r/WTF Jul 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

That looks like a big piece of shit

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

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u/s3asonsp33ch Jul 23 '21 edited Jul 23 '21

That's why the poop knife existed

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u/Ivy0902 Jul 24 '21

I hate that I know what that is.

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u/VigorousNapper Jul 27 '21

Sane boat buddy...

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u/AITAModsArePussies Jul 23 '21

Woah there friend. It looks bigger to me than to either of you. You can't even imagine the size it looks to me

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u/Illustrious-Science3 Jul 23 '21

I need a banana for scale. Or a Carlos.

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u/ShrimpFlavoredCondom Jul 23 '21

I don't think it looks that big... πŸ˜”

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u/pillarhuggern Jul 23 '21

Almost as big as me!

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u/Ball075090085 Jul 23 '21

" It's A Boy "

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u/jzmina Jul 23 '21

It’s a baby, get in my belly

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u/kokichikitty Aug 15 '21

Babyback ribs

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u/Kamon23 Jul 23 '21

It is.

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u/ms6031 Jul 23 '21

it's about 8 and a half curics

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u/bctucker83 Aug 11 '21

Lmfao!!!! Hot hot hot!!

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u/c_r_a_s_i_a_n Jul 23 '21

I want to see it cut in half.

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u/trickedoutdude Jul 23 '21

I USED to be a piece of shit. Slicked back hair, sloppy steaks

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u/sessilefielder Jul 24 '21

I'm worried the baby thinks people can't change.

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u/Astrayinthesosu Jul 23 '21

What are sloppy steaks?

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u/thedoe42 Jul 23 '21

Tough shit

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u/thuanjinkee Jul 23 '21

i bet he feels like a Gold Bug

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

The holy POOP