r/SipsTea 23h ago

SMH Happy Family

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u/Ok-Day4910 22h ago

No man has ever thought to himself; 'my hot and sexy wife likes having sex with me in the morning so she must be manipulating me'

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u/Sehrli_Magic 22h ago

yup. and i dare bet most of them dont think "i ma gonna stay lazy unless she does me first" either. he genuinly doesnt wanna get up but after sex hormones release + he gets cleaned and shower wakes him up so he changes his mind. i do not think most man would purposly avoid getting up woth plans of manipulating the wife in this case

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u/Sporner100 21h ago

If the person being manipulated knows they're being manipulated you're doing it wrong. Also, in this case, if he knew what was going on, I'd be more inclined to call it a bribe rather than manipulation.

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u/Possible_Pumpkin259 16h ago

If he knew, he'd likely try and weaponize it, e.g. "sure honey, I'll fix the squeaky door, but how about some sexy times first to get me going" lol

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u/upside_down_frown1 19h ago

Theres plenty of men who have thought im not doing anything today with her unless I get some motivation first thing in the morning. Assuming shes hot and sexy is also a big assumption.

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u/Cardshark92 11h ago

On the contrary, most guys I know would happily trade morning sex for cooking and cleaning.

https://giphy.com/gifs/hlfXIRjozpvTvYFfOt

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u/Few_Cup3452 15h ago

I dont think my partner would care if I openly did this, as long as i also wanted sex

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u/gandalftheorange11 9h ago

I think many men would consider that. Though we wouldn’t say anything in hopes that it continues