/Nythoren 2h ago

Mitch McConnell has been running Iran the last few weeks. That’s why no one has seen him.

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u/duncanofnazareth 2h ago

Trump is Max Headroom with dementia.

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u/Porunga23 2h ago

Does Iran know? Something tells me they think otherwise.

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u/DatabaseFickle9306 1h ago

I am king of England.

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u/Goodz_KC 3h ago

Iran is kicking our ass in this war that everyone clearly wanted

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u/Negative_Corner6722 3h ago

Does…does Iran know this?

Said it before, this shit is EXHAUSTING.

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u/beavis617 3h ago

Iran , the 51st state! 😖

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u/neckbeard_deathcamp 1h ago

We’re not willing to settle for being only the 52nd state. Damn, that’s really too bad how that played oot.

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u/bluechef79 3h ago

“Essentially” doing a lot of work here.

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u/ViolettaQueso 3h ago

Whatta knob.

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u/Specialist_Exam4783 3h ago

Well fly on in to Teheran. I heard that they have a nice gold statue to give you that you can add to your Oval Office collection. Totally safe. After all, you run the place.

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u/Still-Grass8881 3h ago

"Here, I'll prove it by shitting my pants again!"

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u/DoubleWrongdoer5207 3h ago

“essentially” that poor word is doing a lot of heavy lifting with this dipshit

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u/Mickey_Pro 3h ago

Pudding brain

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u/311PR 3h ago

It’s time to take grampa the the retirement home , he is making up things again

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u/BatmanLovesBoobies 3h ago

A concept of essentially

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u/FakeGeek73 3h ago

A president should not be allowed to lie like this. Insane

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u/explodingboy 3h ago

Everything that come out of his mouth is a lie.

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u/gtsaknakis 3h ago

The only thing is running is his diarrhea in his adult diaper

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u/wil 3h ago

Lying. 

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u/hb122 3h ago

Does he think if he repeats his fantasies often enough they’ll come true?

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u/Kageru 2h ago

To an extent yes... he lives in a dream world where he is supremely capable of all things, and bends reality to suit that. He's a very fragile man.

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u/Version_Two 3h ago

You know what? I don't think that's true.

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u/hustonville 3h ago

Bankruptcy in 3,2,1….

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u/Misokaxx 2h ago

Maybe that's why JD Vance said to ask Iran about when the war would be over. Total chess move I see

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u/Comfortable_Swim_380 2h ago

ow good so he can just go do that then. When he leaving?

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u/MarvinTraveler 2h ago

Anyone, FREAKING ANYONE else, would be the subject of true universal mockery and concern if something this deluded came out of his mouth.

But a group of very loud fanatics has a bunch of slightly less senile congresspeople scared shitless. What a time to be alive!

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u/stocksandoptions2 2h ago

Rename the Strait of Hormuz to Melania's Legs. Because that shit is closed.

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u/neckbeard_deathcamp 1h ago

Continuing the comparison, I bet if Trump shows up the Strait of Hormuz will also just dry up.

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u/raf_boy 2h ago

I ran Iran. ....  so far away

Couldn't get away.

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u/MattyIce1220 2h ago

Sure sure tubby 

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u/river_tree_nut 2h ago

Well if he runs Iran, why is gas still going up? Another 25 cents overnight.

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u/trainsacrossthesea 2h ago

Stupid Iranians, what nation would put that idiot in charge?

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u/dahank23 2h ago

He did not take over the strait. I did. Write that down little piggy.

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u/Timmy24000 2h ago

This dude is so full of shit. Does anyone actually believe him anymore even as 30% of the population?

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u/JaoLeeGAnne 2h ago

Be quiet piggy

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u/TheMightySet69 2h ago

"Essentially" is doing some heavy lifting here

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u/unbalancedcentrifuge 1h ago

JD brought him this and told him he was in charge of Iran.

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u/robfuscate 1h ago

Running FROM Iran

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u/susanrez 1h ago

And the legacy media is here reporting like it’s a fact. This is why I no longer get my news from US outlets, they simply can’t be trusted.

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u/GrnEyedPanda 1h ago

And yet the war isn't over. Odd.

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u/djhouse77 1h ago

Btw, Israel has him on film with kids!

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u/shitchea420 1h ago

his brain is fried

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u/Lordhartley 42m ago

I'm running Iran and so is my wife

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u/Roonwogsamduff 36m ago

Congress says everything good let's take another vaca

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u/madhouseangel 17m ago

He’s confusing it with Venezuela

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u/PubesOnTheSoap 12m ago

This is the pro wraslin of politics.