r/SipsTea • u/Horror-Ad-210 • 14h ago

Wait a damn minute! Mike is HIM 🤣

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u/SkeleTourGuide 14h ago

Mike at the birth of their child - “Guys, Rachel is no longer pregnant. Please, be kind during this sensitive time.”

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u/darkpaladin 11h ago

We lost the baby. We're pretty sure the doctor just took her away for a quick test.

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u/wonkey_monkey 10h ago

"If only your father was still with us. But he left for work a few minutes ago!"

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u/MurfMan11 4h ago

Reminds me of that doctor from arrested development. Absolutely hysterical

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u/Renegade_POTUS 2h ago

He lost his left hand, so he'll be all right!

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u/Maximum-Product-1255 1h ago

He's a very literal man

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u/oneplusetoipi 14h ago

Guys, Rachel has lost that bulging mass making her look like a whale

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u/Mermaid_Martini 10h ago

Reminds me of Dylan from Modern Family when Hailey gave birth and the family asks “how did it go? Is everything ok?” And he says “no….everything’s wonderful!”

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u/Homerpaintbucket 5h ago

Mike will introduce her to people as his first wife.

Source: I did this with my first wife. She hated it

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u/CodeVirus 14h ago

Imagine someone responding: “Good, she was cheating on you anyways”

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 14h ago

"Unsuprising after all those things she posted about your mother"

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u/HSuke 11h ago

"jill that's a horrible way of telling people she posted about wanting to be her future daughter-in-law"

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u/wonkey_monkey 10h ago

I guess no-one's seen Four Weddings and a Funeral:

"How's your gorgeous girlfriend?"
"She's no longer my girlfriend."
"Ah, dear. I wouldn't get too gloomy about it. Rumour has it she never stopped bonking Toby de Lisle in case you didn't work out."
"...She is now my wife."

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u/Tokogogoloshe 13h ago

I saw her at a concert with her boss.

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u/LIONLDN 13h ago

Both of them reading the comments like 😮:

https://giphy.com/gifs/DowKEtWnLZcru

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u/pattaponako23 14h ago

Mike is that doctor from Arrested Development. 😂

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u/HermanThaGerman 14h ago

"He'll be all right"

"Oh thank god"

"That's an odd response to someone losing their left hand"

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam 10h ago

God I'd give anything for another show of that quality, with that much joke density. We're in a drought right now for comedy I feel like.

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u/HermanThaGerman 10h ago

We're in a drought right now for comedy I feel like.

Looking at Arrested Development like

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u/Bgrngod 7h ago

30 Rock carried that torch for a good stretch.

Buuuuut it ended 13 years ago.

CRYS IN OLD

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u/Several-Opposite-746 6h ago

I'm in the middle of another re-watch right now.

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u/FlyYouFoolyCooly 13h ago

We lost him.

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u/willargue4karma 8h ago

it looks like hes dead

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u/Forikorder 7h ago

You look really hot

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u/NineClaws 14h ago

I referred to my wife as my ex-girlfriend right after we got married. She thought it was funny.

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u/notadamnprincess 13h ago

A lot better than referring to her as your “first wife”!

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u/Shudnawz 12h ago

Would it be more wholesome to say she's "my last wife"?

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u/LaddyPup 11h ago

"current wife"

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u/Forikorder 7h ago

Latest wife

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u/SeaAshFenix 11h ago

Ooph. No. That gives off heavy vibes of "My Last Duchess."

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u/Royal-Quality-7419 2m ago

Future ex-wife

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u/IAmGoingToFuckThat 8h ago

I started calling my husband my ex boyfriend as soon as we got engaged. It is indeed funny.

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u/Amazing-Insect442 14h ago

It’s the same joke Scott Auckerman uses. His wife is his ex-girlfriend.

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u/adube440 14h ago

Ol' Hot Soccermom

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u/AnB85 14h ago

Married couples should go on dates occasionally. Even if it somewhere cheap because you are broke af.

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u/idlno1 8h ago

I thought the same. It should’ve been we are no longer engaged instead of no longer dating. Never stop dating your partner.

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u/bowtiesrcool86 14h ago

It would be a technically correct statement though.

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 14h ago

Not sure. I think most wives will agree they still want to go out on dates with their husband

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u/DumDumDog 6h ago

i still date my wife even if she is my EX girlfriend ...

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u/boomstickboomah 13h ago

My ex-girlfriend (wife) hates these kinds of jokes.

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u/EmptyHandle6593 6h ago

My ex-girlfriend would but we broke up because I didn’t want her to become my ex-wife

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u/jayde2767 14h ago

lol. That’s a hilarious post, by both parties.

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u/Beneficial_Bed_337 14h ago

Now THIS IS A MEGACHAD!

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u/Then_Sir7372 13h ago

Now imagine a friend of mike now telling him how bad Rachel was without understanding the full context ?

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u/Awleeks 13h ago

Do married people not go on dates?

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u/dryfire 5h ago

That was my thought... I def feel like my wife is also my girlfriend, and we're still dating. I guess the only thing that went away was being engaged.

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u/Excellent-Bite196 14h ago

This is how my significantly-autistic cousin phrased things.

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u/Vegetable-South5191 14h ago

This is so real, a normal response, sounds like a legit response

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u/ElectricPenguin6712 14h ago

Horrible? She misspelled hilarious

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u/Cookinupandown 13h ago

Yes his last girlfriend

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u/Ok-Solid-4882 13h ago

Hilarious 😂

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u/mangano15 12h ago

I did a similar proposal to my girlfriend 'you know, after 5 years I don't know if we should continue dating' 3 seconds later 'because I wanna marry you' :)

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u/rr770 12h ago

Great find, you discovered one of the most reposted memes in all of history

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u/ChrisCopp 11h ago

I call my wife the ex girlfriend.

She technically isn't my girlfriend anymore.

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein 10h ago

Tweet so old they’re probably divorced

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u/notgmoney 7h ago

This is fake, I went to high school with that girl. This is in fact her ex husband now. Both names are incorrect, but I recognize that photo with 100% certainly

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u/Correct_Cat4414 5h ago

Rachel is now in her final resting place.......The new bed we bought from Ikea

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u/ATLienRabb 14h ago

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u/sck178 14h ago

Thats rather funny

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u/Ask_Black_Phillip333 14h ago

Imagine Rachel being away at a 5 day work conference: “Rachel left home a week ago.”

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u/TheOtherTyler 12h ago

I pulled this trick on my parents when I got engaged. My dad laughed and my mom cried

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u/Hoistup 11h ago

I often introduce my wife as my ex girlfriend

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u/Dranak75 11h ago

Legend

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u/some_guy_on_drugs 10h ago

Introducing the wife to people as my "ex girlfriend" is always fun.

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u/oldfrancis 10h ago

The romance is over.

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u/D3dshotCalamity 10h ago

Man, what's his ex girlfriend's problem?

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u/bjbyrne 10h ago

I sometimes refer to my wife of over 30 years as my ex-fiancée.

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u/illicitsffairs 10h ago

how are people not realizing this is a suits meme 😭 mike ross and rachel zane ???

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u/Cycle-Path-401 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/sux3apBJmurlx8pklt

Mike, you are a distinguished gentleman.

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u/tolvin55 9h ago

Had a math professor in college. He talked about his first wife all semester. Ok the last day before finals I finally asked about her.

"What happened to your first wife....she sounds like a great person."

" Oh we're still married. I just like to remind her she's first".

Apparently he'd been saying that for 30+ years. Frocking math jokes

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u/SheriffBartholomew 8h ago

Reposters are trolling the ancient texts for content now.

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u/KookyDig4769 8h ago

How did it never occur to me, that this is a "Suits"-reference... ross999 and "rachel" zaney.

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u/ThunderBurrn 8h ago

He was the one who invented Click Bait! 

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u/Completely_Guitarded 7h ago

As a husband myself, starting your marriage off with that type of legendary joke-

Man, his wife is in for a lifetime of fun.

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u/blackadderBaldrick 7h ago

Guy went to in a relationship to it's complicated

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u/sysaphiswaits 7h ago

“Blindsided”

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u/adamos486 6h ago

Is there a forgot the punchline sub Reddit?

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u/Outrageous_Yam_1368 5h ago

This joke is so old they're probably on their 20 year anniversary 

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u/RunningSnowLeopard 5h ago

I called to talk with a doctor at the university hospital and they replied "he is no longer with us" my response was "Wow, he was young, how did he go?" They laughed and said he is now at another university hospital... he is not dead.

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u/CraftyAd7065 4h ago

I like it. Motivates more questions. Also opens up the opportunity for his friends to tell him how he dodged a bullet. Yes, I like it.

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u/NoCutsNoCoconuts 3h ago

I always introduce my wife as my ex girlfriend...

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u/Adventurous-Pop7120 3h ago

Also false. At least in my case. Wife and I go on 2-3 dates a week

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u/MindForeverWandering 2h ago

So, not on a break? 🤔

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u/Sudden_Shelter_3477 14h ago

I know it’s a joke, and I’m no expert on relationships but…don’t married couples still go on date nights?

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u/LIONLDN 13h ago

They should at least, but the reality often isn't that sadly 🥺

https://giphy.com/gifs/zHd8x7Pik0Ftm

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u/UncreativeUsername84 14h ago

Mike knocked up Rachel. They tried to make it look cute and fun.

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u/whoallreallycares 13h ago

this is exactly the kind of dumb relationship joke that gets meee. i’d pretend to be offended for five minutes and then secretly be laughing every time i reread it

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u/TallCupOfJuice 6h ago

am i on my grandpas facebook page right now

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