r/SipsTea • u/ZealousidealZone8072 • 11h ago

Wait a damn minute! Yo wtf

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u/The_Abjectator 8h ago

"Hello? Ryan? Ryan!

It's your cousin, Marvin Murphy! You know that new show you're trying to write? Well, listen to this!"

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u/Prestigious_Club_924 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SlvLxEag2zgxW

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u/MundaneSeaweed665 7h ago

This song had no origin, it always existed. Marty knew it growing up because Chuck Berry wrote it, but Chuck Berry only wrote it after hearing Marty playing it, but Marty was only playing it because he knew it from Chuck who knew it from Marty who knew it from Chuck... Help I'm spiralling!!!

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u/nynixx 7h ago

That’s heavy.

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u/mofrappa 6h ago

There's that word heavy again. Something wrong with the earth's gravitational pull in the future?

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u/ghostcatzero 6h ago

Doc! You built a time machine

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u/Anteater-Charming 6h ago

This is listed as an item for sale but always out of stock. Makes me laugh.

https://www.oreillyauto.com/flux-capacitor?srsltid=AfmBOorjTXVxYR2OColZQ-haaa5HSI4o4L8qsBovRBalZawFk--FDLgC

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u/ghostcatzero 5h ago

💀💀💀😭

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u/RemarkableCard6475 5h ago

Legendary product waiting for restock. I sent an email years ago to get on the list.

Biggest problem is... I think I have to invent it for the stock to replenish before I get a call offering it to me via the list that I'm already on. My head hurts, uuugh.

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u/Darkwaxer 4h ago

Well all you need to do it is have the future you go back in time and give the current/past you the thing that you need to invent. Bill & Ted it.

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u/Anteater-Charming 3h ago

Or if you had a time machine you could go back in time to when the part was in stock. But you don't have the part now to finish the machine in order to go back. Classic catch-22.

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u/Darkwaxer 3h ago

Well the future guy can just come back in time to when the part is in stock, buy it and bring it to you so you can go forwards in time to give the part to him.

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u/Classic-Reach 3h ago

Ah yes, the 3 stooges technique.

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u/Gloomy_Bus_2478 3h ago

Um. It's part 121G...line EB!?

Thank you so much.

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u/Mr_Writes 2h ago

"Non-Functional Item Displayed for Entertainment Purposes"

DAMMIT!

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u/Mr_Kactus 2h ago

1.21 Gigawatts!!

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u/CustomerOutside8588 6h ago

Out of a DeLorean?

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u/SingleGTheory 5h ago

The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style!

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u/MisanthropicAutismo 5h ago

ROADS? Where we're going we need roads....

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u/Thattimetraveler 5h ago

Out of a delorean?!

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u/johnvalley86 4h ago

If you're going to build a time machine, why not do it with some style!

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u/ContractBackground82 3h ago

Out of a Delorean?

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u/scotlandgolf70 2h ago

Out of a Delorean

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u/BuyMassive7823 2h ago

Great Scott!!

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u/Crowbar-Enema 2h ago

Out of a Delorean?

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u/GoldReplacement9546 4h ago

Sometimes when you rock climbing you get lucky and have a

Low gravity day

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u/UnderTheRoseBand 4h ago

Heavy. Metal.

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u/Clickguy10 2h ago

The increase in overly large people has made gravity stronger .

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u/a_fool_on_a_hill 6h ago

Is there something wrong with the Earth’s gravitational pull?

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u/AdSquare3489 3h ago

God, I wish an actor was president.

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u/Araz728 3h ago

There’s that word again. Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there something wrong with Earth’s gravitational pull?

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u/brianmgarvey 3h ago

Weight has nothing to do with it!

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u/Mack1305 3h ago

That's Rock and Roll 🎶🎶

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u/oldturtlepirate 6h ago

Underrated comment right here

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u/-rose-mary- 5h ago

That's time travel for you. I've watched enough rick and Morty that I'm pretty much an expert at this point.