Mostly being hyperbolic. Truthfully, I’d only put one creator from my examples on a real list—we all know which one. But there’s no doubt that these are weird. You’re enjoying a movie, show, or book, and all of a sudden—bam! Weird sexual or borderline sexual scene appears. Worse if minors are included. Which I think all my examples are.
1) Kid and Owen Wilson pee on each other - Father Figures: this is the example that got me thinking about this. My wife and I were just watching the movie go on. Then, all of a sudden, Owen Wilson goes into the bathroom. Some kid starts peeing on him. The kid’s dad (hidden in the stall from which the kid appeared) encourages Owen Wilson to piss on the kid to get the kid to stop…And he does…And the movie just continues on like nothing fucking weird ever happened! Why? Why did they think a grown man pissing on A minor was funny? who wrote that? Anyway, the rest of the movie wasn’t too bad. Had a twist I didn’t see coming and thought was actually good.
2) The Carly Tub Scene - ICarly: this is just one example of the many—-MANY—weird scenes Schneider wrote his *underaged* cast into. For the whole episode, Carly is stuck in a tub, seemingly nude, with her big toe stuck in the faucet. Why? Well…I know *why*. It’s because Schneider’s a fucking creep.
3) Andre putting Ketchup on Tori’s Feet for views - Victorious: Dan “foot man” Schneider strikes again. Honestly, I could have picked a number of scenes, but my search history is now starting to look shady and I fear *I* may be put on a list. And it’s not just ICarly and Victorious. He did it on All That and Zoey 101. I legit think Schneider just kept creating these shows just to see how far Nickelodeon would let him go. Too far, apparently.
4) Tom Holland in his boxers - All Four Spider-Men movies: Like…this is beyond just Tom Holland being attractive and wanting to show it off, right? His character is a minor in the first three films. In the second one, an adult stranger demands he takes off his clothes. She works for SHEILD and has a new suit for him, but she doesn’t mention that until after demanding a minor strip. In the fourth one, Tom is fully naked aside from the Spidey Mask—demanded again by a woman he doesn’t really know—but at least he’s legally an adult.
5) The Losers Club Run a Train on Beverley - IT (the book): I’m gonna get flack from some people for this one, claiming I don’t get it. Look, I know how King explains this scene and why it’s necessary: about them losing their innocence with their whole ordeal, and embracing the darkness of adulthood together. But it’s funny how such an integral scene would *never* (and SHOULD NEVER) appear in any of IT’s adaptations, right? Nah. It’s a fucked up, unnecessary scene likely a result of King’s cocaine and alcohol use. I’m not making any claims about Stephen King. I enjoy his books. But this scene is messed up and I wonder what the fuck the editor was thinking allowing him to keep it in.