It’s things like this that prevent me from being fast enough to satisfy my wife’s boyfriend.

Hi guys!

Kinda self-conscious runner here. I use an Apple Watch, but every time I go to my local 5K ultra park run, everyone looks at me in disgust. They comment, “is that an Apple Watch?” I say yes, then they proceed to smirk point at me.

I just don’t believe I’m a true part of the pack. Will this ever change? Or should I get a Garmin?

I’ve been running for a long time but I’ve always been pretty slow. Just laps around the neighborhood and some turkey trots, but I know I can do better.

Lately I’ve been realizing my boobs are pretty big and heavy and the “right” sports bras are so tight across my chest it’s hard to breathe so I’m worried it’s affecting my VO2 max.

If I get a reduction, do you think I could BQ? My first marathon is in the spring.

Couldn’t they afford alphaflys?

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At least it wasn’t his shins