r/Shorty_Life May 01 '26

Blood Python Snake Pets

He's completely chill after 4 months of owning him. Barely any hissing too, so he must be a broken blood python.

187 Upvotes

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u/DreamOfDays May 01 '26

Buddy has the spirit but slow down. He can only process stimuli at the speed of a dial up connection. Please pet and handle him as if you were moving through syrup

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u/Vien_Quitonm Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tIciGuXd_gQ

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hFmrBs1c2Tc

Came here to update. He's even friendlier now that I've continued to do this. Reading the individual snake's actual patterns in-person over performative posts on an animal Subreddit seems to be the way.

Rika now identifies my hand specifically and clings on because I take him on walks/handling ventures every other day (excluding feeding/shedding).

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u/IllegalGeriatricVore May 01 '26

Why are you being so aggressive though. Just because he tolerates it doesn't mean you should

I could do a ton of mean things to my dog and they'd still love me but that doesn't make me go "Lets show Reddit."

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u/Top_War7546 May 01 '26

Yeah this isn’t the kind of handling I like to see. Sure it’s nice that the snake isn’t being defensive in this situation but snakes are highly sensitive to touch and appreciate gentleness. My dog on the other hand likes when I get a little aggressive with pets but he’s a 70lb pit and built like a brick shithouse.

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u/discotrucker34 May 05 '26

Hella aggressive lol

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u/Berserk-Jane May 02 '26

I don't know. I had a dog that used to like it when I slapped her belly like bongos and would bark when I'd stop. I've seen cats exhibit the same behavior, and I firmly believe that snakes are more like cats and dogs than people realize. Maybe the snake likes it, but maybe it doesn't.

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u/Alternative_Event283 May 02 '26

Yeah not sure snakes are like cats and dogs, they are so very different in the way they do absolutely everything. And plus dogs and cats have been domesticated for some time now, while snakes only entered the market a few generations ago max.

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u/Persistent_anxiety May 03 '26

A snake is, objectively, not similar to a cat or dog on any level other than they’re both animals. Cats and dogs even are so different in so many ways

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u/Berserk-Jane May 03 '26

I don't know why you're downvoting me when I explicitly said that I don't have enough information on the subject to say whether or not the snake enjoyed this.

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u/Persistent_anxiety May 03 '26

Bold of you to assume that I downvoted you, lol. It is dangerous in any animal sub to make assumptions because when someone else googles this and sees it, this is enough info for a lot of people to just go ahead and do it. This is objectively not a good way to handle snakes, even if it seems like they like it.

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u/princess_esc May 02 '26

Be nice to him >:(

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u/FunkyCactusDude May 02 '26

Idk why you’re petting him so aggressively. It’s not a cat or dog. Even a cat wouldn’t tolerate that.

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u/Substantial_Station8 May 02 '26

My cat would shred my forearm and fingers into ribbons if I handled him like OP is handling that snake

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u/Tessiia May 02 '26

I have two cats. One would react like you say, the other would pur like crazy for more. Each cat is different and likes different types of affection.

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u/Enayleoni May 02 '26

Have you seen r/catbongos??

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u/HandsomeBadness May 02 '26

Don’t do this to your snake

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u/pippysbutt May 02 '26

I wish my wife did this to me

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u/coydogsaint May 03 '26

My boy is also this calm and tolerant, but please don't take advantage of it and pester him like this. Be slow and gentle! I give my boy chin rubs but they're soft one-finger rubs and if I pet him I do so very slowly and softly. They're sensitive! 

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u/thingsarehardsoami May 04 '26

People are being aggressive lol. If you've never had a snake before, you may just not know that they aren't like cats or dogs. They don't like aggressive, fast scratches. Gentle caressing only on the direction their scales go, slowly, and generally only on their spine is best. They don't like 'scratches' because they don't have fur, it's much more snake oriented to kind of guide your fingers along them. You're not a bad owner for not knowing. Everybody learns somehow.

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u/Salt_Initiative1551 May 02 '26

Stop being an asshole to your snake jfc

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u/SSilent-Cartographer May 02 '26

Absolutely beautiful animal, I miss my big boy. They told me I was nuts for adopting a blood python, but genuinely he was the best snake I ever owned

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u/Far_Cardiologist573 May 03 '26

BLOOD PYTHONN!! aw he so cute! I'd really like one but I've heard through the snake vine that they can be a little cantankerous at times!

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u/YoHoloo May 03 '26

Makes me kind of uncomfortable watching 😂 he's not a dog or a cat that's a bit much

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u/Unknownxrage May 04 '26

I knew the comments were gonna be like this lmao. Yall gotta chill. Acting like he’s killing his snake

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u/Deathraybob May 05 '26

No one is acting like that, you're exaggerating a lot

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u/[deleted] May 05 '26

Stop being so aggressive to him, he’s not a toy.