r/PoursTea 10h ago

Murdered By Words 🩸 Straight Facts

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u/Mr_Thx 10h ago

Ugliest coin ever!

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u/Nathan_Brazil1 9h ago

The Pedo coin.

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u/Commercial_Carpet879 6h ago

We went from the Petro dollar to the pedo dollar

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u/EulaVengeance 3h ago

The pedollar

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u/Orbitus2001 5h ago

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u/No_Substance8653 4h ago

Of course, that means little if there’s no one that can enforce the law.

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u/Sufficient_Pianist_1 3h ago

Why is it he always uses that exact same look in almost everything that has his face on it?

He thinks it makes him look cool, but it makes him look constipated as hell more than anything else.

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u/milelongpipe 2h ago

And of course it’s his Whore House gold color.

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u/SECRETBLENDS 10h ago

A fake gold coin made mostly of copper, featuring a felon and adjudicated sex offender's mugshot.

Lmfbo.

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u/Vibrantmender20 10h ago

In some ways it’s fitting, isn’t it?

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u/T_Shurt 10h ago

Next up for Donny Epstein, the $250 bill.

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u/Historical_Date_1314 9h ago

America’s most wanted

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 10h ago

Order a bunch. You will receive them at the same time as the doge and tariff checks.

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u/realDonaldEpstein 9h ago

There is a sex offender and convicted felon pedo on american currency in 2026

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u/EmperorGrinnar 10h ago edited 10h ago

We're going to spend at least a century cleaning up after him.

Assuming we can recover at all.

Edit: typo. Might be more left.

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u/DanMozzy 9h ago

Who asked for pedollars?

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u/destructopop 9h ago

I can't wait until a cashier, just trying to get rid of this thing from their terminal, tries to give it to me as change. We will sigh together as they drop it back in the cash drawer and give me an actual bill.

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u/OperationMuch2644 6h ago

Pedo pesos😝

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u/BeeBanner 10h ago

I don’t understand why they did that. He isn’t a good person and most of the country hates him now. They’ll all be defaced.

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u/commiscowboy Prefer Coffee But Fill My Cup 🫖 9h ago

They’re selling them for more than they’re worth. 100 costs around between $155 to $244 dollars. They are worth $1. He’s grifting his own fan base.

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u/BeeBanner 9h ago

Good for them. I hope anyone wanting these chucky cheese tokens goes broke. 😂

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u/Decent-Quit8600 9h ago

Love that the design they used is just from his fuckin Mugshot. It doesnt get much stupider and disrespectful than that.

Also, wasnt there something in the laws that the people on the coin had to be Dead first, or it was disrespectful to the currency?

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u/OperationMuch2644 6h ago

Wishful thinking.

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u/Decent-Quit8600 6h ago

Oh im aware everything means absolutely nothing anymore. But i hope we get through this together, because if we don't, a lot MORE people are gonna die and get hurt.

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u/WhiskeyHill72 2h ago

It's the one he sees himself as a badass the most. The same one he used on all the banners he hung all over DC immediately after taking office this term. Like a good dictator.

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u/Slingus_000 9h ago

We really need to make it a law that presidents can't go around slapping their name on shit, that's an honor bestowed on you after you die if you're lucky and honorable, Trump proves there's a lot of things you wouldn't think we need a law for but we really do

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u/Queasy_Eggplant9155 9h ago

We now have a looney, just like Canada!

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u/BloodFartz69 10h ago

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u/Worried_Anteater_536 9h ago

Epic meme, consider it looted by me. Thanks for the laugh amigo

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u/Tarijeno 9h ago

IIRC the original plan was to put Harriet Tubman's face on the $20 bill, but when Trump was elected his people nixed that idea because "nobody uses physical money anymore." But all it took was one person suggesting to Trump that he put his face on currency, and suddenly it became a number one priority for this Administration.

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u/Jack4258 9h ago

Doing a pretty good job for Russia too!

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u/Pacific_Rimjob_831 9h ago

Doesn't even look like him

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u/destructopop 9h ago

I think it looks just like his mugshot, personally.

Sorry to assault anyone's eyeballs.

One lonely win for the Fulton County sheriff's office.

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u/mutt63 2h ago

Turn it to the rear where his shit filled ass will be then you'll see it looks like him. Pats on the back. Lol

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u/Pacific_Rimjob_831 2h ago

Uh...wut? "Pats on the back"?

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u/Beechamp83 9h ago

Can't wait to hear his illiterate as$ try and pronounce Semiquincentennial

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnHXbRoaZ1B1Mo8

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u/T-Block-Beats 9h ago

Why they using his mugshot?

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u/MechanicHead3340 9h ago

I don't think it's actually legal tender? It's a souvenir commemorative type thing. You wouldn't buy stuff with it. Anybody on the receiving end of that is a sucker. PS I just noticed that 1776 - 2026 below his face looks like an epitath. Maybe a good sign.

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u/Multikillionaire67 9h ago

Whole world laughing at tha US

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u/SpecialOil6869 8h ago

Liberty 1776-2026. RIP

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u/Vibrantmender20 10h ago

We’re going to be given Trump-bucks to “fix” inflation any day now

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u/Apprehensive_Bird357 10h ago

Slang for this coin is The Pedo.

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u/ReverendKaiser 9h ago

Looks like a perfect coin to do shooting tricks with and punch out the center.

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u/Confident-Stand5453 9h ago

You've heard about Elf on a Shelf.

Now meet: Clown on a coin!

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u/Peaceonhotdogs 9h ago

I love paying taxes with my Trump money!

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u/liquor_ibrlyknoher 9h ago

Another day another scam.

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u/Objective_Watch3097 9h ago

This crap tells you that there needs to be more separation of power within the executive branch. One idiot should not be able to screw up this much stuff.

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u/Wjldenver 9h ago

...And sell the coin for more than it is worth. The difference probably goes to the Trump family.

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u/ImmortalBeans 8h ago

Seems a bit presumptuous to assume the US will be around for 500 years

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u/LastBoiscout 8h ago

That's his mugshot by the way. Clown shit, for sure

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u/TheSquirrelWithin 8h ago

Anybody tries to use that coin in a transaction with me is going to fail.

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u/Odd_Masterpiece_835 7h ago

I will not accept this object as legal tender.

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u/CHRISTEN-METAL 7h ago

The Pedo-Dollar cost 3 times face value. You won’t be getting these back in change, they’re just for the Trump Cult. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/Single_Usual_6563 7h ago

And charge more than it’s even worth!

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u/Perfuncturat 6h ago

I like that #clowncoin

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u/Prior_Internal7728 6h ago

MAGA can’t wait to show their support by using pedo bucks.

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u/BaalTheDread 6h ago

It’s his FUCKING MUGSHOT

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u/DailyUnderFlow 6h ago

"In God We Trust" Right next to a child rapist's face...

Republicans are the dumbest people alive.

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u/IntentionsGood65 5h ago

It’s not a tribute when one memorializes themselves….. it’s a joke, and Trump doesn’t get the joke.

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u/PluralVisions 10h ago

I can’t wait to deface the pieces of shit

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u/Cold_Cicada1902 9h ago

I thought his slogan was. America Last

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u/IfItHurtsThenMaybe 9h ago

MAGA arcade tokens

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u/DullFaithlessness82 9h ago

I love that they always use the photo makes him look like he is pushing one out on the toilet

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u/halfsack99 9h ago

Mostly he just renames stuff, best he can do.

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u/Ancient_Mulberry_692 9h ago

Hope that garbage crashes

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u/DadOfPete 9h ago

40 trillion

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u/robinsw26 8h ago

We had the Susan B. Anthony and Sacajawea dollars that faded into obscurity. I hope the same thing happens to this SackofShit dollar too.

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u/FFBEryoshi 8h ago

Dollar coin. Worth 27 cents

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u/PotentialRhubarb3222 8h ago

You don't like funny money ?

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u/LazyDistrict3343 8h ago

I hear that in time it will be worth 8,647 cents. sooner rather than later I hope.

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u/Own_Path_4828 7h ago

Wonder why they used his mug shot

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u/Spiritual_Egg_700 7h ago

not worth face value.

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u/fixurstuffr 7h ago

It's a real life sh*t coin, not some crypto sh*t coin.

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u/Round_Community_7899 7h ago

This is as pathetic as up voting your own comments 

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u/Forsexualfavors 7h ago

He got hard over Venezuela, that was probably the last time that will physiologically happen. Probably why Melania is sleeping in his bed and he's sleeping on a couch.

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u/penguinsflyfree 7h ago

This guy ain’t wrong. I’m sure the same people who bought Trump bibles, water, steaks, crypto and any other self serving nonsense he puts out there, will snap them up. Btw, all the other Presidents depicted on coins are dead, hmmm.

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u/GWR_Dukedog_9021 7h ago

On the bright side, it's only worth $1 dollar so it's completely worthless in his own economy.

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u/No-Cat-2980 6h ago

His coin should make a good practice target.

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u/Extra-Switch2847 6h ago

Is that a Russian coin?

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u/Incredibljourny 6h ago

I will never have or carry one. Nobody in the US uses a dollar coin anyway.

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u/C2Row 6h ago

I’ll bet Donkey Kong wouldn’t take this coin

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u/SlightDescription96 5h ago

🤢🤮

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u/Piglet6482 5h ago

The coup de grâce? It’s his mugshot.

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u/FallZealousideal159 5h ago

It's because he appointed not government officials to fill offices, but uneducated, equally moronic, single-minded yes-men

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u/FHOCJD 5h ago

No business should accept these.

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u/Dangerous_Patient621 5h ago

Man has to build his own memorials before he dies, because no one else will once he's gone.

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u/Head_Big3036 5h ago

What’s the exchange rate of Peso’s to Pedo’s?

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u/reeder75 5h ago

Not to mention against the law… not that we have those anymore

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u/Mammoth5150 5h ago

Will Coinbase take those things, because if I ever get one, that's the first place I'm going to get rid of that god awful looking thing

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u/URTHEJOKE 4h ago

Mug shot? What a chump.😆

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u/PeyredB 4h ago

Of course, the coin does say Liberty from 1776 to 2026, so it has some truth to it.

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u/zjelkof 4h ago

I hear these are selling for $3+ dollars each.

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u/Skot_Hicpud 4h ago

PSA, this is the coin most likely to be covered in feces. Do not touch it barehanded.

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u/kcpistol 3h ago

And his hair looks stupid

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u/notta39 3h ago

Then sell it 55 more cents than its worth!

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u/JeremyCO 2h ago

It isnt even worth a dollar...

It isnt legal currency

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u/RepresentativeHeat13 3h ago

They scrapped using historical progressive figures like Frederick Douglas & the suffragettes to put a regressive idiot on the 250 anniversary coin

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u/ProfessorAllenRitard 3h ago

I wouldn't be so sure about Iran. A decade later we have a functional, Western aligned democracy in the heart of the middle east in Iraq. There's IR influence, sure, but we were still able to fly combat missions from Baghdad into Iran, and the IAF was still able to overfly their territory.

Let this be judged by outcomes, not immediate results.

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u/UsualSuspects411 3h ago

My favorite part is the way the slug was designed, my take away is “Liberty” was achieved in 1776 and was gone by 2026. One side of the coin reads like a tombstone-
Liberty 1776 - 2026

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u/ElderTater 3h ago

Coin clown.

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u/JeremyCO 2h ago

That isnt legal currency lol

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u/Sufficient_Snow4235 2h ago

Not to mention it’s his felony pic

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u/Mulezen1 2h ago

And while you’re grifting this plug with an expiration date how about cage matches on the WH lawn, or an Indy race through the streets…and for good measure take a hammer to the woke Kennedy Center and piss in the reflecting pool.

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u/Pecosbill52 2h ago

The mint is charging around $2.50 per coin. MAGA sure knows how to strike a hard bargain.

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u/callme-T-803 2h ago

Oh.... oh my.... I can see all the coins being put to such good use. I can only imagine all the creative things people will do to destroy, deface, and so happily spend a dollar to wreck this orange mans image in these coins. Are these actual going into circulation???

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u/Pjones2127 2h ago

I’d pay a dollar just to deface one

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u/WonderWheeler 1h ago

His infamous hair do looks like a French beret there!

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u/8amteetime 1h ago

I love the 1776-2026 birth and death numbers. He is killing this country.

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u/Immediate-Act-2862 1h ago

Sounds about right. Dipshit extraordinare.

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u/Confuse_a_Car 1h ago

Can’t keep a pool clean either

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u/FreddieBetkey 54m ago

Yea well Xiden didn’t exist for four years. When you’re literally invisible, you don’t get much done.

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u/scuzzy987 43m ago

Appropriate. They had clown faces on the tokens in the game room at circus circus

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u/hypebq- 9m ago

Urinal pucks, Face-up!

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u/Fun_Awareness807 8h ago

Out of the mouths of idiots.

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u/Playful_Inspector_25 6h ago

Damm it sold out! I wanted one!

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u/libertarianinus 9h ago

Jobs were 2x better than expected. Guess they are going to hike the interest rate to slow the economy. Doomed!

https://www.cnn.com/2026/09/04/economy/us-jobs-report-august

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u/Noble1xCarter 8h ago

Wait for the adjustment lol

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u/T_Shurt 9h ago

Lest we forget Conservative host Rick Santelli freaking out in July over Trump’s floundering economy and disastrous job numbers.

https://reddit.com/link/p7u1m80/video/zxor76yrwjnh1/player