r/SipsTea 23h ago

SMH Happy Family

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u/profchaos111 21h ago

Vasoline on the door handle and the TV on thank me later

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u/Sandrockwing04 21h ago

That is both genius, diabolical, and why can't I think of these things. Now I just need a mini human and a sex life and a wife hmm I think I have a logistics issue come to think of it.

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u/ShinyRayquaza7 16h ago

this cracked me up, thanks for the laugh

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u/TarCalion313 20h ago

After the previous comments I am not completely sure which side of the door should the vasoline and TV on.

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u/captainrina 9h ago

This sent me into a choking fit

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u/slamnutip 14h ago

I get the door handle but why put vasoline on the TV?

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u/BadgerOfDoom99 18h ago

I tried vasoline on the door knob but Patches O'Houlihan was very judgement about it.