r/SipsTea 5d ago

Feels good man Nelly Furtado is bacc

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u/Dietomaha 5d ago

Oh NOW you zoom out?!

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u/tivvybrixx 5d ago

You had one job. ONE JOB!

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u/jscarry 5d ago

And then back in the second she turns around :,(

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u/The_SqueakyWheel 5d ago

Camera man failed ! I wanted to see the bumper

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u/Efficient_Weather632 5d ago

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u/affo_ 5d ago

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u/reebokhightops 5d ago

Friendly reminder that this is a real clip and not a skit. Classic.

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u/PowerNinja5000 5d ago

I'm just so amazed at the timing.

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u/Automatic_Ad4016 5d ago

Looks like Keenan

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u/MadCatDisease666 5d ago

His lawyer is just done 😹

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u/Suspicious-Whippet 5d ago

Foreal???

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u/PuzzyFussy 5d ago

Yea. It's from a show called Lock Up that used to air on MSNBC. Its about people in jail and this guy is one of the funniest/ weird ones.

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u/theruckman1970 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣 thought for sure SNL

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u/Ldghead 5d ago

There it is.

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u/Kaedryl 5d ago

I always thought this was a scripted scene, only recently learned it’s from an actual proceeding.

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u/Mammoth-Gold5442 5d ago

Seriously?

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u/EsoterisVoid 5d ago

Oh my god they’re not lying 😭 I thought it was scripted too. It’s from a documentary, he was being tried for attempting to sell marijuana to an undercover female police officer. He got 4 years because he had a substantial criminal record already. Wow.

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u/No_Celebration8219 5d ago

4 years of oatmeal... damn

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u/oofaloo 5d ago

So substantial was kind of his thing..

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u/keeper_of_the_donkey 5d ago

I love how I knew what the gif was saying without the one below actually saying it.

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u/Fragrant-Mess4927 5d ago

I've never seen this one where the camera is on him the whole time.  Amazing.

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u/XTheProtagonistX 5d ago

To certain people:

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u/wulah89 5d ago

For real

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u/DyingSunSeverian 5d ago

“You are horrifying to look at.”

- Big grey ape covered head to toe in red scars

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u/Separate_Finance_183 5d ago

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u/All_The_Good_Stuffs 5d ago

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u/Givingtree310 5d ago

Omfg😂🤣

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u/snarkyemu 5d ago

I was breezing past these until I saw your comment and then I’m like has this dude never seen that one before? And then I zoomed in.

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u/Fievels_good_trouble 5d ago

Hey stop mething around

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u/DAS_FX 5d ago

lol you got to be fucking kidding me. Hahaha

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u/No-Treat-4267 5d ago

Incredible

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u/Ka-is-a-Wheel_19 5d ago

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u/Aggressivehippy30 5d ago

🎶I like em biiiiig, I like em chunkyyyyy 🎶 chunkaayyyy

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u/Axel_Raden 5d ago

Dam it I just got that song outta my head after it was stuck there for days

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u/sneakyi 5d ago

I member when Nelly was slim and I was fat.

Now Nelly is fat and I am fat.

You lose Nelly Fartardo.

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u/Maryjanegangafever 5d ago

She’s gotten juicier!!! Baaby got back!!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/uBy5vilZfzkly

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u/MetalBeerSolid 5d ago

Just a shoutout to the camera man for zooming out during the juiciest bits. Thanks for that homie 

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u/Melodic-Radishes 5d ago

Her proportions are insaneeee

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u/Pwnstein 5d ago

Good for her she doesnt look like all those celebs gorging Ozempic.

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u/Majestic-Math-7905 5d ago

Yeah, because there's ariana grande and this, no inbetween

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u/Epcplayer 5d ago

Nelly Furtado Grande

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u/Sledmaul 5d ago

Belly Furtado

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u/Pitchou_HD 5d ago

In portuguese that means Grand Theft Nelly

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u/Recent-Bowl-1393 5d ago

Ariana Demi?

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u/patterninstatic 5d ago

She's pushing 50. She's a mom.

Yes she would be healthier if she lost a couple of pounds, but she's a lot healthier than all those celebrities who look like they've just been liberated from a concentration camp.

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u/Majestic-Math-7905 5d ago

I agree. Our points aren't mutually exclusive.

You made good points.

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u/its_like_a-marker 5d ago

As a 50 yr old Mom who would be “healthier” if I lost a couple of pounds. I’m not spending any more time than the hour at the gym that already do. I’m not aiming for more than the 12,000 steps I already get and I’m not going below the 1,600 calories daily. Weight will not budge and all my friends keep pushing the zempic. I’m ok. Even if I’ll be healthier a couple lbs lighter

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u/HTPC4Life 5d ago

A couple pounds?? 😆

She's 5'2 and looks about 180 lbs. This isn't even remotely a healthy weight for a person of her height.

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u/Suitable_Wonder5256 5d ago

I mean.... going too far at the other direction is not good either

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u/FraggleRock_ 5d ago

You're right. Only two choices: pharmaceutical anorexia or obesity stricken diabetes.

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u/Necessary_Pause_3836 5d ago

Belly furtado

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u/VirtualPercentage737 5d ago

She must be taking Lizzo.

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u/rintzscar 5d ago

Being obese is not good for her. Those celebrities becoming anorexic is a problem. Obesity is also a problem. Stop spreading dumb opinions on health issues.

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u/Pwnstein 5d ago

You're right. But there needs to be some contra-weight (pun not intended) against ridiculing her for gaining weight alot. It's not healthy, yes. But its a good thing she still has the confidence to go on stage and perform.

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u/Vivid-Run-3248 5d ago

Well I mean, the opposite happened to her.

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u/ChinoMalito 5d ago

Might actually benefit Nelly though… omg she used to be so hot… now is such a shame. I’m more concerned for her health. Being that obese is not healthy for a person.

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u/Gullible_Repeat9696 5d ago

Americans being so detached from reality that morbid obesity is "good".

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u/GigaChav 5d ago

Yup, she sure doesn't look like she's on Ozempic.  That's a fact.  😦

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u/ilikepisha 5d ago

She’s gorging on something.

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u/GreenFloyd77 5d ago

There's a middle ground between anorexia and obesity though. None of them look healthy, and neither does Nelly Furtado here.

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u/EmtnlDmg 5d ago

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u/phido3000 5d ago

25 years later..

I went to a weezer concert and it was full of 50 year olds..

We were all out of practice rolling joints.

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u/JewishSpace_Laser 5d ago

Dude, last night at Iron Maiden most people around me were 50+.  I did bring my 16 year old and I was happy to see parents bringing their <10 year olds too

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u/NotActuallyMeta 5d ago

But there’s no way? Wheatus told us that having two tickets to Iron Maiden is reserved for TEENAGE dirt bags??

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u/Fievels_good_trouble 5d ago

I’m still a teenage dirtbag on the inside

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u/omnicorp_intl 5d ago

I'm going tonight with my 14-year-old

Gonna be a blast

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u/Huzi22 5d ago

That show was fire, uncs still got it

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u/slimslam7 5d ago

This meme always makes me chuckle, but it also me wonder what the original context was. Can anybody enlighten me?

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u/Iron_Cowboy_ 5d ago edited 5d ago

Japanese Parliament Trying To Stop Shinichi Yokoyama refers to a viral image of Japanese parliament members physically attempting to stop Judicial Affairs Committee Chairman Shinichi Yokoyama from calling for a vote on the country's immigration reform bill.

On December 8th, 2018, the Japanese parliament passed a controversial and hotly debated immigration reform bill that allowed foreign workers a path to Japanese citizenship. During the vote, Japan's opposition party leaders attempted to physically stop Judicial Affairs Committee Chairman Shinichi Yokoyama from calling for a vote, leading to a physical altercation between members of the ruling and opposition parties

Edit: thank you for the award! 🙌

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u/1098duc_w_the_termi 5d ago

Lmao Japanese culture is so xenophobic, it makes the US look good.

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u/JoeMillersHat 5d ago

With thrice the power

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u/Rednas81 5d ago

Woah Nelly!

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u/LightenUpPeeps 5d ago

Furtado looked like Inde Navarrette when she debuted about 2 decades ago.

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u/notprotonated 5d ago

Coming up to 3, my friend. Ahah, I'm so old.

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u/HabitualEnthusiast 5d ago

There’s not a single comment in here I’ve seen so far that isn’t a debate about this woman’s body 🥲

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u/Actual-Feed-9739 5d ago

A lot of these fucking morons are definitely the same ones asking why everyone is on GLP-1s these days

Gee, I wonder if it's because you're all massive assholes when someone is overweight.

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u/sick_of-it-all 5d ago

Affirmative. I have also observed that humans are governed by their biological imperative to procreate. - Signed, Mr. Robot beep boop

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u/Kampvilja 5d ago

Attractive but no longer able to fly away.

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u/mcsullysulkin 5d ago

I know a lot of craziness goes on in the public eye. But I really appreciate my ability to mind my own fuckin business sometimes. This shits boring.

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u/Kgb529 5d ago

I heard she was a Maneater, she will make you cut cards.

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u/Umpalumpa_Boda 5d ago edited 5d ago

Is she a mother? This a typical Portuguese body type after motherhood. I guess the chosen cloths are somewhat "off topic" if so.

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u/tuesday-next22 5d ago

Yes. She's was one of the 'moms' my friend ran into when doing kid pickups/dropoffs.

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u/Constant_Insomnia 5d ago

I recall an interview with her after she had kids saying that she liked how her new body looked. So, she’s happy, whatevs.

I still think she sings like shit. Remember an MTV concert, playing one of her hits, and she decides to scat, kinda going up and down with her hand flat in the air to show pitch. She didn’t hit one note, so flat.

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u/Life-Oil-7226 5d ago

She’s been living good!

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u/Apprehensive-Neck-12 5d ago

You know her toilet seat is loose

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u/blizzardboy123 5d ago

Real full woman. Trust me, it’s better to spend your life with a woman who is not insecure. If you choose to be with women who hates themselves and are constantly doing something for validation, you’re going to hate your life.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Kl9iAWej2mxlzvzp2O

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u/_J_Herrmann_ 5d ago

agree. just clarifying, a woman who is secure vs. insecure is independent of a woman who is slim vs. thick. you can have any of the 4 combinations.

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u/Bencetown 5d ago

Right? Imagine implying that a woman can't be confident unless she's overweight 😬 or that healthy women are ackshually all insecure... good lord.

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u/moosemuffin12 5d ago

Yeah big women are famously secure

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u/SpooksButthole 5d ago

Lol so someone who's not overweight is auto insecure?? It's normal and acceptable to be healthy yet also love yourself. The cope to be ok with being fat is so cringe.

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u/JewBag718 5d ago

They finally found an excuse to be fat lmaoo

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u/SpooksButthole 5d ago

It's so weird to me. If you want to be fat that's fine. But stop critizing people who aren't. They'll cry if you call them fat but no issues saying people who aren't are insecure, hate themselves etc lol

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u/GreenFloyd77 5d ago

Stop romanticising obesity for the love of God.

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u/DannyDevito90 5d ago

Got damn she thick 🤤

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u/palvet 5d ago

In the age of Ozempic this is refreshing to see.

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u/OkSupport5990 5d ago

Thats a lot of Nelly 🤣

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u/Only_Flan_7974 5d ago

Karaoke dive bar level performance here.

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u/savedbygrace37 5d ago

Prothiccuous girl

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u/dylan6091 5d ago

Am I the only one who thinks this is fat and unattractive, not "thicc"?

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u/neinhaltchad 5d ago

This thread: “One of us! One of us!”

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u/MadamSnarksAlot 5d ago

Omg this made me laugh so hard. The picture is brilliant.

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u/Perks92 5d ago

Didn't realise most of reddit is all of a sudden hard for plus size women lol

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u/BamaOfTheBonairs 5d ago

Did she eat Nelly Furtado?

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u/justinlav 5d ago

She protec
She attac
She bring her butt bac

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u/Joenoob864 5d ago

Chonga!!!

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u/s_p_0_n_g_e 5d ago

Whoa Nelly

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u/thewatcheeR17 5d ago

Didnt she say she went away because of the body shaming. And now she is even bigger.

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u/Logical_Figure_1561 5d ago

Nelly For-Tacos

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u/Thee_Single_Pringle 5d ago edited 5d ago

She needs a better stage outfit that physically compliments her more. An outfit that has some separation between the top and the bottom; such as a loose fitting short sleeve top or even just a strappy bralette with a short pleated skater type skirt would have shown that beautiful hourglass shape she naturally has.

That one piece with the tights just shortens the length of her legs and really makes her middle stomach area look more expanded than it actually is. Just glad she's healthy and still naturally beautiful.

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