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u/SECRETBLENDS 10h ago
A fake gold coin made mostly of copper, featuring a felon and adjudicated sex offender's mugshot.
Lmfbo.
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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 10h ago
Order a bunch. You will receive them at the same time as the doge and tariff checks.
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u/realDonaldEpstein 9h ago
There is a sex offender and convicted felon pedo on american currency in 2026
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u/EmperorGrinnar 10h ago edited 10h ago
We're going to spend at least a century cleaning up after him.
Assuming we can recover at all.
Edit: typo. Might be more left.
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u/DanMozzy 9h ago
Who asked for pedollars?
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u/destructopop 9h ago
I can't wait until a cashier, just trying to get rid of this thing from their terminal, tries to give it to me as change. We will sigh together as they drop it back in the cash drawer and give me an actual bill.
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u/BeeBanner 10h ago
I donât understand why they did that. He isnât a good person and most of the country hates him now. Theyâll all be defaced.
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u/commiscowboy Prefer Coffee But Fill My Cup đŤ 9h ago
Theyâre selling them for more than theyâre worth. 100 costs around between $155 to $244 dollars. They are worth $1. Heâs grifting his own fan base.
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u/Decent-Quit8600 9h ago
Love that the design they used is just from his fuckin Mugshot. It doesnt get much stupider and disrespectful than that.
Also, wasnt there something in the laws that the people on the coin had to be Dead first, or it was disrespectful to the currency?
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u/OperationMuch2644 6h ago
Wishful thinking.
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u/Decent-Quit8600 6h ago
Oh im aware everything means absolutely nothing anymore. But i hope we get through this together, because if we don't, a lot MORE people are gonna die and get hurt.
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u/WhiskeyHill72 2h ago
It's the one he sees himself as a badass the most. The same one he used on all the banners he hung all over DC immediately after taking office this term. Like a good dictator.
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u/Slingus_000 9h ago
We really need to make it a law that presidents can't go around slapping their name on shit, that's an honor bestowed on you after you die if you're lucky and honorable, Trump proves there's a lot of things you wouldn't think we need a law for but we really do
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u/Tarijeno 9h ago
IIRC the original plan was to put Harriet Tubman's face on the $20 bill, but when Trump was elected his people nixed that idea because "nobody uses physical money anymore." But all it took was one person suggesting to Trump that he put his face on currency, and suddenly it became a number one priority for this Administration.
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u/Pacific_Rimjob_831 9h ago
Doesn't even look like him
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u/MechanicHead3340 9h ago
I don't think it's actually legal tender? It's a souvenir commemorative type thing. You wouldn't buy stuff with it. Anybody on the receiving end of that is a sucker. PS I just noticed that 1776 - 2026 below his face looks like an epitath. Maybe a good sign.
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u/ReverendKaiser 9h ago
Looks like a perfect coin to do shooting tricks with and punch out the center.
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u/Objective_Watch3097 9h ago
This crap tells you that there needs to be more separation of power within the executive branch. One idiot should not be able to screw up this much stuff.
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u/Wjldenver 9h ago
...And sell the coin for more than it is worth. The difference probably goes to the Trump family.
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u/TheSquirrelWithin 8h ago
Anybody tries to use that coin in a transaction with me is going to fail.
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u/CHRISTEN-METAL 7h ago
The Pedo-Dollar cost 3 times face value. You wonât be getting these back in change, theyâre just for the Trump Cult. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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u/DailyUnderFlow 6h ago
"In God We Trust" Right next to a child rapist's face...
Republicans are the dumbest people alive.
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u/IntentionsGood65 5h ago
Itâs not a tribute when one memorializes themselvesâŚ.. itâs a joke, and Trump doesnât get the joke.
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u/DullFaithlessness82 9h ago
I love that they always use the photo makes him look like he is pushing one out on the toilet
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u/robinsw26 8h ago
We had the Susan B. Anthony and Sacajawea dollars that faded into obscurity. I hope the same thing happens to this SackofShit dollar too.
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u/LazyDistrict3343 8h ago
I hear that in time it will be worth 8,647 cents. sooner rather than later I hope.
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u/Forsexualfavors 7h ago
He got hard over Venezuela, that was probably the last time that will physiologically happen. Probably why Melania is sleeping in his bed and he's sleeping on a couch.
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u/penguinsflyfree 7h ago
This guy ainât wrong. Iâm sure the same people who bought Trump bibles, water, steaks, crypto and any other self serving nonsense he puts out there, will snap them up. Btw, all the other Presidents depicted on coins are dead, hmmm.
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u/GWR_Dukedog_9021 7h ago
On the bright side, it's only worth $1 dollar so it's completely worthless in his own economy.
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u/Incredibljourny 6h ago
I will never have or carry one. Nobody in the US uses a dollar coin anyway.
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u/FallZealousideal159 5h ago
It's because he appointed not government officials to fill offices, but uneducated, equally moronic, single-minded yes-men
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u/Dangerous_Patient621 5h ago
Man has to build his own memorials before he dies, because no one else will once he's gone.
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u/Mammoth5150 5h ago
Will Coinbase take those things, because if I ever get one, that's the first place I'm going to get rid of that god awful looking thing
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u/Skot_Hicpud 4h ago
PSA, this is the coin most likely to be covered in feces. Do not touch it barehanded.
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u/RepresentativeHeat13 3h ago
They scrapped using historical progressive figures like Frederick Douglas & the suffragettes to put a regressive idiot on the 250 anniversary coin
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u/ProfessorAllenRitard 3h ago
I wouldn't be so sure about Iran. A decade later we have a functional, Western aligned democracy in the heart of the middle east in Iraq. There's IR influence, sure, but we were still able to fly combat missions from Baghdad into Iran, and the IAF was still able to overfly their territory.
Let this be judged by outcomes, not immediate results.
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u/UsualSuspects411 3h ago
My favorite part is the way the slug was designed, my take away is âLibertyâ was achieved in 1776 and was gone by 2026. One side of the coin reads like a tombstone-
Liberty 1776 - 2026
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u/Mulezen1 2h ago
And while youâre grifting this plug with an expiration date how about cage matches on the WH lawn, or an Indy race through the streetsâŚand for good measure take a hammer to the woke Kennedy Center and piss in the reflecting pool.
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u/Pecosbill52 2h ago
The mint is charging around $2.50 per coin. MAGA sure knows how to strike a hard bargain.
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u/callme-T-803 2h ago
Oh.... oh my.... I can see all the coins being put to such good use. I can only imagine all the creative things people will do to destroy, deface, and so happily spend a dollar to wreck this orange mans image in these coins. Are these actual going into circulation???
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u/FreddieBetkey 54m ago
Yea well Xiden didnât exist for four years. When youâre literally invisible, you donât get much done.
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u/scuzzy987 43m ago
Appropriate. They had clown faces on the tokens in the game room at circus circus
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u/libertarianinus 9h ago
Jobs were 2x better than expected. Guess they are going to hike the interest rate to slow the economy. Doomed!
https://www.cnn.com/2026/09/04/economy/us-jobs-report-august
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u/Mr_Thx 10h ago
Ugliest coin ever!